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Autos / Re: Direct Toks Toyota Venza 2010 Full Option by Ravenna: 4:05pm On Mar 10
Exousiang01:
How on Earth is a car with a mileage of 150k+ having an engine that is as good as brand-new....

150k mileage and brand-new engine should never be in the same advert bro

Calling a 2010 expired engine New- in 2024?!
Thats fraudulent.

This shows the blacks have some real issues in their brains.
Religion / Re: Have Your Pastors Told You The Truth About The High Cost Of Food In Nigeria ? by Ravenna: 3:58pm On Mar 10
Mosque nko?

Someone is praying to God for a daily bread while the other is praying to be a terrorist for a god that promises 77virgin- if you can kill and die for him

Hypocrite.

If the terror preacher hadn't takeover farmlands in the North, there'll be abundant food the Nigeria.

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Education / Re: Tinubu's Daughter, Folashade Ojo Appointed Pro-chancellor, Havilla University by Ravenna: 3:47pm On Mar 10
keymatt:
What's a market woman leader doing in university administration Tinubu's hand is certainly involved. grin

But where is Obi's daughter?!


She dey do Olosho.

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Celebrities / Re: Ruger Spotted In Church Drumming (video) by Ravenna: 3:45pm On Mar 10
verybadmouth:
Point of correction so you don't start carrying fake news:
That's Cherubim and Seraphim Church and not Celestial Church of Christ.


Hallelujah somebody

πŸ™Œ

Elenu

What's the difference between C&S and Cele?!

1. Both wear white garment.
2. Both uses brooms and handbells during rituals.
3. Both uses Candles and Amure as Israeli uses iron dome.
4. Both are descendants of Angel Michael, just like Mohd to moslems.
5. Both can brake coconut on the head of an enemy virtually.

Oga, those peeps are birds of a feather.
Romance / Re: Hisense Air Conditioner by Ravenna: 9:59am On Mar 10
Where is your store located?
Business / Re: Goldman Sachs: Naira Looks Cheap, To Appreciate To N1,200/$1 by Ravenna: 9:53am On Mar 10
successmatters:
Goldman Sachs are now the people running the exchange rate, after they noticed that the Nigerians in power are illiterates grin

Goldman Sachs is the baba for Fraud in investment banking worldwide.
Family / Re: Help Me Make A Decision On What Mattress To Buy (vitafoam Or Mouka) by Ravenna: 7:47am On Mar 10
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Regards.

Will call you!
Family / Re: Help Me Make A Decision On What Mattress To Buy (vitafoam Or Mouka) by Ravenna: 7:45am On Mar 10
shosky1794:


Vita Haven 6 x 6 x 10"
Vita Grand 6 x 6 x 12"

The 10" Vita Grand too will serve you well if you're on a budget

I'm torn between Semi-Othopaedic and Orthopedic, I'd prefer the full Orthopedic but my woman want is softer, any advice pls?
Family / Re: Help Me Make A Decision On What Mattress To Buy (vitafoam Or Mouka) by Ravenna: 7:41am On Mar 10
xtophem:
Contact for Vitafoam products
Hello sir.

Are you still dealing in Mattress?

Pls write back.
Food / Re: Owl Meat by Ravenna: 9:13pm On Mar 09
Iamicekid:
Omo unna mad gan ooo
Nigerians dey shock me everyday

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Sports / Re: A Picture Of President Putin, Okocha, Pele, Maradona And Kanu by Ravenna: 7:34pm On Mar 08
Cindypresh:
These are men
But unfortunately the new generation men we have here are something else😩.
The Gen-z kpekus is something else.
Politics / Re: Reps Demand Rescue Of 200 Abducted Borno Women by Ravenna: 10:13am On Mar 08
200 WOMEN got kidnapped when theywent to search for firewood?!

What nonsense story is this?


What is 200 women doing in the bush at the same time?

Abokki wan cash out again..

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Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala With Steph Curry & Gary Payton (Photos, Video) by Ravenna: 6:00pm On Mar 07
Omo atata..
Omo ire bi iyan!!
Investment / Re: I Just Built A Warehouse, What Manufacturing Business Can I Go Into? by Ravenna: 1:45pm On Mar 07
fidelmarshal199:
I already advised you last year but you didn't take it, With this kind of building, your best bet is a church business. The only thing you needed are just chairs and a sharp mouth prophet.

I will recommend our resident prophets here, falseprophet and righteousness2. Trust me, in few years, you will be an owner of a private jet

Haa!
Politics / Re: Bodies Of 6 Police Officers Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Delta Recovered by Ravenna: 2:03pm On Mar 06
AntiZikist:
Nah wah oh.

Murdering 6 police officers at a time that means these guys are in their hundreds in that location.

Naija police lack tactical awareness
Health / Re: Does Having Sex 21 Times A Month Prevent Prostate Issues? - Fact Check by Ravenna: 7:18pm On Mar 05
BAZ001:


Dem say na 21 times so you have continue this weekend fri , sat and Sunday non stop till 21 times grin

Kukuma kee me na..
Romance / Re: Mosquitoes Killing Me. Help! by Ravenna: 6:56pm On Mar 05
MisterBanny:

Wow.. thanks. So once I say DD force, aboki will understand?
Yes o, but it must be in a market, or a Farmers shop. It's not something you get on the street stalls.

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Romance / Re: Mosquitoes Killing Me. Help! by Ravenna: 6:52pm On Mar 05
Get a DD Force insecticide, abokki can sell a portion for N500 and that little portion can dilute 25lts of water!


Only one use, you go believe.

N;B Do not near sniper or any oil based insecticide- It will damage your households including your health.

Only use water based..

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Health / Re: Does Having Sex 21 Times A Month Prevent Prostate Issues? - Fact Check by Ravenna: 6:46pm On Mar 05
BAZ001:
21 days in a month ?
21 rounds in a month ?
Release 21 times in a month
Cause I don’t know how many men in this Tinubu Nigeria will have time & strength (hunger dey land) for sex 21 days ?
I never recover from the concussion I got fvcking a bigass chick over the weekend.
I Fvcked the stupid ass biitch as if it was my last day, now I'm having fatigue, cough and catarrh.
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Lands In London-pictures by Ravenna: 10:25am On Mar 03
EreluRoz:
I'm 60+ and my oga is 70+
At 60?! Sex is what you craving?
Aye e ti baje.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Orthodox Jewish Dentist Shot And Killed In San Diego By Muslim Patient. by Ravenna: 8:50pm On Mar 01
Bridget95:
These people need to be locked πŸ”’ up in a desert like Palestinians. They can't do without terrorism.

Everywhere they go they want to carry out jihad,terrorism and barbarism.

that's why China is treating Islam like madness virus
Foreign Affairs / Re: Picture Of Joe Biden And A Group Of Women by Ravenna: 8:45pm On Mar 01
NwaNimo1:
They are not all women.....maybe none of dem sef!

Is the big black scary looking one his bodyguard or ADC?




That room must stink of sweaty balls.....

that one na man na

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Food / Re: What Food Do You Consider Overhyped In Terms Of Taste? (picture) by Ravenna: 8:16pm On Feb 29
Dog meat is over hyped bullshitt..
The sweetest meat remains Pork!
Food / Re: Substitute For Meat And Fish by Ravenna: 8:14pm On Feb 29
Walamide:
This goes nicely in egusi soup.. The way that thigh dey turn when chewing is always divine
Moralfvcker ni Bobo yi sha?!
Career / Re: N200k/month Earning Is No Longer The Way Out by Ravenna: 8:12pm On Feb 29
Judolisco:
u be strong man oh
It's the circle bro..

I have only two friends who are also colleagues in different departments at work, they're richer in money but I'm richer in doings and patience.
Food / Re: Help! Is It Possible To Save My Egusi Soup? by Ravenna: 8:08pm On Feb 29
mariahAngel:
🎀 🎢 Oya so pe o ti lo. E don go. It's gone.🎡
Otilo niyen! cheesy

You either manage it like that, or you discard it.

That's it!

The cause of the sour taste is roaches.

Those little roaches took a walk on the soup with their germs-dirty feets.

That super taste is gone!

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Career / Re: N200k/month Earning Is No Longer The Way Out by Ravenna: 7:58pm On Feb 29
Judolisco:
b like say u neva marry...
I am..
I got a beautiful gal too.

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Career / Re: N200k/month Earning Is No Longer The Way Out by Ravenna: 1:26pm On Feb 29
Judolisco:
200k is enough if u r not married.... Na people wey dey earn 60k or 70k for dis economy go get issues.... D people wey I dey pity na hustlers like me wey no dey collect salary from anyone....

My February Salary was 90k.
I felt bad but it's all good.
I still have it intact tho, yet I flex everyday.
Foodstuffs, family and shitt will take N60k, Car, gas and other shitts will take another N60k.

Even after all the spending, man still gallant.



@Op, it's not about the salary, it's about the kinda people you roll with.

God no go Shame us

Stay away from people that drains you!

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Crime / Re: Hardship: Man Kills His Son Over Last Portion Of Food In Abia State by Ravenna: 7:41am On Feb 28
Redomi:
Hunger no dey east, epi n pa wa in the east ke, ka ma ri.

hehehehe..

Na only Western people dey hungry..

Easterners are millionaires

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Autos / Re: Sold out 2.150k Neatly Used Toyota Camry Big Daddy by Ravenna: 7:24pm On Feb 26
eRex:



I have a link to a 2009 Accord... 2.4 engine... Engine and gear is perfect(I practically raised the life out and it was still dry on the exhaust)... But I don't have up to 2.5m the owner was asking.

2m is okay for that ride
Technology Market / Re: Neat Uk Gionee F200 Pro 4gb Ram by Ravenna: 6:53pm On Feb 26
loveneverfails:


And you that own shitt, just take a look at the front of your house lol, it was exposed in one of your posts, forming classic man in 2024, nairalanders and fake life lol, you are just a foolish person without self control.
Mumu, that was 2016!
This is 2024, you think I'm still the same?!

Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.
Romance / Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady Disproves Okafor's Law At NYSC Camp (photo) by Ravenna: 7:05am On Feb 26
Stephen0mozzy:
The three guys passed her around she means?

It was a trap, she took the bait..

Boys won!

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