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Ijehk7:
•MY SHEILA• "My tender maiden of avocado- shine skin, Kernel-oil dripping she, Your eye-brine is the elixir of womanhood, Let our hearts be enshrined till the cows come home" ... Abeg hu write am? Lol.. Nice

lol.. Thanks.

honorwrites:
We started with burning candles, we read till our eyes began to bleed. We sniffed smoke from our kerosine lamps, and suffered cattarh thereafter.

Yes we went to Uniben. Great Uniben, she offered us seats in her home, gave us the chill of our lives... For once we forgot about the noise our fans made, and the one's that have completely refused to work and enjoyed the highest hospitality she could offer. Then we became serious as our wet palms moved the cusor to what we think was the answer... That's one thing about mutiple answers, the answer is always there.

...And then results of our efforts came forth and some still asked if they had hope but they also forgot to ask if they still gat faith.

So, it isn't over until the final bell goes then we can sing 'Now the day is over... We can now trek to Uniben'

Here we are again, as family. We are ready to trek to Uniben... SAI UNIBEN

You write well, Honorwrite. the way you paint images with words is mercurial. keep the wick burning. What course are you vying for?

Ijehk7:
lol, tanx dude,, av dn sm research since wen jamb changed the med.lab.. Hopefuly it wuld b resulved b4 100lvl ends

did you opt for Microbiology because of the unavailability MLS?

I once listed all 100level courses for life science, Engineering, medicine, Pharmacy, and physical science. Get ready for mechnics in physics, practicals in physics and chemistry, Organic chemistry e.tc

Yonddaime:
wu wuld hav tot MLS as a course was dat technical 2d extent of it being suspended 4 a yr.

abi, I guess the course is too vast and laboratories are not ebulliently equipped for such broad field of study.

Ijehk7:
i wish and hope evrytin wuld b settled quick.. If nt? I wuld av to transfer to nursing after 100lvl

bro, transfers to top courses like law medicine, pharmacy, nursing e.t.c is not a stroll in the park. there are also complications involved sometimes. your CGPA must be very healthy if such transfer will see the dawn of reality. I know your head is well oiled and you are up to the task. good luck!

Ijehk7:
thank u jare,, dat was y jamb changed it to microbiology frm me.. I c,, bt som1 i av in d skul is already in 200lvl mls.. Dats y m comfused

Microbiology has always been. JAMB didn't change anything. like the other guy said, most Universities cannot power such elaborate course with high technicality (though I am not sure if all Universities are involved). some polytechnics run "Sceince laboratory technology" e.g Yabatech. after ND2, they change the course to Microbiology. So, we can say Microbiology eggs Science lab. for polys.

Nomaa:
hi

How are you doing This Lovely Noon?

CreekReporter:
good day

baba... how far na?

Hello Nomaa.

Good day all, newly admitted students of Uniben

Some type of jokes are alien to the types that regale me. the Gay stuff is one. lol

goodnight all

CreekReporter:
lmao walahi kina jin soro sosai fa.
if list is out everybody go know na

This your hausa strong o

RobinHez:
When u go to Church just to get pickup lines!

hahahahahah

Pukka36:
Huh?wait smol abeg

The holy book says we should call those things that are not as if they were. I am calling those things that are as if they had been. lol

swisscarter:
GOD FORBID! NA YOUR NAME GO THEY 2ND LIST

hahahahahahahabahah

RobinHez:

Massive! U better wear ya boxer back b4 things start to happen...

lol... #worn

CreekReporter:
just chilling oh . you?

I will be off soon.. just here

Pukka36:
U pipu should know that we have Rev Sistas in here O.....Dnt corrupt mii

hahaha... you wouldn't have known what we were talking about if your mind was not soiled already. #lipssealed

swisscarter:
hahahahahaha...how u take know? abi u don put nose before?? i don run o

lol... you no well o

Pukka36:
M'fine Sir,U?I dey this 'doctor' thing O.I .

are you not a Doc?

kokubillions:
I reject it for you o, We'll all be great on this platform

na yoke i dey o... how was your day na

CreekReporter:
Mr Ray. how is u?

baba.. I am in fine fettle. what's going on?

RobinHez:

What is that?
#pointing to his 'downward' region?

tahhh! That is the tool of life... face front

swisscarter:
bros wear am back...all the hair for my nose wan burn troway -_-

you no well o.. that area dey scent like jollof rice

swisscarter:
bros wear am back...all the hair for my nose wan burn troway -_-

hahahahahh.. you no well o.. That area dey scent like jollof rice

kokubillions:
Lool My oga na me hail pass.

baba, na you be boss o.. no be me dey wash your car?

Pukka36:
Yes Boss!

noble doctor. how are you doing.?

and creek the trouble shooter

where is Dr Pukkah?

kokobullions, I remove my boxers take hail you o