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At this age, if you are still befuddled my scammers on admission issues, then You should be flogged with a very dry cane from the forest.

we all have scaled post ume in glee, No Swine should mamaguy us with his Trick. beware of scammers#

Echoes of this hour...

@Creek. In response to your advisory post to Freda, inasmuch as i drooled in admiration of such topnotch piece, I must correct something, Do you mean anyone who didn't do well in an exam didn't read the right. materials? this is post ume, not UTME. what more materials do one need for an exam of this magnitude apart from textbooks and past questions which uniben provided and which i am sure to a turn she read. I didn't attend any tutorial, I am sure many people on this thread didn't too.

let's just say it wasn't meant to be.

lol... do a fabgrace. creative!

Jackossky:
Hey rey,remembered when u were blowing grammars then,u talked about a certain dictionary

Actually umm am in ojota now,plz war the name of the dictionary again

Not me. i didnt mention any doctionsary. maybe it was Blueto

Jackossky:
No mind dat girl jaree
Awon eyan medicine and law

Na bomb.

Venus Score dey make me fear

CreekReporter:
what about in the context blueto used it?

explain it to me like you would explain it to your old granny in the village to make her understand

okay. You can say "Jesus was 'saintly' when the world turned against him."

CreekReporter:
I wouldn't want to say 'optimism'

nice

Yonddaime:
Isn't it funny dat uniben hasn't even posted any thing like "postutme 2015/2016 result released" or is it cos dey ar still upgrading their website.How lng does it take 2upgrade site sef..Lol.(just thinking aloud)

To be frank, I don't like how Uniben handle admission processes. no cut-off mark, They don't release admission list, no notification on their website for release of results. Then what is the website for? If aspirants can't get handy information on Admission like now

CreekReporter:
sir, please I've always wanted to know what can be used to replace the word sacrosanct.

do u know any synonym that can be used to replace the word? (specifically in the context above)


cc ray360

It depends on the context it is being used. unprofane, divine, revered are some synonymous words

CreekReporter:
nope

why na

blueto:
Sir.
I disclosed my Eng Jamb score a time ago as 53, and someone menadiously stated that I scored "49" instead of 53, and she got commendations for that.

So I now presentiment that even if I display my postume score, someone might still opine that I scored 20 or so. and get credits for that.

I not surprised.

Jesus was sacrosanct when the world turned against him

ohhhh! You are too serious ! It was a joke devoid of any malicious bait to Pique your nerve. pour oil on trouble waters and let go of any ill feeling.

CreekReporter:
lol. you dey swim for night? you be mami water?

hahaha... you be case. It went smoothly.

CreekReporter:
hmmm you're BadAss Smart man! nice one

baba, No mind me jare! I am leaving no stone unturned. did you sit for any poly exam?

CreekReporter:
lol.. my night was good. and yours?

mine went swimmingly. I couldn't study as slumber had me pegged. How today go be na?

CreekReporter:
which polytechnic?

Yabatech o.. CBT too. wouldn't it be lovely to be admitted by Yabatech and Uniben at the same time? uhmm

CreekReporter:
hehehe. it could be ohhhh. the thought crossed my mind earlier too.
the dude could probably just be codedly using two accounts to fool the gullible

ahhhh lol... Creek. your jokes too dey expensive o.. I don't think that was what Robin meant.
how far na? how your night?

mehn... I still have poly Exam to write. I won't Handle that with levity at all. I will sit for it with all seriousness.

RobinHez:
What if Blueto=Ray360

no, It is Blueto > Ray or Ray < Blueto

johnchukky:
am in for ENL but i made 62%. please whob
knows the cut off mark for English and

literature?. someone said its 50 but i know
it cant be that cheap

you are in. I am sure about that

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Venus007:
Lol. Nah. They are jst a handful of scores. I dnt think up to 100 ppl got above 80. Iv only seen abt 10 ppl dat got above 70. Dnt get intimidated. Its d merit list we should be waiting 4, no matter hw high or low we scored.

Your Colossal score Left me Amazed! wow! I joy with you on this Scintillating performance.

Pukka36:
Putme 76
Agg. 69

I'dunno wah to think


HappyNewMonth Y'all

You did well. Why worry over the unknown? You will be admitted. Dokita Pull-her.

Shaw007:
Score 47 Agg 51
Geology
Cutoff??

no cutt-off. just remain positive

Ksslib:
Something above 55..less than 62..

this reply left me laughing my head off. something above 55 and less than 63. . so your score is mazed among 56, 57, 58, 59, 60,61. Let minds dangle like a yo-yo in assumptions. hahah

Ksslib:
Nice one Ray360. Your use of grammar is admirable..

If to say you be my brother or we dey thesame street sef,I sure say I no for fail any synonym that day.

hahahah... you funny o.. thanks aplenty. your professorial homilies are enchanting too. There is always an element of truth sandwiched with Morals in your posts. I celebrate you sir, Uniben awaits an intellectual mogul of your cadre.

I must really extol you guys for these booming scores! 60+, 70+, Even 80 ! . it echoes the avalanche of intelligentsia on this thread and shows how hardwork, intensive and extensive study , voracious research and above all, believe In God can pay dividends. Fabgrace, your score left me mouth-open in amazement, i celebrate with you on this Immaculate feat.

IamTobie, your score too is "scary" , To score above 70 is not a juvenile Feat, I celebrate you sir.

Mr Creek, another charismatic zealot with a braw sense of humour, I celebrate you on your Impressive score, It wasn't easy To amass such score.

Otibho, Nature will sue me if I don't swing the satin pendulum of Appraisal to you, you scored above 60, A score many would kill to have. don't be pessimistic of your chances, believe, pray. i celebtate you.

xeinstra.. An eccentric paradigm of A life-full maiden, Your score is intimidating! to have scored over 70 is not an infantile feat, I celebrate you in glimmering glee.

mr ksslib, Special adviser on admission isuues, lol, I clobber the belfry of honour, I celebrate you too. your intelligence is one quality I find Attractive. all the best sir.


to all who had similar scores that I can't remember now, I spill appraisals on your cloak of honour.


For those who are not confident enough to post their result, probably pusillanimous of the unsavoury score, Know this, You are not Uniben, I am sure you scaled the Hurdle of 50, that should plant smiles on your lips in optimism.

Some of you would have been wondering why I am doing this now and not after the admission list is out, It's a step of faith, I am doggedly convinced everyone here will be admitted hence my posting it now.


God bless you all, Admission is secured!

honorwrites:
Nah all those pipo wey no dey comment since go come here dey ask 'what are my chances?'

Seriously, that question pisses me off big time. We are all aspirants, well almost all.

The one wey dey vex me nah pesin wey score 60+ go still dey ask dat kian question

Wait for the list abeg

hahaha... some regulars on this thread are into uniben's system already. perhaps their virtue of experience could prove invaluable to teeming aspirants hence those naive questions.

SEUNTOHBRUTAL:
Pls i scored 58 And am aspiring for chemical engineering and am seriously scared May i will be admitted or not

nurse no fear, you scaled the bench mark of 50. something is certain for you.

kokubillions:
agg Score 60. Maths&Eco. Do I have a chance pls?

yea bro! 60 should be healthy for that course, though the general performance of those vying for that course also count.

hmm... I am Discombobulated at the echelon of abnormality and gross pervasion some humans have developed a new state for, This is an abuse of God's handiwork and a shame to him. he is man!