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Hello my fellow Nairalanders, it ha been long since I last comment here. Am hale and healthy.
Happy new year to everyone here.
Am still available o.
When they come, tell them Yorùbá Tisà was here

MASSIVE EDUCATION EMPLOYMENT
(send to someone to make their lives more fruitful in 2016)
In line with FG's 500,000 employment in the education sector.... Our client, a high profile governmental organisation requires 200,000 teaching & non-teaching staff for immediate employment into Primary and secondary schools in Abuja, Kaduna, Nassarawa and Niger states in January 2016
Eligibility: Bsc, BEd, HND, NCE and OND holders. Salary is attractive, depending on category.
Previous Teaching Experience not necessary as all selected applicants will undergo training.
Interested applicants should send CV to primaryeduboard@gmail.com
Application closes 15th January 2016
Training day is 30th January 2016
Call 08176073759 for more info.
*Announcement also published in Guardian Newspaper of 30th December.
*I'm sharing as I received, pls call the no. for any questions.
God Bless Nigeria.
#copied from a friend on Facebook

This is the worst Headies ever.

Please advise me on how to invest it wisely

ladyF:
try twitter. Or send them a mail

Thank you

ladyF:
Awnnnn

What do you mean? Do you want to bail me out of this?

My brother met his fiance on Glo Africhat, and the wedding is slated to hold on 23 and 24 January at Okeigbo in Ondo state.
Please Nairalander's I wish to invite Glo telecommunication network to this lovely occasion. Can somebody help me on how to contact them?
Lalasticlala please help me move this to the proper destination.

Good day here, it has been long. Happy Christmas in advance. May God spare us to see more Christmas in good health. Better job and better health for us all. Bless you

Jose Mourinho's declaration that his players "betrayed" his work following defeat to Leicester on Monday will be the last English football hears from the Special One - at least for the foreseeable future.
Love him or loathe him, there is no doubt the Premier League is losing one of its most controversial and entertaining figures.
Here are 20 memorable quotes the like of which we'll now have to listen to from afar:

:: On taking over at Chelsea for the first time in 2004: "I have top players and, I'm sorry, we have a top manager. Please do not call me arrogant because what I say is true. I'm European champion, I'm not one out of the bottle, I think I'm a special one."

:: On pressure: "For me, pressure is bird flu. I'm feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It's not fun and I'm more scared of it than football." Mourinho arrives at Chelsea, 2004, and declares himself "a special one"

:: On the lack of funds available to him to improve his Chelsea squad, 2007: "It is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem."

:: On Arsenal rival Arsene Wenger: "I think he is one of these people who is a Viewer. He likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Chelsea."

:: On who would play him in a film: "If they made a film of my life, I think they should get George Clooney to play me. He's a fantastic actor and my wife thinks he would be ideal." :: On conspiracies (or facts): "The

circumstances are difficult for us with the new football rules that we have to face. It is not possible to have a penalty against Manchester United and it is not possible to have penalties in favour of Chelsea. It is not a conspiracy, it is fact. I speak facts. If not, I need big glasses." Mourinho has enjoyed a long-running spat with Arsene Wenger

:: On why he had his hair shaved off: "I want to push the young players on my team to have a proper haircut, not the Rastafarian or the others they have."

:: On how his first spell at Chelsea might end: "There are only two ways for me to leave Chelsea. One way is in June 2010 when I finish my contract and if the club doesn't give me a new one. The second way is for Chelsea to sack me. The way of the manager leaving the club by deciding to walk away, no chance! I will never do this to Chelsea supporters."

:: On being sacked: "If the club decide to sack me because of bad results that's part of the game. If it happens I will be a millionaire and get another club a couple of months later."

: On criticisms of his playing style while Inter Milan boss: "It's not important how we play. If you have a Ferrari and I have a small car, to beat you in a race I have to break your wheel or put sugar in your tank."

:: On God: "He must really think I'm a great guy. He must think that, because otherwise He would not have given me so much. I have a great family. I work in a place where I've always dreamt of working. He has helped me out so much that He must have a very high opinion of me."

:: On young players: "Young players are like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100% sure that the melon is good." Beginning of end for Jose? Dr Carneiro leaves Chelsea after this incident

:: On Newcastle's time-wasting tactics: "You may as well put a cow in the middle of the pitch, walking. And then stop the game because there was a cow."

:: On his managerial philosophy: "I would rather play with 10 men than wait for a player who is late for the bus."

:: On returning to Chelsea in 2013: "I am the Happy One."

:: On Cristiano Ronaldo: "I had just one problem with Cristiano, very simple, very basic and it's from a tactical aspect that I noticed, which I brought up in order to improve upon and make him better. And at that moment he didn't take it very well because maybe he thinks he knows everything and the coach cannot help him to develop more."

:: On the media: "When I go to the press conference before the game, in my mind the game has already started."

:: On a Crystal Palace ball boy who took too long to give the ball back: "One day somebody will punch you."

:: On Dr Eva Carneiro and physio Jon Fearn attending to Eden Hazard: "I was unhappy with my medical staff. They were impulsive and naive."

:: On the defeat that apparently sealed his fate: "The two goals are very difficult to accept. It's a big frustration to accept because I feel like my work was betrayed, if that's the right word."

This news sweet my belle.
Rapture don catch Mourinho.
Proudly an Evertonian. I love everton

JayJustus:
i see your username too...bar man give him some asun ontop

Asun and some bottle of trophy is what makes me a true Ondo guy.

drizslim:
This one no be work na sure way to meet ur creator sooner than later

We all want to get to Paradise, but nobody want to die. How are we then going to get to Paradise?

Bambless1:
5000 Teachers + 40000 Soldiers

Are soldiers not human being? Are the Boko Harma not killing soldiers too. Nobody will see war and wait

oloriooko:
Apply at your own peril

Death is inevitable, we must die somehow

Adeoba10:
Make i see d salary first.... And my working hour will be between 9 to 10:30am, so i will be traveling back to lag everyday

You wan dey carry bomb go Lagos? You are not even scared of them bombing down your plane or plane crash

MunAKeyzZ:
end time application... *runs away*

You own too much. End time comment

sexaddict08:
something must kill a man....
how can I apply?

I like your courage, you are a man. Bar man give am two bottles or trophy beer

ambassadorgozie:
Dis one na automatic employment..

But who wan die?

How is employment and death related? Do you want to apply as a suicide bomber?

Ridwan123:
make I dust my CV apply sharply

Five bottle of Origin for this guy

Engineer123:
[/color]Let me dust my CV shapely before guys will full Borno with their CV.
@ OP don't be surprise some niggas will summit their CV there. [color=#990000]

Do you think people are not gonna apply?
Am sure they might have gotten about 100,000 applicants now

pofolo:
Bornu gini ? who wan die.....

In there death dey live? Borno no be heaven

Cpumping:
except them go carry 5 battalion of soldiers guard the school na the only way I go gree apply.

What if the pay is equivalent to what the president is paid and there will be bonus on each periods taken?

Pyrrho:
Absolutely nothing!

Absolutely job opportunity

If this type of advert is from Southwest, southeast or north central, imagine the huge number of applicants
CV Lalasticlala, come and move it to it destination

Why always them? #muslim #northerners.

Sunnypar:
Royal College, Masaka
Update!

For those asking, as I said earlier, the accommodation is available for the interested ones, but would be deducted from the salary on monthly basis, that is 3k for accommodation.

The school also comprise of Primary Section, you can also submit application as a primary school teacher, if interested.

Good luck

Any vacancy for Yoruba teacher?

Saw this headline in one of the national newspaper

Sunnypar:
How would you feel, using megabytes to update the house about job openings and get no feedback? I think I would also unfollow the thread its of no use. Humans are like that, you help they don't count it as nothing.
Observation mode!
Good luck.

Nice, since av been submitting CV to emails acquired through this thread, many schools from all corners of Nigeria has been texting and calling me to come for interviews, most especially in Lagos.
But due to my financial status, I was unable to attend any of those interviews.
The only interview I attended was last month at Jisol Royal School in Ibadan.
l came here immediately after the interview and gave my feedback.
Sunnypar posted some vacancies some three days ago, and I submitted CV to the emails attached.
Remember that the Yorùbá's used to say " Àgbà tí ò bínú, ni omo rè n pò" An elderly person that doesn't get angry, will have a lot of children.

tracysparkle:
this is mostly a lagos and Abuja based thread.........I guess I should unfollow

Who is this? Am from Ondo state and am a member, can't you relocate from your state?
and btw thread members are from all the geo political zones, it is just that Lagosians are always ready to assist and they always post job vacancies.
Which state are you from? You come start posting job vacancies from your state too.

Artistucallyart and Sunnypar where are thou.
Soup no sweet because e no get salt, thread no sweet me if I no see GoldenDR, Avicky, Artisticallyart, Sunnypar, Upload, 2str8, manie, missylizzy, felai, etc

artisticallyart:
TEACHING POSITIONS AT MAYFLOWER PRIVATE SCHOOL,
IKENNE, OGUN STATE.

Due to ongoing expansion, Mayflower Private School, the renowned school founded by the late Dr. Tai Solarin in Ikenne, Ogun State, is seeking teachers in the following areas.

Categories:

1- Basic Science
2- Basic Technology
3- Boarding division matrons and wardens
4- Business Studies
5- Chemistry
6- English Language
7- French and Yoruba
8- Guidance and Counselling
9- Literature In English
10- Mathematics
11- PHE
12- Physics

Qualification:

- Candidates must be above 35 years of age and must possess the following:

A minimum of a first degree in Education, Social Science or Humanities from a recognized institution (for teaching candidates).

A minimum of 3 years of experience in similar position in a reputable school.

Excellent oral and written communication skills.

For teachers, computer literacy is a must.

Highly qualified and mature seasoned English and Mathematics teachers will be given special consideration.

Possession of NCE, OND, HND or first degree encouraged for matron/warden candidates

35 years Old? so this people don't wish us success at a tender age. 35 for principal or what?
funny school, I initially wish to apply but am just 27.
Gen Gowon was president of Nigeria at what age?

Our fathers use to say " when a child want to be an unfortunate child, he/she will start experiencing pain in the neck.