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@ UKTrader: You bleeper, I have a little poem for idiots like you, It goes something like this (hope your brain has enough cells to understand the pun in this, bloody git!!)


Illegal Immigrants Poem


I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.


Welfare say, "You come no more, we send cash right to your door."

Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!

By and by, I got plenty money.
Thanks to you, British dummy!

Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them "come fast as you can."

They come in turbans and Ford trucks.
I buy big house with welfare bucks!

They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away.
Now I buy his house,then I say,

"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.


Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.


We have hobby, it's called breeding.Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
Britain crazy! They pay all year, To keep welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for the white man race!
If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Pakistan!


PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER YOU KNOW

Please send pics to aquasteez@yahoo.com. seriously interested!

Hi Luxoire!!

That's a very tight situation because unfortunately the people in the home office pay a lot of attention to details like that. But what I want to get clear is was it during the period of his appeal that this happened?

He walks into the chatroom, raises his arse, farts, smiles to himself as he sees the disaster, oicks his nose and walks off with a swagger at the hip

The guy who's being accused of killing time has been accused wrongly because the clock struck first!

If the clock strikes loudly behind someone's ears and he/she reacts suddenly (involuntarily) by hitting out at the clock, thus smashing it to smitherings, can he/she be accused of killing time?

Hey could you also please forward the list of documents to my box?
It's aquasteez@yahoo.com

!0xs a lot!

Even if i died a thousand deaths/ i'll still be Mef'/ the jams'll still be def

Even if i died a thousand deaths/ thru ma first born- my name lives on

- Method man

Hi LJ!

When exactly was your student visa granted? I think if you want to renew or apply for a work permit in the uk after the expiration of your student visa, you can do that in some special centres in the uk. A friend of mine said that there are quite a few of those centres in London. But he also added that it would be advisable for peeps to renew in faraway Scotland because of the unecessary long queues at the centres in London.

Good luck man!

I do nto think that report emanated from ARM because we published a report on Access bank's P.O and it was declared as a 'BUY', though for the short term. I have attached a copy of the report for everybody's perusal

Hi all my b.day is 22nd of May. My sis's is 20th of Nov. Do i have b.day mates in the house?

#4 David 08023183672

hey y'all, holler at me on my number on dat day

Hi tipsy!
Don't get tipsy like Chingy and drink your inheritance away man(Just kiddin )
Why don't you buy into the discovery fund? It's a Mutual fund that's being floated by ARM and it has performed quite well over time. This year alone, since January, the fund has done about 52% till now. This means that if you had put N1m in January, then by now you money would be worth well over N1.5 m. The fund has also been consistent in payment of dividends since 2003. There is a proposed divdend payout of N6.80 for their 2006 year end.
If you along with any1 else wants more information about this fund, please feel free to send a mail to aquasteez@yahoo.com.

P.S: There's also another mutual fund out called the Agressive growth investment. The real difference between this and the Discovery fund is the returns given. The AGI has done 83% since January. The reason for this is in it's composition.

omo na wa oh! well sha God dey, u guys just keep ur headz up ight? we' get there , whenever, however!

methinks i should go for d test. I hope this is another MISE selection test thingy cos i applied for d one in March, wrote d test n passed, was called for an interview but didnt hear anything again. Abeg , where is d venue?

@afam1: w'sup guy? i saw u @ d last test at victoria plaza, will u be there ahain on sat?
P.S: Sol guys told me to resume with u guys @ ARM nxt week. I don taya to dey stay for haus man. Methinks am gonna take their offer

@afam: Man those guys are crazy. I passed the test with good marks, was called for d 1st interview only for them to tell me ' their sorry but theyc ant continue with my application. Well God knows best sha but i know i perforrmed well at the interview. I was hoping to be interviewed by Yewande or the guy in charge of the team at the test on the Island but c'est la vie my brova!

@ oayombo: i really don't think it matters at all. Just give it a shot! i mean what do u have to lose?

@ ayombo: ol' boy no fear say dem no go give u visa! remember say u be Ben Johnson for sch. It's ur boi davoto hollerin @ u !

Yeah ill'd like to know more about the 2nd interview cos i was invited for the 1st interview n was told that ill'd b contacted for the 2nd 1! How were u contacted?

Yea i think we really need to get more info on this test's format.
The statistical analysis consists mainly of graphs and what?, I hope there're no number series tests in it sha?