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PoliticsRe: 196 New COVID-19 Cases Reported. Total 1728. 306 discharged. 51 deaths by Remmyte01(f): 3:31am On Apr 30, 2020
I don't know who wrote this, but this shows EXACTLY how I felt after listening to Bubu...

The Presidents speech yesterday was like ..to me ..was ...like ...

... ok ok ok ..sebi u people are tired of keeping safe at home ..alright alright...I release you all to go and die if you wish to die ...by 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you

Just give me one more week to make you stay alive ...By 4th of May you are free to go out ..and die ....your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm
If u escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love ...to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am

But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive ...so schools remain shut down ...I will also be blameless before God and man ...so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc ..remain shut down till further notice ...no beer joints or amala joints shall entertain sitting ...buy ur food as take away and waka ...if u like sit down and drink ...virus lives on surfaces of tables atleast between 2 and 4 days ....so u can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant...sebi u have super powers ....Tooooorrhhhh .....

I will still be merciful unto u ...so not all businesses will open....

I had thought Kano will learn from Lagos Abuja and Ogun lock down ...I never knew they were so dumb dum ..hence forth let me save their lives they are thereby shut down for 2 weeks ..they have died stupidly enough ..washing infected hands and drinking the water ....such dullards in quantum measure ..

So your staying locked down is now your personal choice ...I have tried my best ...u have all the rights to continue to work from home stock your home with food drinks and toiletries and remain locked down personally....I have removed my hands from saving you...

If u wish u can lock down ur family and only u will go out and get them daily bread and know that it's only u out there while ur wife and children are safe and locked down ....it is ur choice ...if u like dont take absolute care when out there ...if u like bring the virus home to ur family ...its ur choice..

The people I sent to give you money food and palliative..they swallowed it ...I cant come and kill my self ...I have tried ...a father has many children ...amongst them you have the Esaus and the Jacob's...you have the Judas and the Peters....

It also comes to a time in the life of a father... he tells all his children both good and bad ..that this is how much I can be of help...I have tried ...you are of age to know what to do ...if you like choose death and go out any how...if you like choose life and continue to stay home

Dont think I am happy releasing you by May 4th ...you all have tied my hands ....plus those who ate and swallowed your palliative and those who have been cursing me that ilocked u up because I hate u...Toooorhh you are now free to go out

If u like ...

Dont wear mask always
Dont wash ur hands every 20 minutes
Continue to shake hands and hug people u have missed during d lock down ...
Continue to receive yeye visitors in ur home especially those of u with underlined health conditions and aged parents
Dont take sanitizers with u when going out
Dont use bleach to clean surfaces
Dont do social distancing

Sebi virus is virus ...during HIV and aids we still have many of u who damn consequences and do have sex without condoms ...so who am I to force u to use face mask ?

If u choose to die by May 4th ...I release u to go and die

But as for me and my house hold...we shall choose to live .....

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FamilyRe: Igbo-Ora, Oyo Has The Highest Number Of Twins In The World by Remmyte01(f): 6:26pm On Sep 30, 2017
In Okeho town, Oke Ogun area of Oyo state, their are a lot of twin there in fact, their is one particular big compound called Ile Ibeji, even if u rent a house there, you will give birth to twin. I dont know what's behind it but it happens there uptil today.
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode And His Girlfriend In Court Today (Photos) by Remmyte01(f): 11:50pm On Jun 18, 2015
drjay1:
y are u sure she is not the daughter?
She's not the daughter. The girl is former Miss United Nation, precious

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