Star vs Stout

Nod + triple slap

Member? no one is loud on NL cos we don't shout we only type

You be new? y u dey ask?

fairygeh: . Lmao :Dthief :Dsee im mouth like sallah meat

Thief Ko? Talk to the Hand... na u propose sallah meat ooh so bring am come

Drama Queen

Hug

No Test me in Between your Legs ^{because i no be tests piece}

Ayo

fairygeh: Oya y'all take a whole ram sef,i dash you and kindly leave my crown for me

I no be god ooh, this your whole ram i hope say no be burnt offering? u need to invite me come chop d sallah meat

Hay hay.. make una stop there. Na me be the Police wey dey for here, abi u no dey see Gun? or u no well? if una fight una must go cell. if una think say police cell na hotel make una fight

fairygeh: Okay i weee give u plenty sallah meat as bribe oya go

I still dey wait for the meat ooh

fairygeh: Okay i weee give u plenty sallah meat as bribe oya go

Na the meat I dey wait for oooh

fairygeh: U children need serious beating,leave this place for me now

Yes Ma.. Point taken

fairygeh: What is going on here?did anyone post in my absence

No one Ma.

Obinoscopy: What does that mean?

Ubuntucidiosis na the disease wey dey for inside person head wey dey make d person feel say him fit fool another person. LWKMD

Obinoscopy: fairygeh, so you're also into yahoo yahoo

This is another fairy-tales..

No one up here seems to be talking about the love in the relationship but the food & money... so i guess Love no dey exist again abi?? Broda, this na clear indication say if u luv a girl and u no get the coins to grease the luv make your luv die naturally inside u to avoid stories like this one here. Or alternatively, the girls wey dey our cities there wahala dey too much, quietly enter village go look for one fine girl wey dey look for love (city girls make una no vex ooh, abeg make una no curse me i just wan help in this matter)They say wisdom is profitable to direct, so my broda cut the coat in accordance to d pocket.....

You can call a person stingy if the person has more than enough to share and refuses to share... The question is; the guy him get d coins? him don chop bele full? where him dey work? u know whether na once a day him dey chop? They say life is in stages while men are of different sizes (Ladies abeg if una want money make una look for men wey Grab too..Look for Otedola and Dangote them)LOL i go die for here ooh.
They say "Fine Girl na Wazobia, Ugly Girl na Mineral" If you be girl (no bi woman man or man woman ooh) as -in say u fine like mami-water, naturally endowed with bobi and backside ^{(God help me i don dey talk rubbish for here)} as in you set, the type of girl wey fit cause accident for road, if u open ur mouth tell ur boyfriend say na BB u want, him no mind sell him TV buy u BB ooh.. he go b like say u do am juju oooh but na lie na ur beauty dey talk ahead of u. SO e fit be say the babe no fine and d guy no wan invest on that kind property (no b joke ooh dis na true talk) - So for the ladies make una dey ask according to una beauty... LWKMD for here.

Now this guy man knows his pocket too well and asked the lady to eat b4 you come to avoid quarrel (This na correct warri guy, him no fit fall him hand), this na strong message to d babe make she no ask for BB (LWKMD), but the babe fall hand she too for tell d guy ahead of time say look as i dey come so na u go take care of the food and d transport to & fro.

The bottom line is that in this kind of case u can never tell the real issue behind the act and so don't jump to stingy conclusions..

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