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Sexyback by [size=30pt]JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE![/size]

Neoteny:
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you,
Why should only i suffer!!!

When u feel sad,
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit,
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

Someday u may lose your hair.
u may lose your teeth- your money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is your good looks.
because u can't lose wot u don't have!


destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that decides
who gets to stay in your life,

Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burns
and have friendship that never breaks.

If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.


I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.

DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.

one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
I wish your day is full of SMILES

its not "how high are you", it's " hi, how are you"!

cheers, all.

All this fit into your cell phone? Lmfaoo.

2cantango:
Awwww HELL NO!!

It's all yours retro - in fact, I'm sure[b] it was gloriously made just for you[/b].

Duh!

2fine4u:
dang retro i can't believe a penis that's 2 inches when erect rules yo Womanliness

Wtf? It's more than 6 inches!

2cantango:
Lmao

Since when was 6 inches anything to brag about anyway?

Who's bragging?

2cantango:
Lol I hate to bruise your erection ego, but I am one who walks this earth that would never be effected by your penis, or tempted in anyway to be ruled by it.

That's what I said until his penis actually RULED my Womanliness. ALL HAIL AFENI'S PENIS! Really.

Afeni:
I am planning. Are you happy now?

. Thats what they all say. Till they see the one penis to rule them all.

Your penis already rules me.

Afeni:
Its bigger than 6 inches. You know that.

Do I?

2cantango:
The only wetness would be coming from our eyes, in the form of tears.

Tears of sorrow and sympathy for retro.

Pst! I'm sure his penis is euh, euh, big.

2fine4u:
nah retro, i don't want a 2in guy

*Coughs* CORRECTION: 6 Inches.

2fine4u:
i need a temporary sex buddy that i can run to whenever $hadex is not around or whenever he cheats on me

I hope you're not thinking of Afeni.

Afeni:
Thats what I was planning on doing. I can't post a picture of the afeni nude. All the girls on nairaland would be wet for weeks.

Was planning?

Afeni:
I'm serious about wanting to see you naked too!

I'll go first later on this week. My new webcam should be here by then.

Lmfao. I have a picture of my boobs though.

Afeni:
No way! How do you expect me to do that? My penis is very cultured. I can't make it hard unless I have constant visual stimulation and I allow my mind to be overrun with corrupt thoughts. Besides, what kind of loser guy posts pictures of himself with a hard-on?

A cultured penis? Bwahahahahaha. You don't have to post it, you can send it to me. Lmfaooo.

Afeni:
I know what you mean. I love seeing myself nake too!

Except the balls. Its not impressive unless its hard.

Make it hard then.

I'm serious.

Ok. I wish I could see you naked. Haha!

Woahhh? Nooo, we are WAY behind then.

Manly man? Haha!

2cantango:
I confess I've watched Home and Away quite often.

Scott is hot!

No, I hate sports. Lol.

Afeni:
Not even the little ones? Why don't you wear heels?

Because it's too 'girly'. I'm not a girly girl.

Afeni:
I'm 6'1. So, 1-3 inch heels will do fine. Can you even walk in 3 inch heels?

I don't wear heels anymore.

Neighbours is predictable? Hell no! I love Neighbours and Home and away.

Hey! I'm great, you?

Afeni, I'm 5'6.

davidylan:

I don't get it when black people consider themselves 1% white, 2% white, 32% white, 76.65% white. It's almost as if we want to cut off all association from being black.
You don't get white people tell you they are 43.23% black, they tell you they are white! Not knowing anything about African or Nigerian culture does not erase the fact that you are African because when push comes to shove, the white people you so want desperately to be a part of will be the first to tell you to go to your African bush!
Many blacks in the US who suffer racism have never been to Africa either, not even their great grand parents yet white Americans never hesitate to tell them they don't belong here!

So, I should claim that I'm 100 % African and forget about my White background? That's selfish.

2C, do you watch Neighbours?

Afeni:
But I like clothes. Like a mini skirt and stockings. Skirt pulled up to the waist.

Buts its fine, I would settle for nude. Not my first pick, but anything for you.

Hahahaha! You want me to dress like a ho. Wait a sec, I AM a ho. Lol! Anyhoo, I want to be naked.

You dream of sex, you don't know it yet. I'm wearing nothing, I'm naked.

Afeni:
Retro, you wish. I am going back to bed. Sooo tired. I woke earlier today to chat with you today. Have fun.

Nooo, you shouldn't have woken up for me. Anyways, dream of me on top of you.

svs:
hey retro,hows john
i can see u and afeni r nuh really gettin on fine
i havent found a hubby yet anyway

I don't know how he is, we aren't still talking. I'm sensing another break-up. Gosh, I hope not.
No hubby yet? How about Cyberspace guy?

Afeni:
Its 90 degrees here. I hate summer!

I'll be leaving soon! Think of me naked.

Afeni:
I don't know. She has really been pissing me off lately. I guess I do. A little bit.

Hahaha. It's so hot over here. *Faints*.

Svs! Yay!!

aloib:
wow!!! we are getting loads of mixed kids here, maybe ill also open a thread, girl nice race, ure not even bi racial, thats cool, i'm not surprised why u don't claim nigerian, but i also met this girl who is mixed nigerian on Nairaland and she has never been to nigeria, but see how the girl blasts pidgin, ull bow, i still think u shuld consider your self one though

Phew, you understand. The difference between me and this girl is that I don't speak pidgin. I was raised à la European. I've always had White friends, never dated a black boy. This forum is the closest I could ever be to Nigeria.
I don't know if you get me, it's just too complicated. I don't communicate with my father (he's Nigerian), I don't communicate with his family either, besides, they're all in Europe and North America.

I'm the only one in my immediate family who actually wants to get close to Nigeria.

Afeni:
Thats fine. We can still have sex, right?


Its funny you would say hate. Because I told j-girl I hated her yesterday.

Of course we can still have sex. Do you really hate J-girl or were you just being naughty.

Lol! I hate you.