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Religion / Re: How Can Someone Know When He/she Is Possessed? by retro(f): 1:28pm On Jun 10, 2007
Reverend:

@TellyBeeeee

I am afraid it does not matter how much you ask, you will have to get your own pictures of naked Africans.

I am unable to help you as we only allow heterosexual men to join our organisation. I think you should visit
www.gaychristianonline.org and I am sure that you will find what you are looking for.

Sorry again that we could not help you pink bunny, but hey it's hard to help people like you with a penance for mens bottoms,

Everybody who prefers sitting in the sun, breathing the fresh air, chugging a few ice cold beers and watching the female talent in their skimpy summer wear walking by, you are welcome, wink wink wink

Beats sitting in a church waiting to give your hard earned money to some pedophile priest any day grin grin grin grin

Hahahahahahahaha. Lmfao. I'm going to pass out! Hahahaha.
Health / Re: Mastubation, Any Effects? by retro(f): 4:30pm On Aug 20, 2006
Bobbyaf:

Masterbation

Why in the world can't you spell masturbation? Also, it's NOT a typo since you spelt it wrong numerous times.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Eveseh, Janet, Girl: What's Up? by retro(f): 7:52pm On Aug 08, 2006
2fine4u:

wow!!! retro u back! where's Afeni?

I never left. Afeni was banned.
Nairaland / General / Re: @ Eve, And Co by retro(f): 1:13pm On Aug 08, 2006
mamaput:

So were did she say she left because of me .?
And why should i hate her?
And why should i be jelaous of her?
And why would i want 17 year old fans?

Lmfao! Look at it this way; no more chatting in serious conversations.
Nairaland / General / Re: Eveseh, Janet, Girl: What's Up? by retro(f): 1:12pm On Aug 08, 2006
I agree.

NOTE; Eve uses 'lmoa' instead of 'lmao' and so does Janet.

Haha.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Do Muslims Hate Christians So Much, Could This Be The Anti-christ Coming? by retro(f): 11:41am On Aug 07, 2006
Coco29:

HIV can only be stop with Fidelity

That's not true. You can get HIV through injections (hospitals).
Nairaland / General / Re: Whats The Nicest Word Someone Has Ever Said To You And You To Someone? by retro(f): 6:44pm On Aug 04, 2006
Him: You LovePeddler!
Me: You ho

I love him.
Celebrities / Re: Most Handsome White Men/Boys by retro(f): 5:52pm On Aug 03, 2006
Niggas call themselves Niggas so I don't see why Eminem shouldn't.
Celebrities / Re: Most Beautiful Blackman? by retro(f): 5:34pm On Aug 03, 2006
Omarion looks so childish. Pharell looks more like a man.
Nairaland / General / Re: Eveseh, Janet, Girl: What's Up? by retro(f): 5:23pm On Aug 03, 2006
No! I was just asking. No need to get mad. Don't mind me, I'm sad.

I'm sorry if I offended you Janet.
Nairaland / General / Re: Eveseh, Janet, Girl: What's Up? by retro(f): 5:17pm On Aug 03, 2006
Eve, you're Liberian and Janet is half Dutch and Brazilian. How is it possible that you've got the same mother?
Nairaland / General / Re: First Names! by retro(f): 3:49pm On Aug 03, 2006
I'lld love to be called Vampire. Sexy.

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