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FOD:
The WTA Final is on. Justine has taken the first set; Amelie looks charged to take the second set. Who's going to win? Who else watching it?

I'm watching it. I can't believe Justine's 'relaxing' in the second set. It's ridiculous. 4 - 1?? Come on girl!!

cyberpaul:
Aeni its obvious u don't have manners, i'll leave u to your world with retro

Nooo, don't go. J-girl could hook you up with someone!

Afeni:
"keep touching" was really vague. So vague, in fact, that I had to use my imagination to fill in the rest.

Oooh, you quoted the wrong thing then. Go back and read your post. Hahaha.

Afeni:
She is interested in your mother.

Hahahahaha.

cyberpaul:
Hi retro, anything interests u asides frm sex talk?

Actually, yes.

Afeni:
What are you talking about then?

The fact that my post made you hard.

Afeni:
Admit that I am right. If you see any "errors" in my posts, admit that the fault must be in your eyes, and not in what I have written.

What are you talking about? I'm not talking about typing errors. Dude, I don't get you.

Afeni:
I understand what you mean. But, just accept that I am right. See you later, girl.

What?

Ok. Have fun.

Afeni:
You have no idea whats its like. The thing has a mind of its own.

It has a very odd way of thinking. How does 'No, it's not. It's an alternative.' makes you hard?

Afeni:
Its back down now. Yeah, that rarely happens. I am usually in total control.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hahahahaha. Oh my God, my cheeks hurt.

Afeni:
Nope, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Afeni:
retro, Omg, that just made me hard. Ewww.

I am going to take a little break. This is not right.

What? Hahahahaha. You've got to be kidding me, right?

svs:
@retro its not a choice,thats where u talk about sex
see sexuality?u get it?

I'm talking about sex with the guy I got paired up with. See? Match making?

I'm just kidding, you're absolutely right.

Afeni:
*slips hand under retro's skirt*

eerrrr, yeah, no sex on this thread.

Keep on touching.

svs:
if i want to discuss sex ill go to the sexuality forum,thats the reasonable thing to do

No, it's not. It's an alternative.

svs:
ya hes nuh anti-sex,hes just been a lil bit considerate and reasonable

Just because you've got no one to discuss sex with shouldn't make you take 'it' out on us (sex fans).

cyberpaul:
Hi guys, ladies inclusive i believe theres a forum already created for talk about sex.Lets try and respect that okay!
Bad enough that u guys are sex straved don't come on here to mess up the idea of matchmakin okay.
An apology to the house will be duly appropriate.Kind regards

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/sandrababy/ohmy.gif Another anti-sex fan.

Henry is so cute there. I love him.

Afeni:
I love you, Retro.

I appreciate that.

IBB:
retro, she's a teen!! please show her the way out or censor your words.

I'm a teen too. Haha.

svs:
ok u guys should create  a thred for dirty talk
am sick of all these,peeps want to get matched ere,nuh ave sex
talk on yim!!!!!!!!!!!

We aren't having sex. https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/sandrababy/mellow.gif

IBB:
uhm, retro, i'm not so sure. i don't play guessing games either. but if you won't say who, no wahala!! i'll just accept my dr. loss and switch l'hopital.

What's wahala? Anyhoo, too bad.

Afeni:
Yeah, that would hurt. But you did give me permission to experiment with everything but the ass.

Dude! No penis is going up my nose or eyes or ears or navel or armpit!

Afeni:
I said "Fxck", but this forum turned it into mess. I never use mess!

Oh! Haha.

IBB:
retro, i first read that as "cheetah" until i had a re-look. so who are you not cheating on?

Hahahaha! Cheetah? I'm not going to cheat on you know who.

Afeni:
Noooo!!!

I guess it would be kool to nose mess.

Lol! Nose mess?

Afeni:
Thats what I thought, until I found out you are not into anal sex.

Besides, its not like I'm 8 inches or anything crazy like that.

You can experiment on any part of my body but not my butt. Sorry.

IBB:
come close, retro. you need a "butt rub".

I am not a cheater. Sorry.

Ashiwaju:
Imao@ Reto
Imao @ Afeni their is no better match boi.

I know.

Ew, Ew. My butt hurts all of a sudden.

IBB:
thanks for the "encouragement", retro. i'll get back to you with details by august.

I don't want any 'details'.

IBB:
retro, i hail u oo!! i've been thinking about hitting a girl in the "rubbish" hole but haven't found any willing lady.

There are girls who like that.

Seun:
Why didn't you stop duiring the act if it was so painful?

I thought it was going to get better after a few 'poundings' but I guess not.

Afeni:
Well, some pain feels good.

Not that sort of pain.