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Crime › Re: Kirikiri Inmates Finally Regain Freedom Over Generator Case After 25 Years by Revealpanda: 8:51pm On Jul 02, 2025
Black people are next level wicked man jesus.

Imagine locking someone for 25years over an item less than $50

Oboy
Politics › Re: Obi And El Rufai Seen Holding Hands by Revealpanda: 7:54pm On Jul 02, 2025
aribisala0:
Nope He never jumped party
He founded CPC that is not jumping
APC was not a jump either the party was a merger
Lol 🤣
Agbado logic never is something mehn.

What you explained how's it different from a Coalition?

You even ignored the part I told you he was a member of ANPP
Politics › Re: Obi And El Rufai Seen Holding Hands by Revealpanda: 7:43pm On Jul 02, 2025
aribisala0:
Buhari never jumped party
not once did he do that
That's not accurate. Buhari actually changed parties multiple times before APC.

He was the presidential candidate of ANPP in 2003 and 2007.

In 2010, he left ANPP and founded CPC, where he contested again in 2011.

Then in 2013, CPC merged with other parties to form the APC, which he later won the presidency under in 2015.


So yes, Buhari did jump parties more than once.
Politics › Re: Obi And El Rufai Seen Holding Hands by Revealpanda: 7:02pm On Jul 02, 2025
Yourprick:
So obi is now jumping from one party to another lol huh
How many party did Buhari jump from before winning?

You want him to die in labour party with 0 structure?
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi’s Agent Offered €50,000 Bribe To Be Included In 2008 Olympic - Siasia by Revealpanda: 8:15pm On Jul 01, 2025
Almost 20 years ago .... Why didn't you tell us since?
What should we do now?
Programming › Re: Is It Too Late To Start A Tech Career In My 30s With Flutter? by Revealpanda: 1:29am On Jun 28, 2025
The way to look at it, even if you don't start a career and waste all your time, you'll still be aging... Like even if I'm 60 years old and develop and interest for anything I'll do that thing.

They're lots of ways to make money as a software developer irrespective of age... Unless you're just a dumb person heading to bed a foool at 40
Crime › Re: Edikan Adiakpan Arrested For Multimillion-Dollar Scam In The US by Revealpanda: 9:58pm On Jun 27, 2025
Oyibo go allow u chop money small before fishing u out... Seems everything there na enjoyment even life of crime
Programming › Re: I Give It To Firebase Studio by Revealpanda: 2:55am On Jun 27, 2025
Just rants and no actual information about firebase studio

So what's the news about firebase you're giving up for?
Politics › Re: Massive Protests Erupt In Kenya As Citizens Demand President Ruto’s Resignation by Revealpanda: 11:10pm On Jun 25, 2025
I love the way people are refusing to comment on seun and his nonsense forum with nonsense rules. 😂

The man will use his hands and purse the remaining members he's gotten over the years
Business › Re: What Business Can I Do With 1.5m That Will Be Giving Good Profit In Nigeria by Revealpanda: 7:07pm On Jun 25, 2025
Love800:
What do you mean by this statement pls?
I mean if it was that easy the commenter would be a millionaire by now
Business › Re: What Business Can I Do With 1.5m That Will Be Giving Good Profit In Nigeria by Revealpanda: 10:01am On Jun 25, 2025
ngel0v3:
Pull out N500,000 and start a digital product. Keep the rest N1m.

Step 1: Buy a domain name and hosting. This should cost you N10,000 - N15,000 total (go for a .com.ng domain). Buy hosting for a month or for a quarter.
Step 2: Create an information product on a hot topic and package it up either as a PDF or as a course. This will cost you N0 (zero) naira.
Step 3: Create your landing page and write a sales letter. Cost = N0 (zero) naira (except you pay someone to do it for you)
Step 4: Launch a Facebook ad to promote your product. The bulk of your money will go into running ads.
Step 5: Sit back, relax and watch your daily profit coming in, until you take home more than the salary you make in a whole year.

So if your target for this month, is to make N1m, divide that N1m by (for example)... N5000 (the price you're selling your ebook)... and that means you need to sell 2000 copies of your digital product. And since you're running Facebook ads and with a good budget set aside for your expenses.. then believe me... 2000 people will be easy to reach and your N1million will be a small thing to achieve.

NOTE: All this is assuming you know even just a little bit of copywriting and about all that I mentioned above. If you don't know anything about it, either go and learn, or find someone to create the digital product, write your sales letter and run the ads for you.
See your mouth.
He'll burn a that money on ds before makes even 20k
Romance › Re: Evening Newspaper: Girls Feeling Pressured by Revealpanda: 12:53pm On Jun 23, 2025
nairalanda1:
Well, in our society it is not women who look for husband's, it is men who look for wives.

A woman looking for husband is something you may see in some developed countires
When u reach 40 you'll understand
Romance › Re: Evening Newspaper: Girls Feeling Pressured by Revealpanda: 11:45am On Jun 23, 2025
Don't go and look for husband.

Continue typing rubbish.

Next 10 years you'll be permanent attendees at one crusade somewhere
Travel › Re: Travel To New Zealand With 5m Or Get Married And Start Business In Nig by Revealpanda: 11:33am On Jun 23, 2025
This man have already up his mind.

Sadly the agent who convinced him to sell his land will still be the one to eat his money and send him in a 2 weeks visa to New Zealand hahahaha.

Dumb people like this are needed for others to get rich
Sports › Re: "We Are Sorry But Wish Her Well" - Okowa Reacts To Favour Ofili's Turkiye Switch by Revealpanda: 8:28pm On Jun 22, 2025
As if he cares.

He's only reacting because it made the news
Foreign Affairs › Re: World Reacts To US Attacks On Iran by Revealpanda: 8:13pm On Jun 22, 2025
Sadly the world won't do shyt.

Same way Nigerian politicians can do whatever the hell the like and Nigerians won't do shyt but wail
Foreign Affairs › Re: America Attacks Three Nuclear Sites In Iran by Revealpanda: 4:45am On Jun 22, 2025
Jaiye053:
I just hope history will remember who attacked first
It will not... Just like history have forgotten slave trade and how they captured Africa a whole continent... Bombs win wars not history
Programming › Re: OpenAI Boss: Meta Offering $100m Plus To Poach My Staff by Revealpanda:
MindHacker9009:
Meta should come and recruit Nairaland programmers and leave OpenAI alone.

OpenAI boss: Meta offering $100m plus to poach my staff

The boss of OpenAI, Sam Altman, says members of his team have been getting "giant offers" from rival tech firm Meta, including $100m (£74.3m) "signing bonuses."

Meta - which owns Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp - is attempting to boost the artificial intelligence (AI) side of its business, including recently spending $14bn (£10.4bn) to buy 49% of the startup, Scale AI.

However Mr Altman said "at least so far" none of his "best people" had been persuaded to jump ship.

BBC News has contacted Meta for a response.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8730088e5do
No Nairalander, past or present, is qualified to work on the kind of infrastructure used by OpenAI and Meta AI.

Even in advanced countries like China, the USA, and Russia, you'd be hard-pressed to find up to 10 people per state with the intellect to contribute to such projects.

We're talking about systems on the scale of nuclear warhead programs or the Large Hadron Collider this is 0.0001% genius-level work.

There are levels to this thing, man.

Maybe some could build the frontend interface, but the core logic these AIs run on is way above chaff Nairaland programmers league.
Programming › Re: Why Has Nairaland Decided To Be So Strict With Its Rules? by Revealpanda: 4:31pm On Jun 19, 2025
Nairaland is run by a guy who was lucky.

Was shocked when I saw a post by seun saying he's been spending all his time on twitter so he doesn't know what's going on or happening on Nairaland
Programming › Re: The Two Categories Of Programmers Which category Are You by Revealpanda: 5:03am On Jun 19, 2025
MindHacker9009:
There are hundreds of thousands of short code snippets 5 to 10 lines or more that can make an application work correctly. It's unrealistic to expect anyone to memorise them all.

Using ChatGPT is like using your phone today it's simply a modern tool to help you get things done quickly and efficiently.
My problem with u is, sometimes u reply as if you're on crack or something stronger.

Totally out of point
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Claims It Has "Complete Control" Over Israeli Airspace by Revealpanda: 12:05pm On Jun 18, 2025
Kushites:
The Almighty God is the Only Supreme Leader of the world, not your power-crazed, lunatic white master Trump.

And He will teach you and him that truth.
Mumu

U think God will come down and fight your wars.

Go and ask Japan WhatsApp.

God have given u a brain... Any country which uses theirs best controls the world.

God won't do jack until maybe judgment day
Programming › Re: Seun And 40 Characters Post by Revealpanda: 12:54am On Jun 17, 2025
Instead of this nonsense seun should rank comments that shows first based on numbers of likes or other engagements it has maybe times users spent on it or scrolled and stopped in that particular comment.

Something like the way Facebook ranks comments in pages and groups
Celebrities › Re: Femi Kuti's 63rd Birthday Is Today by Revealpanda: 8:43am On Jun 16, 2025
ednut1:
thats seun no femi. Stop disgracing yourself
Didn't win even one

Didn't win even one

Didn't win even one


This is the only social media on earth which tells u to write 40 words and above... So annoying

My last comment on this shyt site
Celebrities › Re: Femi Kuti's 63rd Birthday Is Today by Revealpanda: 8:35am On Jun 16, 2025
What's he even singing?
By force musician... Till date no one knows any of his songs.... He was just sampling his father's song front and back
Programming › Re: The Two Categories Of Programmers Which category Are You by Revealpanda: 8:14am On Jun 16, 2025
MindHacker9009:
This means you are only writing simple hello world applications with if else statements.
The ternary operator is a shorthand for if...else statements. Syntax: javascript: condition ? expressionIfTrue : expressionIfFalse;

If you're developing an SaaS application where you have to do new complex stuff like:

How to convert HTML to PDF
How to generate tables in PDF
How to merge/split PDFs
How to add watermarks or metadata to PDFs
How to sign or encrypt PDFs

And here is a list from ChatGPT speed up this comment:
Here's a list of complex programming constructs and tasks that even experienced programmers often need to check online to recall the correct syntax. These are things that aren't used every day or vary subtly between languages, making them easy to forget:

🔧 Advanced Language Features
Regex syntax (e.g., lookaheads, backreferences, character classes)

Multithreading / concurrency primitives (e.g., pthread, async/await, futures)

Lambda/function expressions in unfamiliar or rarely-used languages

Decorators / annotations (especially in Python or Java)

Generics / templates (e.g., T extends Comparable<T> in Java or template<typename T> in C++)

Pattern matching (e.g., in Scala, Rust, modern Python, or C#)

Reflection / metaprogramming (e.g., getattr, type() in Python, or Java Reflection API)

Coroutines / generators (yield, send, await syntax)

Memory management keywords (malloc, free, new[], delete[], unsafe in Rust)

🌐 Cross-Platform / Interfacing
Foreign Function Interfaces (FFI) (e.g., ctypes in Python, JNI in Java)

WebAssembly bindings or Emscripten syntax

Interfacing with REST APIs (e.g., curl vs fetch vs requests vs http.client)

Shell commands within code (e.g., subprocess.run or backticks in Bash)

💾 Data Format Syntax
MongoDB aggregation pipeline

GraphQL query syntax

Complex JSONPath or XPath queries

YAML anchors and references

Protocol Buffers (.proto files)

Avro or Thrift schema definitions

🧪 Testing & DevOps Tools
Unit test assertions (e.g., pytest.raises, expect in Jest)

Mocking / patching syntax (especially in Python or Java)

Dockerfile commands and build contexts

Kubernetes YAML configuration

CI/CD pipeline configuration (e.g., GitHub Actions, GitLab CI, CircleCI)

Makefile syntax (tabs, targets, variables, conditions)

🧱 UI/Frontend Frameworks
React hooks (useEffect, useMemo) and dependency arrays

Vue directives and watchers

Angular decorators and DI syntax

TailwindCSS complex utility combinations

🧠 Language-Specific Oddities

Rust’s ownership and lifetime annotations

Haskell monad or functor syntax

Elixir macros or pipelines

Go error handling (defer, recover)

🔄 Build & Meta Tools
Webpack configuration

Babel plugins setup

Gradle or Maven dependencies

CMake syntax

NPM scripts with special shell quoting
Dude I was only giving an example to buttress my point sitting when I was new to JavaScript...

What's with the Chatgpt reply 🤕


The HTML to PDF converter shouldn't be categorised as complex though... It's something 5 to 10 lines of codes would do.

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