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Crime › Re: Kirikiri Inmates Finally Regain Freedom Over Generator Case After 25 Years by Revealpanda: 8:51pm On Jul 02, 2025 |
Black people are next level wicked man jesus.
Imagine locking someone for 25years over an item less than $50
Oboy |
Politics › Re: Obi And El Rufai Seen Holding Hands by Revealpanda: 7:54pm On Jul 02, 2025 |
aribisala0: Nope He never jumped party He founded CPC that is not jumping APC was not a jump either the party was a merger Lol 🤣 Agbado logic never is something mehn. What you explained how's it different from a Coalition? You even ignored the part I told you he was a member of ANPP |
Politics › Re: Obi And El Rufai Seen Holding Hands by Revealpanda: 7:43pm On Jul 02, 2025 |
aribisala0: Buhari never jumped party not once did he do that That's not accurate. Buhari actually changed parties multiple times before APC. He was the presidential candidate of ANPP in 2003 and 2007. In 2010, he left ANPP and founded CPC, where he contested again in 2011. Then in 2013, CPC merged with other parties to form the APC, which he later won the presidency under in 2015. So yes, Buhari did jump parties more than once. |
Politics › Re: Obi And El Rufai Seen Holding Hands by Revealpanda: 7:02pm On Jul 02, 2025 |
Yourprick: So obi is now jumping from one party to another lol  How many party did Buhari jump from before winning? You want him to die in labour party with 0 structure? |
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi’s Agent Offered €50,000 Bribe To Be Included In 2008 Olympic - Siasia by Revealpanda: 8:15pm On Jul 01, 2025 |
Almost 20 years ago .... Why didn't you tell us since? What should we do now? |
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Programming › Re: Is It Too Late To Start A Tech Career In My 30s With Flutter? by Revealpanda: 1:29am On Jun 28, 2025 |
The way to look at it, even if you don't start a career and waste all your time, you'll still be aging... Like even if I'm 60 years old and develop and interest for anything I'll do that thing.
They're lots of ways to make money as a software developer irrespective of age... Unless you're just a dumb person heading to bed a foool at 40 |
Crime › Re: Edikan Adiakpan Arrested For Multimillion-Dollar Scam In The US by Revealpanda: 9:58pm On Jun 27, 2025 |
Oyibo go allow u chop money small before fishing u out... Seems everything there na enjoyment even life of crime |
Programming › Re: I Give It To Firebase Studio by Revealpanda: 2:55am On Jun 27, 2025 |
Just rants and no actual information about firebase studio
So what's the news about firebase you're giving up for? |
Politics › Re: Massive Protests Erupt In Kenya As Citizens Demand President Ruto’s Resignation by Revealpanda: 11:10pm On Jun 25, 2025 |
I love the way people are refusing to comment on seun and his nonsense forum with nonsense rules. 😂
The man will use his hands and purse the remaining members he's gotten over the years |
Business › Re: What Business Can I Do With 1.5m That Will Be Giving Good Profit In Nigeria by Revealpanda: 7:07pm On Jun 25, 2025 |
Love800: What do you mean by this statement pls? I mean if it was that easy the commenter would be a millionaire by now |
Business › Re: What Business Can I Do With 1.5m That Will Be Giving Good Profit In Nigeria by Revealpanda: 10:01am On Jun 25, 2025 |
ngel0v3: Pull out N500,000 and start a digital product. Keep the rest N1m.
Step 1: Buy a domain name and hosting. This should cost you N10,000 - N15,000 total (go for a .com.ng domain). Buy hosting for a month or for a quarter. Step 2: Create an information product on a hot topic and package it up either as a PDF or as a course. This will cost you N0 (zero) naira. Step 3: Create your landing page and write a sales letter. Cost = N0 (zero) naira (except you pay someone to do it for you) Step 4: Launch a Facebook ad to promote your product. The bulk of your money will go into running ads. Step 5: Sit back, relax and watch your daily profit coming in, until you take home more than the salary you make in a whole year.
So if your target for this month, is to make N1m, divide that N1m by (for example)... N5000 (the price you're selling your ebook)... and that means you need to sell 2000 copies of your digital product. And since you're running Facebook ads and with a good budget set aside for your expenses.. then believe me... 2000 people will be easy to reach and your N1million will be a small thing to achieve.
NOTE: All this is assuming you know even just a little bit of copywriting and about all that I mentioned above. If you don't know anything about it, either go and learn, or find someone to create the digital product, write your sales letter and run the ads for you. See your mouth. He'll burn a that money on ds before makes even 20k |
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Romance › Re: Evening Newspaper: Girls Feeling Pressured by Revealpanda: 12:53pm On Jun 23, 2025 |
nairalanda1: Well, in our society it is not women who look for husband's, it is men who look for wives.
A woman looking for husband is something you may see in some developed countires When u reach 40 you'll understand |
Romance › Re: Evening Newspaper: Girls Feeling Pressured by Revealpanda: 11:45am On Jun 23, 2025 |
Don't go and look for husband.
Continue typing rubbish.
Next 10 years you'll be permanent attendees at one crusade somewhere |
Travel › Re: Travel To New Zealand With 5m Or Get Married And Start Business In Nig by Revealpanda: 11:33am On Jun 23, 2025 |
This man have already up his mind.
Sadly the agent who convinced him to sell his land will still be the one to eat his money and send him in a 2 weeks visa to New Zealand hahahaha.
Dumb people like this are needed for others to get rich |
Sports › Re: "We Are Sorry But Wish Her Well" - Okowa Reacts To Favour Ofili's Turkiye Switch by Revealpanda: 8:28pm On Jun 22, 2025 |
As if he cares.
He's only reacting because it made the news |
Foreign Affairs › Re: World Reacts To US Attacks On Iran by Revealpanda: 8:13pm On Jun 22, 2025 |
Sadly the world won't do shyt.
Same way Nigerian politicians can do whatever the hell the like and Nigerians won't do shyt but wail |
Foreign Affairs › Re: America Attacks Three Nuclear Sites In Iran by Revealpanda: 4:45am On Jun 22, 2025 |
Jaiye053: I just hope history will remember who attacked first It will not... Just like history have forgotten slave trade and how they captured Africa a whole continent... Bombs win wars not history |
Programming › Re: OpenAI Boss: Meta Offering $100m Plus To Poach My Staff by Revealpanda: 10:52pm On Jun 21, 2025*. Modified: 12:54pm On Jun 23, 2025 |
MindHacker9009: Meta should come and recruit Nairaland programmers and leave OpenAI alone.
OpenAI boss: Meta offering $100m plus to poach my staff
The boss of OpenAI, Sam Altman, says members of his team have been getting "giant offers" from rival tech firm Meta, including $100m (£74.3m) "signing bonuses."
Meta - which owns Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp - is attempting to boost the artificial intelligence (AI) side of its business, including recently spending $14bn (£10.4bn) to buy 49% of the startup, Scale AI.
However Mr Altman said "at least so far" none of his "best people" had been persuaded to jump ship.
BBC News has contacted Meta for a response. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8730088e5do No Nairalander, past or present, is qualified to work on the kind of infrastructure used by OpenAI and Meta AI. Even in advanced countries like China, the USA, and Russia, you'd be hard-pressed to find up to 10 people per state with the intellect to contribute to such projects. We're talking about systems on the scale of nuclear warhead programs or the Large Hadron Collider this is 0.0001% genius-level work. There are levels to this thing, man. Maybe some could build the frontend interface, but the core logic these AIs run on is way above chaff Nairaland programmers league. |
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Programming › Re: Why Has Nairaland Decided To Be So Strict With Its Rules? by Revealpanda: 4:31pm On Jun 19, 2025 |
Nairaland is run by a guy who was lucky.
Was shocked when I saw a post by seun saying he's been spending all his time on twitter so he doesn't know what's going on or happening on Nairaland |
Programming › Re: The Two Categories Of Programmers Which category Are You by Revealpanda: 5:03am On Jun 19, 2025 |
MindHacker9009: There are hundreds of thousands of short code snippets 5 to 10 lines or more that can make an application work correctly. It's unrealistic to expect anyone to memorise them all.
Using ChatGPT is like using your phone today it's simply a modern tool to help you get things done quickly and efficiently. My problem with u is, sometimes u reply as if you're on crack or something stronger. Totally out of point |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Claims It Has "Complete Control" Over Israeli Airspace by Revealpanda: 12:05pm On Jun 18, 2025 |
Kushites: The Almighty God is the Only Supreme Leader of the world, not your power-crazed, lunatic white master Trump.
And He will teach you and him that truth. Mumu U think God will come down and fight your wars. Go and ask Japan WhatsApp. God have given u a brain... Any country which uses theirs best controls the world. God won't do jack until maybe judgment day |
Programming › Re: Seun And 40 Characters Post by Revealpanda: 12:54am On Jun 17, 2025 |
Instead of this nonsense seun should rank comments that shows first based on numbers of likes or other engagements it has maybe times users spent on it or scrolled and stopped in that particular comment.
Something like the way Facebook ranks comments in pages and groups |
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Celebrities › Re: Femi Kuti's 63rd Birthday Is Today by Revealpanda: 8:43am On Jun 16, 2025 |
ednut1: thats seun no femi. Stop disgracing yourself Didn't win even one Didn't win even one Didn't win even one This is the only social media on earth which tells u to write 40 words and above... So annoying My last comment on this shyt site |
Celebrities › Re: Femi Kuti's 63rd Birthday Is Today by Revealpanda: 8:35am On Jun 16, 2025 |
What's he even singing? By force musician... Till date no one knows any of his songs.... He was just sampling his father's song front and back |
Programming › Re: The Two Categories Of Programmers Which category Are You by Revealpanda: 8:14am On Jun 16, 2025 |
MindHacker9009: This means you are only writing simple hello world applications with if else statements. The ternary operator is a shorthand for if...else statements. Syntax: javascript: condition ? expressionIfTrue : expressionIfFalse;
If you're developing an SaaS application where you have to do new complex stuff like:
How to convert HTML to PDF How to generate tables in PDF How to merge/split PDFs How to add watermarks or metadata to PDFs How to sign or encrypt PDFs
And here is a list from ChatGPT speed up this comment: Here's a list of complex programming constructs and tasks that even experienced programmers often need to check online to recall the correct syntax. These are things that aren't used every day or vary subtly between languages, making them easy to forget:
🔧 Advanced Language Features Regex syntax (e.g., lookaheads, backreferences, character classes)
Multithreading / concurrency primitives (e.g., pthread, async/await, futures)
Lambda/function expressions in unfamiliar or rarely-used languages
Decorators / annotations (especially in Python or Java)
Generics / templates (e.g., T extends Comparable<T> in Java or template<typename T> in C++)
Pattern matching (e.g., in Scala, Rust, modern Python, or C#)
Reflection / metaprogramming (e.g., getattr, type() in Python, or Java Reflection API)
Coroutines / generators (yield, send, await syntax)
Memory management keywords (malloc, free, new[], delete[], unsafe in Rust)
🌐 Cross-Platform / Interfacing Foreign Function Interfaces (FFI) (e.g., ctypes in Python, JNI in Java)
WebAssembly bindings or Emscripten syntax
Interfacing with REST APIs (e.g., curl vs fetch vs requests vs http.client)
Shell commands within code (e.g., subprocess.run or backticks in Bash)
💾 Data Format Syntax MongoDB aggregation pipeline
GraphQL query syntax
Complex JSONPath or XPath queries
YAML anchors and references
Protocol Buffers (.proto files)
Avro or Thrift schema definitions
🧪 Testing & DevOps Tools Unit test assertions (e.g., pytest.raises, expect in Jest)
Mocking / patching syntax (especially in Python or Java)
Dockerfile commands and build contexts
Kubernetes YAML configuration
CI/CD pipeline configuration (e.g., GitHub Actions, GitLab CI, CircleCI)
Makefile syntax (tabs, targets, variables, conditions)
🧱 UI/Frontend Frameworks React hooks (useEffect, useMemo) and dependency arrays
Vue directives and watchers
Angular decorators and DI syntax
TailwindCSS complex utility combinations
🧠 Language-Specific Oddities
Rust’s ownership and lifetime annotations
Haskell monad or functor syntax
Elixir macros or pipelines
Go error handling (defer, recover)
🔄 Build & Meta Tools Webpack configuration
Babel plugins setup
Gradle or Maven dependencies
CMake syntax
NPM scripts with special shell quoting Dude I was only giving an example to buttress my point sitting when I was new to JavaScript... What's with the Chatgpt reply 🤕 The HTML to PDF converter shouldn't be categorised as complex though... It's something 5 to 10 lines of codes would do. |