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mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Female cousin in Nigeria sent a man to send me a DM on Facebook

I know she did because the both of them are friends on the platform

what could it mean?[/color]

You dey craaaaze with you and all these threads

I've known you and all these your threads since I was a teenager with my other account

Now I dun born two you still dey create all the threads. Smhhh




Modified: oya make una no vex.

He must be seriously worried, cuz why all these pr everywhere 😁

You had to say it, which means he's worried.

Lol

This is terrible

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Fk dem

iLegendd:
Damn! Women will be depressed. The cosmetics and fashion industry will collapse. No one to impress again.

Though, women don't really dress or do surgery to impress men, but to oppress their fellow women so that they'll stand out and men will pick them first.

Since they told us there is God and there is Devil. If the Devil is killed today, his death will affect women the most. The people that'll send sympathy flower to his tomb will be women.

Why? Nobody to push men into acting lustful, hórny and desperate again. Ashawo industry will collapse. The only happy women will be lesbians.

Brhhh wtf 😂😂😂😂

iLegendd:
The sad thing is, a huge percentage of medicine in small chemists are fake. You go drink taya, but the infection go still dey.

You go enter native and drink lots of bitter things for months, things you'll never drink on a normal day. In the end, you'll realize you've spent more than 200k on yourself and another 200k on her.

She that gave you the infection, you'll see her looking healthy and happy and still has lists of men she wants to sleep with without curing the infection first, hence bringing more to you.

Men are just on the losing side of everything. 100% of the problem in the world would be solved if men can control lust for skin-to-skin sex and lust for quick money.

Imagine if Burna collected one infection from his American baddies. The Lamborghini girl's innocent boyfriend that cheated with Burna will immediately transfer it to her man. Transaction successful.

So, you see, it's all transaction. As big as Burna, she refused to give him sex, but the moment he activated his transaction-ship price, she bent for doggy, forgetting she has an innocent boyfriend.

This is why I said, no matter how handsome you are, rich or famous, after age 20, as a man, there is no love for you — it's what she'll benefit that she's after. PERIOD!

So that girl has a boyfriend yet she bent for Lambo truck
LMFAO

I've been seeing half gist here and there but I didn't just follow up.

Very stuupieed comment

Imagine men don't feel hurny at all
What would women do

The guy is trying though fr

Sigh


This is deep.

iLegendd:
She called this morning and I didn't know what made me to pick. I feel bad for picking. She'll be coming this morning or evening to pack her load. I'll feel relieved.

Good to hear

Freshtruth:
Fear who no fear women see the kind hefty guy one smally dey carry for area pikin of 17yrs dey follow person papa of 53yrs. The gal no dey greet me wey i dey 29yrs no be her fault na old prick wey she done dey carry dey cause all this nonsense

For delta?

How time flies

iLegendd:
She has a place in my heart, but I can't marry her because of some red flags. Also, she respects me A LOT but became bitter after 3 years of no commitment. As men, we cherish respect.

She doesn't insult me, but I have verbally abused her way too much in person and via text for many years and she doesn't talk back at me. I know I'm the aggressor here, but mehn, the verbal abuse she hurled on me today was crazy. I have never been insulted like that before by a living thing.

When she was rushing to the kitchen to get the knife, I overpowered her, took the biggest knife and told her to take the remaining two to start practicing her stabbing skill on me, but she gave up.

My anger in everything is ignoring my calls and manufacturing a lie to defend herself and getting upset for not believing her lies.

I wasn't calling you for sex, but your safety and my sanity. Being ignored is not something I'm used to, so I guess it was part of my anger. How can someone I'm housing grow wings overnight.

Maybe, I'm just a spoilt child who feels every woman must succumb to his leadership, else there is war.

Also, she has been having mood swing when she realized her boyfriend's ex has resurfaced and she hasn't seen her period for two weeks now. She's probably pregnant.

Not trying to make excuses for her, but I know I'm too blunt with my honesty, annoying and the instigator here and she has probably had enough of my wisdom in catching her like. She has repeatedly told me I'm the smartest person she has been with and she hates that about me. That I have a discerning spirit.

But for the knife attempt, I don't feel safe anymore. She might poison my food one day. I'd find a way to get rid of her permanently. This isn't how I really wanted it to end. I like my BFF to end in peace, not violence.

I have told her not in this life will I pick her call and she said not in this life will she call me either. Lemme see who she'll call when she closes from work. She should better stay with the pastor or her boyfriend. I know one of them will get her a new phone. She left her room untidy.

The summary is: I'll surely find a way for us not to be in contact or bump on each other for at least 2 years. We're from the same palace, speak the same language, etc., so it's tough for me to hurt her.

She called me a whóre today. She thought I'll be upset. When men gather to gist, the one that has banged the most is the leader of the group, he's the one everyone looks up to for dating tips. When I called her the same thing years ago, she was depressed.

Women just don't understand men and never will. They think the moment they're beautiful, intelligent, have shape and good in bed, we'll ignore every other red flags, no, we won't.

You're a model, red flag.
You're too popular, red flag.
You're in contact with all your exes, red flag.
You prefer only male friends, red flag.
You've done lesbianism before, red flag.
You manufacture lies like a sachet water company, red flag.

These are the red flags that made me to friendzone her.

The good part is

She's smart, beautiful, has shape, doesn't use bleaching products, respectful and always quiet when I'm upset.

Omoh, this story long o! If she vex me I go use her write book.

Big sigh

It's what it's

iLegendd:
Women are dangerous, but we just need to find a way to cohabit with them. If you try to be peaceful, they'll bring violence, so it's better you're the violent one.

I just don't like prison that's why I controlled myself. The type of beans I like, they don't serve it in jail. My violent childhood character almost resurfaced, but I managed to control it because of the consequences.

I'm really proud of myself for such restraint.

Move that lady out of your house there's no trophy for anytime she stays longer .


There's no way under heaven I'll house someone who picked up a knife to me.
I'm so selfish with my life.

I am saying it once and again, move that lady out of your house , use the police or whatever means you can use to do it legally and in time.

But if you feel you know what you're doing , I bid you goodluck and update us appropriately on this thread

iLegendd:
They intentionally ignored that part and want to act all macho. They thought they've found a loophole to attack and castigate me. "Missing person" is like murder case. With the rate at which evil men use girls, they don't want me to panic.

When she left her village, what did she tell her mom? "I'm going back to my besties' house." But she didn't come back, pick calls or reply. Isn't that scary?

I have already been implicated if anything happens to her. She has probably used coming to my house multiple times as an excuse to go visit a man. If one of those men had killed her, where would the investigation start?

Those attackers forgot that and focused on how they'd never call more than once. Who dem wan form alpha male for?

Who told them I even call people? Those calls are for my safety.

I advise for your own safety fling her out of your house bruh

If shit happens , social media won't even hear your side of the story, you sincerely don't want to deal with all that fkups

iLegendd:
Not that I don't know this, but I'll still share it for those who don't know.

After a day, she came back this morning and the gateman let her in. She called at least 50 times and I didn't pick. After an hour, I opened the door for her. She started explaining and the first lie was: my phone was bad and I had to fix it. The buttons were not working.

Where did you sleep? My boyfriend's house. I just laughed and told her I hope you know I'll never pick your calls again.

Since it was her small phone, I opened it and noticed the seal on the screws were intact.

Long story short, I told her to leave and go stay with him — since you can't pick my calls because of a man. Deep down, I know she didn't sleep in his house. This is a girl whose period is already 2 weeks late and she might be pregnant.

Anyway, no matter how honest a woman is, 80% of her honesty is a lie.

Trust me on this.

I followed up on this just to teach you guys a lesson. I'm not emotionally interested in anything with her, but to show you women will cheat, lie and betray anyone.

Lots of men are the same, but women are the best at it.

Share more updates bro

I always enjoy your real life scenarios

Sigh

Are these events real

Chai

Awon agba yahoo

Lol

Nah who die loose

AllBlack:
Babe got beautiful legs.
Congratulations and good luck.

Check the date bruh

Lamba