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Those days schooling was like going to a slave camp. The teacher flogs at will, punishment was without caution. Some times in the morning i hated going to school. My best time was break time, not because of play but that is when you really feel alive.

This is what I call creativity not someone building a helicopter or car that runs on bike engine. Kudos to the guy.

You people are just complaining. Delta state is cursed. With so much money no one single development. From one clueless governor to another.

M for giraffe. A for goat. K for snake.

BRING BACK OUR CORRUPTION!!!
With Corruption a bag of pure water
was N80
Without Corruption a bag of pure
water is N150
With Corruption dollar was N180
Without Corruption dollar is N400
With Corruption I have 20hrs
electricity at low tariff
Without Corruption I have 7hrs
electricity
with 45% increase in tariff
With corruption to fuel my car was 98 naira
Without corruption it's 150 naira
With Corruption keke to my house
takes N50
Without Corruption keke to my
house takes N100
With Corruption smallest indomie
was N40
Without Corruption smallest
indomie is N60
The list can go on and on but I just
have to end it and take a stand......
# IStandWithCorruption
# Bringbackourcorruption
If with Corruption Dollar was N180
and without Corruption Dollar is
now N425,
Brother and Sisters, you will agree
with me that we need corruption in
this country...
Titus Sardine started with 4 fishes,
it reduced to 3. Then now it's 2.
In years to come, you'll open
Sardine and see "Try again later''
No fish....

I remember using Tom Tom, banana and freegel. Girl can attest to how it feels. Got no yest.

How on earth does cbn represent those banks on which atm your card bears. Too bad some people will still fall for this

Dear costumer due to our Bvn system upgrade,your ATM CARD has just been de-activated to re-activate, kindly call CBN costumer care (07069787749)

Pls kindly judge this matter.....I was in a taxi,chatting with my friend on whatsapp and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the man, l decided to change the topic, I wrote: "Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abdullahi that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the bombs explode because there is terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3minutes for the bomb to go off. Bye and take care of my parents and siblings as agreed. The Man, without allowing the taxi to stop suddenly opened the taxi door and jumped out. He was knocked down by a passing truck and eventually died. Pls who killed him?..Me or Amebo? Don't laugh only share with others to help judge d matter too

What if the key lost, know women are carles

Dad: junior this is called microphone
Junior : OK dad, it's yourcrophone

Most mum did this. Thinking you would grow over night. Yet they wish you well.