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This country should just split let northerners go their way. Who are they fooling. The girls can't even speak English.

True Story

❕A man rented a house and moved in with his family. �‍�‍�‍�

❕After 2 years, the rent was increased from #400,000 to #500,000.

❕He didn't complain because he liked the house.

❕The following year, he couldn't come up with the money and the agent was on his neck.

❕The wife saw what the husband was going through and decided to help. She lent the money to her husband to pay the rent.

❕The husband was indeed very happy that his wife was so helpful, he paid the rent and later refunded the money back to his wife.

❕Two years later, the house rent increased to #700,000 and the man became upset. So he begged the agent to introduce him to the landlord so that he could plead with him but the agent bluntly refused.

❕The man decided to do an underground investigation to uncover who the landlord is.

❕What he found out really shocked him �

❗The house belonged to his wife. �

The question is;

❗What will you do if you were the man⁉

❕❗Be sincere with your comment❔❓

This teacher has the spirit of the olden days teacher, making sure that you get the information. He will be very strict with his test.

Those priest should be probed, where did they get the millions, how much is their upkeep

solidifi:
Mine is, when it's given to ashawo what is it called?

Service fee

``` ANSWER THIS ONE?:

Money has different names !!!

In church its called (offering),

in school its (fee),

in marriage it's called (dowry),

in divorce (alimony),

when u owe someone its (debt ),

when u pay the government (tax),

in court (fines),

civil servant retirees (pension)

boss to workers (salary),

master to subordinates (wages),

when u borrow from bank (loan),

when u offer after a service (tip),

to kidnappers (ransom),

illegally received in d name of service (bribe).

The question is

"when a man gives it to his wife what do we call it??

Answer __________??


Plz send ur answers. ...

Fish swallowed a full fledged man and dropped him harmlessly ashore somewhere in the middle east- You believed it.

Snake engaged in a discussion with one woman like that and convinced her to eat a forbidden fruit somewhere in the middle east- You believed it.

A Donkey got upset somewhere in the middle east and shouted at the Oga for flogging him- You believed it.

Now, our own snake just swallowed ordinary paltry 35 abi 36 million naira JAMB money, and you guys are fuming and ranting in disbelief.

Why cant we support and believe localu contents for once? Haba!

What the middle eastern snake can do, our own snake can do better.

This post is unnecessary.

Too fat, these kind of people hardly live long due to organ failure. That is why exercise is highly recommended for them.

all fake, the old screen does not have the properties of a touch screen, no matter what app you install

what is our SON doing, if it to confiscate turkey, they will stand out

think smart very creative

after reading a post from a girl who had boils, i did a research on HIV and came up with this. guys please always use a condom.

source: http://www.news-medical.net/news/20160715/New-treatment-may-destroy-HIVs-last-refuge.aspx

UK scientists may have found a way to destroy HIV's last refuge. A study by Oxford University has confirmed that a treatment developed by a British company can remove the virus in its chosen hiding place, in laboratory conditions, offering hope of a viable treatment.

Professor Dorrell said: 'We used cells from HIV patients who had had successful ART. When we added ImmTAV we saw that their CD8+ T-cells killed the latently infected CD4+ T-cells more efficiently than the patients' natural immune response. Furthermore, if we took CD8+ T-cells from healthy donors and added these alongside the ImmTAV, we saw an even stronger response (up to 85% of the infected cells were removed). This may be because, despite long-term ART, there is some degree of generalised malfunction in CD8+ T cells that has not been fully repaired. A test using only the donated CD8+ cells had no effect, confirming the essential role of the ImmTAV.'

Currently, researchers working on eradication of HIV are developing 'kick and kill' methods, where dormant HIV is reactivated and then a drug or vaccine is added in to eliminate the cells containing reactivated HIV. Having confirmed that ImmTAVs could be effective, the team combined them with the kick and kill approach in the lab.

Professor Dorrell said: 'We used latency-reversing agents, which wake up the HIV. Once we confirmed that the HIV was active again, we added ImmTAV. In four out of five cases, the process of reinfection was stopped completely.'

So are we close to a complete cure for HIV?

if church leaders don't trust each others sincerity, then members need to know that giving out their money, should be done with caution.

this is a cultural day in her village, what's there, a man is still willing to marry her in two weeks time, i would definitely go for her, than those chicks on our music video's and those with tattoos or double ear holes. i have said my mind

this is a cultural day in her village, what's there, a man is still willing to marry her in two weeks time, i would definitely go for her, than those chicks on our musical video's and those with tattoos or double ear holes. i have said my mind

she is gradually building a firm, she will become a manager and employ people, while you are forming fine girl. she gets more respect from men

the economy is so bad that even cockroach is striving for improved food conditions.

Trust Naija, for every issues, some funny write up must come up.

Nigeria Senate Quiz

Choose the correct answer.

Q1: "I will beat you and nothing will happen" who made this statement.. (5 marks)
A, Bukola Saraki
B. Ekweremadu
C. Dino Melaye
D. OBJ.

Q2: To whom was the statement in Q1 was directed? (5 marks)
A, Remi Tinubu
B. Diezanne
C. Mrs. Melaye
D. None of the above.

Q3, If Remi Tinubu gets impregnated by Dino, what will the child be in future. (5 marks)
A, A Bastard
B. A billionaire
C. A. Thug
D. Future Nigeria President
E. A Nigerian Senator

Q4. What should be Bola Tinubu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. Beat Dino
B. Thank Dino
C. Sue Dino to court
D. Do nothing
E. Divorce Remi

Q5. What statement will Bola Tinubu likely make after hearing that his wife will be impregnated by Dino. (5 marks)
A. Hmmm, Remi, so you and Dino have been doing it together Abi?
B. Hmmm Omo Ale jatijati.
C. Wo Remi, Let Him try it first, and I will show him what "Magun" is, idiot.
D. Olorun gbo adura wa ni yen (God has finally answered our prayer)

Q6. Why was Remi Tinubu
not scared of Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. She knows Dino is a liar.
B. She knows Dino cannot perform.
C. She knows Dino can perform.
D. She wants to dare Dino

Q7. What was Bukola Saraki' reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was quiet.
B. He was shocked.
C. He was happy
D. He was sorry for Dino
E. none of the above.

Q8. Why was Saraki sorry for Dino.? (5 marks)
A. He knows Dino is impotent.
B. He knows Bola put Magun on Remi.
C. He also want to impregnate Remi.
D. He is very scared of Tinubu.
E. All of the above.

Q9. What was Ekweremadu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was shocked
B. He wasn't 'happy.
C. He wasn't listening
D. He was happy.
E. None of the above.

Q.10. Ekweremadu did not hear Dino's statement because...... (5 marks)
A. He was not happy.
B. He was thinking about his jail term.
C. He was thinking about his forgery case.
D.He was fighting at that time.
E. All of the above.

Q11. In one sentence describe what should happen to Nigeria Senate?
(50 marks) No cheating please...

I wonder if there is a part in the Quran that teaches tolerance and forgiveness in the heart. someone should please show me.

you have failed this your front page attempt . try harder

*TIPS ON HOW TO REMAIN POOR*

*1. _Never wake up early._* Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bed bugs, why hurry to get up?

*2. _Never plan how to spend your money._* Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it.

*3. _Don't think of saving until you have real big money._* How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.

*4. _Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated"._* How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing or home-based production? That's for people who never went to school!

*5. _Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital._* How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with little capital, you as a smart person can only start with millions.

*6. _Complain about everything except your own attitude and laziness._* Blame the system, the government and the banks that refused to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.

*7. _Spend more than you earn._* To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers.

*8. _Compete in dressing._* Make sure you're wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate the congregation with your trendy fashions every Sunday. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive.

*9. _Get yourself a nice second hand car_* that costs more than three times your yearly salary.

*10. _Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent._* They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you at old age

#1000 RECHARGE CARD for each question u answer correctly.
1. Who was Nigeria's first wheel barrow pusher?
2. Who was the first indigenous woman to fry Akara and Yam?
3. What is the full name of the first Nigerian tout (Agbero)?
4(a). How much in total did Anini steal during his lifetime as an armed robber?
(b). How much did he give to the masses?
(c). How much did he give to his mother?
5. Who was the first child to trek to school?
6(a). Where was the first indigenous madman/
madwoman from?
(b). What was his/her name?
7(a). What is the full meaning of the acronym SUYA?
(b). Who invented it?
(c). Who was the first customer to buy it?
8(a). Who was the first woman to spend the #1000 naira note?
(b). Where?
(c). When?
(d). What did she buy?
9. As at April 2013, how many mosquitos
are in Aso Rock? (give your answer in binary form)
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(b). Who was the first Nigerian to drink Garri with sugar?
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my friend sent me this.

What should I do??
Road safety officer stopped me, collected bribe
of #2,000 and forgot his blackberry Q10 inside
my car. He has been calling and begging me to
return his phone. He said that he used his last
cash to buy it and I also begged him then that
the #2,000 was my last cash but he refused
vehemently.
Should I return it?? Have a blessed day

What should I do??
Road safety officer stopped me, collected bribe
of #2,000 and forgot his blackberry Q10 inside
my car. He has been calling and begging me to
return his phone. He said that he used his last
cash to buy it and I also begged him then that
the #2,000 was my last cash but he refused
vehemently.
Should I return it?? Have a blessed day

which is your choice

if it was tinubu's son. there would have been heads rolling

how dare buhari travel out for ten days.

Hmmm what life have they left this man, a good government would take care of him till death.

The babe gave me these conditions before we can go out.

We wil go out 2moro on these conditns. 1 you wil see my mom bl4 we go, 2 you wont take beer, cos i wnt 2 groom u 2 d friend i wil always be hapy i have. And 3 you wont playfully or seriously ask 4 a peck or kiss. Agree or not?