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Nairaland / General / World Without Women (part 3) by rhodiesworld(f): 11:06pm On Jan 15, 2013
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Of course polygamy as we know it and all it maddening cohort will disappear. Nobody will give anybody love potion.

There will be no woman to poison a bad husband. All next -of –kin trouble will end. There will be no bastard children. Men will finally be sure all their children is theirs. At least until their cloning doctors start deceiving them. There will finally be free of children who bear their names but look like their friends, landlord or even the family doctor.


All secretaries will be men. All banks marketers will be men. All models will be men. Sexual harassment will disappear from all lingual-franca. There will be no sisters wearing mini-skirts or tops with plugging neckline in church to distract the pastor…somebody shout hallelujah .amen


As I was rounding this piece up, I sent a text to a friend on his thought about the topic at hand and here`s what he said: would the men still have d..ks? Would it be a world with sex or would we all be gay?


The she-men would behave like women. Peaceful yet boring Safer yet unfulfilling. What do you think?

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Nairaland / General / World Without Women (part 2) by rhodiesworld(f): 11:00pm On Jan 15, 2013
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But it won’t be all gloom anyway, without women; the men will be eternally free from our nagging.

There will be nobody to make them miserable and complain and compare them to successful Bill Gate down the road. Men will no longer tell horrible lies about their whereabouts. GSM lies like, honey the line is breaking, can I call you back? Will no longer be necessary.



All network will start working.. ahahah. But how will a man show off his wealth and arrival without a woman? What is the essence of a brand new Nissan Armada or Range Rover Sport without a woman to admire it? Who is going to judiciously, tastefully, elegantly spend proceeds of ill-gotten wealth of Nigerian men, for instance?



The politicians, the militants even yahoo yahoo boys will be lost in a world without women. We keep `em breathing, believe me…

Please share your thought…And see you on the concluding part of World Without Women.


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Nairaland / General / World Without Women (part 1) by rhodiesworld(f): 10:53pm On Jan 15, 2013
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Who is going to make the babies and keep the world running in our absence? Common...,

God knew we are the salt of the world all those years in the Garden of Eden when he created Eve for Adam, he knew Adam’s life will amount to nothing or be at best a boring one if he left him to wonder from one end of the garden to the other. He knew Adam will be miserable with even one of his kind, that’s why Eve came to save the garden and Adam; otherwise God will have created Adam and Steve.


He gave him a wife a cuddly softie teddy who soon had Adam round her little finger. Never mind the part about deceit. Eve and Adam were a great couple. They set our world on fire. That’s how we got the first set of twins, remember? That’s how we multiply and fill the face of the earth. Without women, the earth will wind up.


Did someone say cloning? Good, that’s a viable alternative, I guess. But I can`t see a man abandoning night out with the boys to make infant formulae and change diapers. Where are they going to carry the babies’ when going for immunization, on their backs or on their chests? Do they have the temperament to sing for a crying three-month-old while driving? How will they cope with the teething period?


Who will show them the different between fake SMA GOLD and the original? How will they tell the adulterated teething powder from the good one? If a politician just got a clone baby and had to go for nocturnal meeting, will he go with the infant or hand it over to an older cloned house boy? Would he do school run and attend PTA meeting? Good luck to daddies of cloned babies...


World without Women share your thought!

Entertainment / Re: Bloggers Introduce Yourselves! by rhodiesworld(f): 10:44pm On Jan 15, 2013
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Celebrities / Rhodiesworld Exclusive: Meet Moses Efret by rhodiesworld(f): 9:11pm On Jan 15, 2013
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RhodiesWorld Exclusive Interview With US-Based Nollywood Star actor…Moses Efret.

RW: One of Nigeria's top super-model with endorsements from big multinationals such as MTN Nigeria, Delta Soap Ambassador (till-date), LG Electronics, several pharmaceutical brands, Banks, Insurance, Nigeria Breweries the list goes on. Then Moses Efret the-nollywood Star with Over 50 movies to your credit and counting and Moses Efret Sensational gospel singer with a hit single video to show for it...*laughs*...how in the world is one individual this multi-talented? Just for the record, I can't remember having our starting question of any star so far this long. How did it all start for you beginning with MODELLING? Thank you for having us...*laugh*

MOSES EFRET: The pleasure is all mine. Yes its true, I started as a model, I had a passion for it, it was paying the bills well and it wasn't time consuming as movies.



RW: Now, for anyone thinking of going into modelling back in Nigeria, seeing your profile will appear very inviting, now I ask, is it that easy in terms of the endorsement coming in? What is the realistic picture they should have?

MOSES EFRET: To be honest with you, it is not easy, I had to go for a lot of castings, where I had to compete with other good looking models. There were times I went for casting and was not picked for the job. The key word in modelling in Nigeria or anywhere in the world is Patience, you must be patient.



RW: How will you relate the endorsement fee paid to models in Nigeria to the same deal and terms of contract in the same industry here in America or any advanced country?

MOSES EFRET: Over here in the States, they don't just pay you off, they pay you one lump sum and still pay royalty for every modelling job, so you be the Judge and tell me which one pays.



RW: Nollywood, how did it all start for you in Nigerian Movie industry?

MOSES EFRET: I joined the industry in 2003, a model friend of mine who happened to be a movie director, by name Aquila Njama, introduced me into the industry. I am not so sure of my first movie. But I know just like every one else, I started with some minor roles. I can`t remember the first movie that I did, but I know in my early days in the industry, I did movies like the Woman in Me, Up to me, Women in Power, Forgive Me, Tears for Blood etc



RW: Which of your movies will you say brought you to lime-light and will you also consider the most challenging?

MOSES EFRET: Well, I will say my first major role, in the movie that brought me to lime-light, will be The Investigator. And it was challenging in a way, because of my character and my personality in the movie as a casanova and killer.



RW: In your opinion, what would love to see changed in the way business of movie making is done in Nigeria?

MOSES EFRET: Well, I will say that we are trying, considering the kind of budget we use in making movies in Nigeria. If I can change anything about the movie business in Nigeria, it would be the poor distribution network and marketing, also the budgeting of our movies, if it is stepped up, we can do better movies.



RW: Moving-on,when any of your fans gets to listen to your hit single video, am sure they will be blown away... You have to explain to them yourself how it all started...

MOSES EFRET: For music, I have been doing music for a while now, from my young age. I have been a music director in my church for so many years so my fans should know.



RW: Am sure they can't wait to have you tell me the link to view your hit single. How many singles have you produced?

MOSES EFRET: I have one for now and I'm working on my album which will be out before the end of 2013. This is the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GJTs1e60rw&sns=fb



RW: All Stars have a lot of things in common, and that is, how do you handle your fans when they try to get your attention without hurting their feelings even when you are not in the mood?

MOSES EFRET: I try to make a smile and give them attention, because there is no Moses Efret without the fans



RW: What will you say is the most exciting privilege you have received for being a known Nollywood star here in the United States

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Romance / How To Kiss by rhodiesworld(f): 11:57pm On Jan 14, 2013
For the aspiring grooms reading this article ,your mission (if you choose to accept it) is to kiss the bride.

Brides - Yours is by far simpler.
1. Stand still and allow the groom to advance towards you.
2. Start to close your eyes as he gets closer (you know its not polite to stare)
3. Co-operate with him by raising your chin up so he gets a better angle to plant the kiss

The bride is also expected to wear lipstick that wont leave a smudge. Hmmm liplocking comes in different styles and techniques, believe me I've seen quite a few display at the altar, they range from mild peck on the cheek to the 1 minute face-off (as in chewing each others faces off) but be it neat or slimy, the kiss between the bride and groom is usually the climax after vows are exchanged and therefore should be made memorable.


The last thing you and your partner want to do is engage in what your wedding guest would describe as a poorly rehearsed nose fight or clash of the forehead.
Its sometimes a wonder how something you do naturally behind closed doors become complicated on the big day.


Feel free to spy on other couples wedding kiss tactics. Keep it short,Keep it sweet.

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Entertainment / Re: Face Of Rhodiesworld Online Photo Contest by rhodiesworld(f): 11:27pm On Jan 14, 2013
ok ije, i will post them on saturday, pls, can you add me up on bbm? 25ae8230.
Entertainment / Face Of Rhodiesworld Online Photo Contest by rhodiesworld(f): 2:32pm On Jan 14, 2013
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Jokes Etc / Re: 5 WAYS 2 Make A MAN HAPPY by rhodiesworld(f): 12:19pm On Jan 14, 2013
this can only work if men will alo make women happy.

5 ways of makung a woman happy
(1)don't ask 4 sex,

(2) Neva ask him 4 sex,

(3) I say 4get abt asking 4 sex,

(4) don't even think abt sex,

(5) Reject wen she ask for it.



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Celebrities / God, Please I Need A Wife - Osita Iheme (pawpaw) by rhodiesworld(f): 12:09pm On Jan 14, 2013
In an exclusive interview with e-expressnigeria.com Osita Iheme famously known as Pawpaw is quietly crying and eagerly searching for a wife and soul mate this New Year. And to prove how serious his search for a life partner is, the Nollywood phenomenon has taken his case to God in supplications.



The Imo State-born entertainer who was raised in Aba, the commercial nerve centre of Abia State, disclosed that he would like to settle down this year with his missing rib.



“But the challenge is that I do not know whom to marry. I’m not really searching per se, of course, I have many female friends and fans. Some of them intimate, but picking the person I will spend the rest of my life with is what is delaying my settling down. God will help me decide soon, because with Him all things are possible.”


On how soon he is expecting to hear from God on the choice of a life partner, Iheme, who still laments the death of his dear father, refused to give details.


“I know I will be getting married someday, it could even be tomorrow, this month or even next month, but what I cannot tell is the very day or date. I have told you everything is in God’s hands and He alone will help me make the right choice. Mind you, he who finds a wife, finds a good thing…”


Is the lucky lady an actress or a member of the Nollywood family? We asked, taking into cognizance the fact that Aki, his acting twin brother picked a wife from the industry.





“I do not know and would not want to disclose anything about my future wife or even give clues. But I have always told you that I can marry an actress. Of course, there are a couple of them in the picture, but I have somebody I confide in always. I do not know if I’m still searching or not because love has been kind to me. God knows that I need a wife and He will surely provide a good one for me.”




Meanwhile, close pals and associates of the wealthy actor who was decorated with the national honour of MFR, last year by President Goodluck Jonathan, are insinuating that he might spin a surprise by unveiling his sweet heart at his forthcoming birthday, which holds on February 20.



Iheme, the last in a family of five, four boys and a girl, rose to prominence with his wondrous role as Pawpaw in the monster hit movie-Aki na Ukwa, in 2002, courtesy of Amayo Uzo Philips. He is currently studying Computer Science at the University of Lagos.


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Celebrities / God, Please I Need A Wife - Osita Iheme (pawpaw) by rhodiesworld(f): 12:01pm On Jan 14, 2013
In an exclusive interview with e-expressnigeria.com Osita Iheme famously known as Pawpaw is quietly crying and eagerly searching for a wife and soul mate this New Year. And to prove how serious his search for a life partner is, the Nollywood phenomenon has taken his case to God in supplications.

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The Imo State-born entertainer who was raised in Aba, the commercial nerve centre of Abia State, disclosed that he would like to settle down this year with his missing rib.



“But the challenge is that I do not know whom to marry. I’m not really searching per se, of course, I have many female friends and fans. Some of them intimate, but picking the person I will spend the rest of my life with is what is delaying my settling down. God will help me decide soon, because with Him all things are possible.”

On how soon he is expecting to hear from God on the choice of a life partner, Iheme, who still laments the death of his dear father, refused to give details.


“I know I will be getting married someday, it could even be tomorrow, this month or even next month, but what I cannot tell is the very day or date. I have told you everything is in God’s hands and He alone will help me make the right choice. Mind you, he who finds a wife, finds a good thing…”


Is the lucky lady an actress or a member of the Nollywood family? We asked, taking into cognizance the fact that Aki, his acting twin brother picked a wife from the industry.





“I do not know and would not want to disclose anything about my future wife or even give clues. But I have always told you that I can marry an actress. Of course, there are a couple of them in the picture, but I have somebody I confide in always. I do not know if I’m still searching or not because love has been kind to me. God knows that I need a wife and He will surely provide a good one for me.”




Meanwhile, close pals and associates of the wealthy actor who was decorated with the national honour of MFR, last year by President Goodluck Jonathan, are insinuating that he might spin a surprise by unveiling his sweet heart at his forthcoming birthday, which holds on February 20.



Iheme, the last in a family of five, four boys and a girl, rose to prominence with his wondrous role as Pawpaw in the monster hit movie-Aki na Ukwa, in 2002, courtesy of Amayo Uzo Philips. He is currently studying Computer Science at the University of Lagos.

Romance / Ladies Talk: ....hi Ladies, Lets Try Something New. by rhodiesworld(f): 9:00am On Jan 14, 2013
Throughout the years, you’ve hoped you would get married to some guy who had promised you that. Some way down the line, you lost him to some ‘low class’ girl as you would call her. This is probably because you didn’t play your game well. So many ladies make the same mistake over and over again

For Instance:

Moving In
You moved in to live with a guy whom you are his girl-friend or fiancée. That’s a NO-NO idea. You never intended moving in, but something led to something and somehow you are already living with him. You now have your box of clothing in your boyfriends’ house.


Sex
Since you are living with him already, he has access to blissful sex with you without any interruption. You are always there for him every time when he needs sex, in fact he likes the way you do it, and you feel proud about it. ‘Wake up girl’


Cooking
He turns you into his cook, you are already feeling like a house wife, cooking all types of delicacies, sometimes he already knows you are a bad cook.


Housekeeping
You wash his clothes, keep his house tidy, and make sure everything is in place. Sweet heart, the point is that you are already a house wife for free. Those are the things wives do to husbands. So why on earth is he going to pay the dowry when he has seen it all?



No wonder some marriages already see its end before it begins. Because the man is feeling so bored, nothing new about the new marriage after all, he has seen it all. Look girl, you don’t owe any man such services who has not paid your dowry. Some of us would have wasted our emotional resources on the wrong guys thereby leaving little or no emotion for the husband himself. Our mothers didn’t follow this new trend, no wonder their marriages then hardly ended in break-up. These days, divorce is now a common word amongst us.



If you are a woman, earn your reputation; don’t allow a man use all in the name of ‘I want to marry you’. If sincerely he wants you and your services, he should pay the price. Yes! You would say ‘but we are courting’, please get to understand what courtship means before you are sentenced to live imprisonment.



If you are living with a man who isn’t your husband, please relocate! Ladies, look for something doing, empower yourself, have a life and you will attract decent guys.



Men like to chase, so keep them guessing what`s inside the inner you. The more you keep him guessing, the more you will have him want you even more and won’t want another man out-smart him. They like competition and guess what he might be saying in his mind... I need to marry this chic before another man takes over. As a matter of fact, I will advise you to channel all the energy of planning on how to move in with him to making yourself look sweet, trendy and sexy all the time and take his imagination to the higher ‘heaven’. Trust me ladies, the moment you feel you have to move in with him is actually when you make his job easy and men don’t like cheap women. Study shows that your bride-price could be paid faster if you can just keep a man chasing and guessing a little longer...and when the deal is finally done, I very strongly advice that you never stop looking sexy, trendy and well behave. Men are attracted to what they see with their eyes more than what you say with your mouth.



See this, don’t we ladies notice that, when you are faced with two guys you believe are interested in you and one of them seems to be calling and checking on you and sometime pay you a visit more than you really like, buy you expensive gifts and take you to luxury restaurants and in most cases say I love you to you more than you really want to hear, and at the end you just start getting bored with him because he is making himself too available for you and guess who you really like and want to be with? The other guy that you haven`t really seen much of... So, if you are doing what the guy in this illustration is doing, you will now agree with me that men love chasing and moving in with him is a big NO-NO...after all we ladies do enjoy the chase ourselves sometimes, how much more men!



So look good always for your man and see you next time on LADIES TALK…

Source: http://www.rhodiesworld.com/index.php/thoughts/item/413-ladies-talk
By: Rhoda Nduaesa

Health / Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Become A Doctor? by rhodiesworld(f): 10:44pm On Jan 12, 2013
I celebrate doctors, but i don't think i can marry a doctor. www.rhodiesworld.com

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