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Phones / Re: Infinix Hot 3 (X554) Official Discussion Thread by rhoseti1(m): 5:07am On May 10, 2016
Pls, how much did you get it
Sports / Re: Good Nigerians Rescue Rashidi Yekini's Mother by rhoseti1(m): 6:03am On May 08, 2016
Na wa oo,which way nigeria?
Crime / Peoples Home Being Demolish At Ilepa,onihale And Pakoto(ifo Local Govt) by rhoseti1(m): 6:52pm On Sep 03, 2015
am really finding this hard to believe, I was one of the many people that was privileged to witness this obnoxious act. I am really confused about who I am supposed to blame,its really hard to imagine how people spend their life savings trying to build themselves an apartment so as to be free from the pains that comes with renting an apartment only for our so called government to come and claim ownership of this properties.its absurd! This is the situation currently at ilepa,pakoto and onihale(ifo local govt); as I am typing this, people's home are being demolished at the above locations, this people have been living here for a very long time, how come government never claimed ownership of this properties before now. This is so absurd,I think the government should set up an organization that helps people confirm the plot they are about to purchase is illegitimate. I couldn't watch this horrible showdown,some families didn't even get the chance to move their valuables out of this buildings before it was demolished. The last time I checked,we run a democratic nation which I believe is supposed to be the government for the people and not the other way round.Is this the CHANGE we voted? rendering your own people homeless...That's so heartless. If only there was something I could do to help this victims, please know that the entire ifo local govt is thinking about you,and there is boundless love and prayer being offered to your families.....rhoseti loves you and prays you get over this asap.

Education / FUNAAB Sug President Impeached by rhoseti1(m): 1:24pm On Aug 22, 2015
BREAKING NEWS: Hollar Hollar(Funaabsu President) has been impeached as the president of the SUG. The decision was made tonight at the floor of the the Students representative assembly (SRA). The motion for the impeachment was raised by the house for gross misconduct and mismanagement of funds. 30 honourables voted, 15 voted for impeachment while 13 voted against, with 2 void votes.
Jokes Etc / My Examination Hall Experience by rhoseti1(m): 10:01am On Aug 22, 2015
As I bounced entered d Exam hall,I had just one prayer on my mind which is God pls let me sit near a person that knows book,cos d stupid boy i told to send me the answers on my phone looks lyk who doesn't have sense.God finaly answered my prayer,d girl dat i sat with was an Albino &she wore eyeglass dat has rope,so i knew for sure dat she know book wella.As d paper started,dis girl started to misbehave o.She was just covering her answer,but me as a sharp guy,i was spying d answer from 1 deadly angle.when it remain just 5 minutes to go,this girl caught me copyin her &started shouting @ me,but i just i ignored her,since i had almost copied finish.d next thing that i heard was my phone's message tune.This guy has finally sent d answer,i sighed & then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet. I then tore d 1 dat i copied frm d albino girl &used the paper to stone Her.I kept d fresh booklet on top my table & used 1 style to open d message,i saw "To download GBESE by Lil Kesh, text 48 to 4900 - From Mtn".

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Education / Re: Federal University Of Agriculture,Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2015/2016 Admission. by rhoseti1(m): 9:15pm On Aug 21, 2015
pls when will the admission status be released?
Celebrities / Re: Sean Tizzle Is Dating Otedola's Daughter (dj Cuppy# Photos by rhoseti1(m): 11:10am On Aug 17, 2015
this doesn't prove they are dating
Crime / Re: Is The Money Vomited By People Used For Ritual From CBN? by rhoseti1(m): 4:29pm On Aug 09, 2015
DDeliverer:
all dose ritual things na lie...
can someone tell this dude money ritual is real
Crime / Re: Is The Money Vomited By People Used For Ritual From CBN? by rhoseti1(m): 3:52pm On Aug 09, 2015
ramdris:
So u wan tell me say u no know say devil get his own minting company? Stay dia!
lol...u go be ritualist self oo....for you to get this vital info.. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (0 - 2) On 9th August 2015 by rhoseti1(m): 3:48pm On Aug 09, 2015
Ojestas:
AFC Bournemouth topped the table.
. whatever, the fact remains arsenal moved from top to buttom grin
Ojestas:
AFC Bournemouth topped the table.
. whatever, the fact remains arsenal moved from top to buttom
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (0 - 2) On 9th August 2015 by rhoseti1(m): 3:13pm On Aug 09, 2015
as at day b4 yesterday...na arsenal dey top table,but today at the button of the table.....may our life never turn out this way.....can I hear u shout a thunderous AMEN

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Crime / Is The Money Vomited By People Used For Ritual From CBN? by rhoseti1(m): 3:06pm On Aug 09, 2015
I seriously need to know this?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Recruitment At Portland Paints & Products Nigeria Plc by rhoseti1(m): 10:14am On Aug 05, 2015
they already have the list of people they want to employ.....just making this public to make it look like they create job opportunities...don't waste your time applying
Religion / Re: Stephanie Rose: I Would Rather Burn In Hell Than Worship A Monster Called God by rhoseti1(m): 7:44pm On Aug 04, 2015
all of you are here judging, am sure u guys forgot the same hell provided for her is the same provided for people that judge, lie,steal,smoke,drink,abort,fornicate and commit adultery.....am sure nobody here is innocent of all of the above listed including myself..... everybody own they their body...lol
Celebrities / Re: Female Student Expelled For Posting Her Nu'de Photos Online, See The Photos by rhoseti1(m): 9:54am On Jul 24, 2015
cryshe is clad in gold pant and pink bra....y did u say nude?expected something more attractive :'
Education / Re: Attitude Of Nigerian Fathers Towards Their Children In The Universities by rhoseti1(m): 7:35pm On Jul 23, 2015
raayah:
We need access to student loans in this country. Most student loans abroad cover tuition, housing and feeding.

It sucks that people who want to succeed in Nigeria are hit with many obstacles.

Op , I empathize with you.
seconded
Education / Re: Attitude Of Nigerian Fathers Towards Their Children In The Universities by rhoseti1(m): 7:34pm On Jul 23, 2015
BABAAGBALABA:
I
is this one a new way of booking space..lol
Events / Re: Must See Pre- Wedding Shoot Of A Nairalander(see Pics) by rhoseti1(m): 7:31pm On Jul 23, 2015
aameyah:
Love her dimple
u love her dimple,I love her teeth grin
aameyah:
Love her dimple
u love her dimple,I love her teeth

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Education / Attitude Of Nigerian Fathers Towards Their Children In The Universities by rhoseti1(m): 6:03pm On Jul 23, 2015
Honestly,i am fed up with the with the way our parents treats their children in higher education, most especially the parents that were not privileged to attend one.


I can still remember vividly how my dad use to promise heaven and earth if I could gain admission into the university.
Fortunately for me I passed all my exams and got admitted into UNAAB.


First year, money was flowing, I was living an average normal life, at least I didn't beg to survive, I buy my manuals and handouts on time and can even buy for a friend that is cash trapped.

2nd year, first semester was still the same even though i now have to remind them unlike the way I get alert and just call to thank them,second semester, I started to notice they expect me to manage #5000 for a month,if I complain, they will compare me with a family Friend's son schooling abroad and has never called home to ask for a penny.
For crying out loud, Nigeria and u.k or whatever country the boy is schooling is not and and can never be the same(my opinion).


As a Nigerian student,we all know how impossible it is to have a part-time job and attend lectures at the same time, na one u go choose(unaabites understand better).




3rd year, they will be like you are matured enough to understand the situation of things much more than your younger ones, we have to pay up their school and bla bla bla.....bleep understanding! Bleep maturity!!

Were they not paying their school fees during my 100level days when I was still getting 3k per week.



I am pretty sure they didn't go broke as they all use to claim, they just use to have these feelings that we are grown enough to start fending for ourselves.



To cut this short, PARENTS u need to start seeing things from our own point of view, you all want us to understand you without you trying to understand us first, If not for the fear of God, we would definitely have engaged ourselves in so many evil things u warned us against.


Judging from way we are treated, God knows the amount of yahoo boys and runs girls that would have been in Nigeria today if not for understanding and perseverance.....we really wish you know how hard it is out here...still on still....WE LOVE YOU


Greatest Nigerian students! I hope I av spoken the mind of many of us

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Education / Attitude Of Nigerian Fathers Towards Their Children In The Universities by rhoseti1(m): 5:52pm On Jul 23, 2015
why is it like this?
Crime / Re: 17-yr-old Boy Defiles His Younger Sister And Neighbour’s Daughter by rhoseti1(m): 12:58pm On Jul 23, 2015
ashawo is just #500 for crying out loud....if you are sex starved, they are ever willing to satisfy your urge...let today be the first and last time I will read about rape here >:
TV/Movies / Re: List Of Winners At The MTV 2015 Awards by rhoseti1(m): 11:26pm On Jul 18, 2015
homesteady:


Godwin is obviously a bigger hit than Katpot and oya baby make you shake am oh!
the fact that you prefer godwin to chop am or katapot doesn't make it a bigger hit......its very very obvious reekado is better than korede

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TV/Movies / Re: List Of Winners At The MTV 2015 Awards by rhoseti1(m): 11:08pm On Jul 18, 2015
homesteady:


The matter surprise me oh gringrin
He has not even released any hit as big as Godwin, and he is already forming rubbish big boy grin
where duyu live?or probably u don't have a radio set...how can you say banks doesn't av any song as hit as Godwin? lol...
TV/Movies / Re: List Of Winners At The MTV 2015 Awards by rhoseti1(m): 10:56pm On Jul 18, 2015
aw far now MAMA?,why olamide & burnaboi no go win anytin,they are just underrated,MTV awards is bullshit joor....#teamybnl
Sports / Man United has finally landed SergioRamos at old trafford by rhoseti1(m): 10:38am On Jun 24, 2015
For a price yet to be disclosed...see. Pictures

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Literature / Re: INSEPARABLE - A Story About Friendship by rhoseti1(m): 11:06am On Jun 11, 2015
Now dat I dont know who to Suspect any longer,the new suspect is.










Oyinprince.....lol,keep d updates Cumin bro

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TV/Movies / Re: What's The Best Movie You've Watched This 2015??? by rhoseti1(m): 12:39am On May 30, 2015
50 shades of grey
Literature / Re: Extra year in secondary secondary school by rhoseti1(m): 9:06pm On May 19, 2015
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'Good morning', i said to the cafe attendant, 'how can i help you' he replied,i looked around the whole cafe hall,it was crowded with students that also came to check their waec result,before i could say WAEC,a girl slid from her seat to the floor, 'water ooo,water ooo' the cafe attendant screamed at the top of his voice,everybody had already gathered around her,i managed to check the computer screen in front of the girl to see what could have triggered her unconsciousness,una wan know wetin i see? she had f9 parralel except for yoruba where she had c6,i opened my mouth lyk i wanted to swallow something,before i could say 'buhari' gboaaaaaaa!,water was dripping from my cloth,the idiot that went to fetch water slipped and emptied the container of water on me, 'na me faint abi u know see who faint for ground' ,i screamed, 'hahahahahahaa' hopezy was laughing hard at me,shame swallowed me up,the unconscious girl coughed back to life and everybody's attention was shifted away from me; 'nobody dey check result again for here before una go come die finish for my shop' the cafe attendant announced, 'abi God wan punish you,after dem don baff me finish with water,you no go come still check my result for me' i almost said but i dare not say it because the guy in question looks like an olympic medalist in weight lifting. We walked down to another cybercafe,instead of buying browsing time, we decided to give the cafe attendant our details to help us check the result on his system and also print it,he asked if we have our scratch card,i replied saying i have mine with me but my friend here has the money with him,he handed hopezy a scratch card and collected his money,he decided to check mine first since i have my card scratched,my heart started beating at the rate of 5beats per seconds as he kept punching the keys on his keyboard,'i am done you can pick it there', the cafe attendant said pointing at the printer opposite him,i moved towards the printer,my legs began to fail so i told hopezy to help me get it,'o boy na 2credit u get oo' he said, i thought it was one of his jokes,so i moved closer to him and collected the piece of paper containing my hope of becoming a university student that year.

I came,i saw but i didnt conquer because what hopezy told me was nothing but the truth,his result was printed almost immediately and he had good grades.

I felt very weak as i walked back home, i was replaying the events of the previous three hours in my head,i was also thinking of how to present this kind of result at home.



*******2 weeks later*****
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by rhoseti1(m): 4:38pm On May 18, 2015
I vote subbied cc nljega
Health / Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by rhoseti1(m): 2:28pm On May 18, 2015
Funlord and booqee.....you guyz should stop these naw and lets enjoy this thread,if we add both of una age naw,i sure say una go senior buhari..,,and the both of u will make a great couple..lol

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Health / Re: Ladies; 6 Reasons Why You May Feel Pain In Your Vagina by rhoseti1(m): 2:09pm On May 18, 2015
CoCoLav:
Hell no to number 4
I can't marry a guy who will give me such problems
He has to reduce it before marriage. embarassed
sincerely,i am hearing this for the first time,are u expecting him to cut it,na punany go expand compliment the size of the joystick....LOLest,no kill me with laff abeg cocolav

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