₦airaland Forum

Dongorgon5:
You love d jam, but its not dope.
Bros you funny

Paayne:
Lol. That's d onLy Language d the stupid bIIItch Understands...

Yo! Lhood
Moh'FuuCckah, Dat Sheet was For You, B iii iiii iiiiiiiish

Hydrog3n:
By you quoting him,what exactly do you think you've done?

Paayne:
Straight up!
Payne..!
(MorhDa...!!)


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Shots @ One stupid BiiitchNegro





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Yo! He shouldn't have said a thing, he should have just kept his Fawk'n Mouth Shut.../
Buh He Did, nd now he z dared a king, m out to get his bloody ass f*cked.../
B iitch, who duh f*ck is You, to step on a big man's toe wif your crippled baby legs.../
While I'm out here moving mountains for myself, F**kers Like him ain't even moved a single baby step....yet/

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Moh'F*ckAh!!


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Ah was minding ma own, buh then you had to throw a shot.../
Like serzzLy?! Moh'f*ckAh?
Buh guess what.../
Ah got shots too, so ya silly selfies won't be enough.../
Better yet, go get a selfie stick, nd shove dat sh*t up yo butt.../
Go f**k yourself, niggur ah don't give a F*ck.../

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Moh'fu*kingD*ckRidingB*tchNegro....))


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You f**k wif me, you FU*CkING wif Death...Nigguh/
Cos ah don't got no respect for Brothers In skirts...Nigguh/
You z just a waste of space, Like duh Verse
You tried to defend...Nigguh/
Even duh BJ(s) you offer, no dey ja owo mo , so you bouta be f*ccking retrenched...Nigguh/

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MEANING?



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Your Services are no longer needed here...B iitch/
Get duh F**k outta here or get F**ck'd outta here...Biiiiiiitch/
And ah got these verse Like duh New Testament...B iitch/
Ah got his asss so F*cked wif Dat Selfie stick, duh Biish Negro ain't dropping Sh****t...!/

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Keep Riding, Nigguh...Ride till Your Tiny Little ass BLeeds.../
Cos ah got no time for this, moh'f*ckah.. so
If you got beef, drop beef..!
Buh You z a Stan, B iitch.../
Used to be at d top, Buh then You 'ran Down quickLy' Like BLackberry Batteries.../
Biiiiiiiiiish!!!


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Who duh F*Ck Is You? Ughn!!
Calling my verses, funny...ah bet Your Lame ass should be crying now.../
All ma Punches making d Contact so QuickLy Like I'm Speed DiaLing Ya.../
Nigguh! F*ck wah you Repping nd F*Ck wah You ALL about.../
Nigguh, I'm bout dat Luis Hamilton Mode when ah move out to kill,
I'm talking real Speed, Nigguh
You Just dey form Usain BOLT on Top Your Mouth.../
Like Dat Sh******t z gon Help Yo.../

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Lol.



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(Hysterical cacophony...)
Fading Beat.....
I'm Out.

Dongorgon5:
Ycee panda (cover) is dope!!!
Ya'll should watchout for that boy

mikuz:
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Stop tryna act like you glow/ cos you re a cow who only shines at playing cards and ludo/
Claiming it took me weeks for my answer to show/
But on FFR, every old gaffer should know/ that regardless of how long it takes to brandish my flows/ I'll always be a-head of this "NAMA like Nnamdi Udoh!!/

That's cos I'm a born legend/ like John Lennon/ plus my kingly status got you boys dreading/
That's why his just vexing/ cos the wack lines he's connecting/ won't get him anywhere near the title . . like a sub-heading!/

His dad gives him pocket money doesn't make him so intriguing/
Small boy, his parents won't let him hustle cos the workload ll kill him/
Got 'alot my plate', so this hopeless minion/ should give respect to a nigga who buys his own clothes and linens/
And if he also claims alot is on his plate, then this fool is overfeeding!/

Someone should give this fool a job/
While he spends the whole day online, posting trash on useless blogs/
I know niggas his age running streets and pushing mobs/
It's high time this nigga goes silent, cos I'm pulling glocks, till I shut him down like Uniport!/

Back and forth? Go read my freestyles with ThePrekky/
Against Ibime my punchlines were heavy/
And when I faced illscripts my writing was deadly/
So fail to let sleeping dawgs lie, when The force Awakens . . It wont be be Star Wars as I let you die by the dezzie!/

You never making it here/ ya wack lines don't instigate us to cheer/
Achebe ll blast you from the top and put your fam in a state of despair/ soon as I place the can above his head like I'm spraying his hair!/

I blaze for fun/ when I invade your comp/
Strike ya dad, as I impale your mum/
And ya sis won't be left as I aim the pump/ shoot till I make her a Gone Girl[/ . . like [i]Amy Dunne!

You get haunted like Alex Mahone/
For dissing ma pix,when it's invariably known/ that he looks like a malnourished crone/ with the face of a baboon have a fractured cheekbone/
He's so ugly, that he never takes selfies, cos he won't still won't snap himself . . If he started cracking his bones!/

amicable09:
Wow! That's the beauty of your kind of job. I really should consider falling in love with an electrical engineer *smiles.

Congratulations, more of such kind will come.

amicable09:
Lol. Jaz, I will speak when you have finished speaking, Naughty Ya!

Hi Rhymz, I love how you get your hands dirty... lol... in a good way. I'll share your photos so others on my followership train can see what you do and invite you for jobs. You know I don't have a house yet but Uboma does *winks (Jaz don't hit your head on the wall o...lol)

Then uhm, follow the advice given by Jaz, twill help you too.

Jazmiynne:
Coool he is a hands-on guy.
Oh that's nice..
How about preference on job location?
Pardon my asking too... Do you have any other qualifications like OND, HND, B.Sc or the likes at the moment?
And you should consider following debbie and eremy (it you haven't already done so)

amicable09 has something to say

amicable09:
Yippee!
I hope when the day is finally over you will thrill us with testimony that will tickle our cheeks *smiles.

Let the rest of the day be smooth for you. Later...

Jazmiynne:
Well I do have connections..... in heaven
On another note though, what are your real qualifications, dropping them here might be the very connection you need. Big bosses like the RealAdonye, LastMumu, Davide470, may do something....

And sometimes good advice is a connection in itself - that I can contribute in

Jazmiynne:
We know ourselves by ourselves, don't we wizard?

Jazmiynne:
Lol hahahahahaa when they do we'd be sure to contact you
Thanks plenty

Jazmiynne:
Lol you want to officiate the beating abi... It won't work for you ooooooo... Our friend has forgiven us

FlawlessKAYvenom:
Bars weak as fuk, words are like blasphemy
only call yourself a god to make an excuse to come
after me
i dont bite lyrics, but ill bite you with these raptor
teeth
tear you to shread all for your lack of mastery
your a travesty, but now im bout to make you a
punchline
go home before i make it my lunch time
10:30 in the morning and im makin it crunch time
scoop you up and eat you like raisin bran im the
sunshine
Two scoop bitches I only need nine
Get ur own knowledge cuz m too good to share mine

amicable09:
Good morning room.

Go out well and return better.
Happy Wednesday joblanders.

Jazmiynne:
Lolz... Seriously I told Amy o. It's all her fault! I saw it and jejely passed by before, but she drew me back.

Anyways to our new friend... I hope when you come you would embrace us, Infact I'm sure you would.( #hugs our new friend in advance ) Really, LastMumu this our friend won't take offence, just watch and see.

And just in case he/she refuses to take our dry humour in good heart, we know we can count on you. The duo of Amy and I are worth more than the slight beating it might cost you (even if 4 more teeth might fall off) Oh and don't worry, you won't be alone fighting for us, we do know how to gather a crowd in our support

Moyarh:
Sir, as much as you're trying to sell... whatever you're selling, please try not to mislead people.
And there is nothing like "education age". Education can never pass away, its a continuous process of learning. Our "Academic curriculums" may be outdated but Education is a process that has no end.

amicable09:
Hi!
Are you a young graduate? Welcome to JV chatroom.

Jumbledwords:
LOL e be like say you want make them create thread for us shey

Oyind17:
I don't have problem with the Igbos, stop assuming what you don't know, okay? Most of my friends are Igbos please stop all this nonsense about hating Igbos cos I don't hate them. this is becoming annoying cos I don't hate whom God has created who am I to hate them.

Oyind17:
Serious with what