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Gud morning world, gud morning Africa, gud morning Nigeria, gud morning nairalanders n more especially, gud morning joblanders!! #DBest

Lero15:
Lol. No, not me.

Ok o, no do make amicable no come de c u as drunkerd o!!

danbrowndmf:
you nor get sense.

Lolz!! I gree..

LastMumu:
Do which kind thing?

follow woman 4 yansh na..

danbrowndmf:
Eblike say u dy mad. I never tell u for house before.

Oboi I c mimzy 4 ma dream o.. Na she win am o..#Believe

LastMumu:
Tufiakwa! Over my living body! You want that old witch to poison me with love potion, so that I would start following her about like he-goat?

Don't play this kinda play with again biko.

ogbeni relax, no de pretend like say u no de do dat kind thing. No b u b LastMumu again? U go follow her put jara.. (No hard feelings o, na joke I de o)

Lero15:
I'm a temptation??

This man is still on kain kain

Tar!! Even ma grand papa no de even like 2 perceive d odour talk more of him grand son.. Oboi no tell me say u de sniff dat stuff o..

yorex2011:
Bros i salute you o, chinos and polo take dey climb nepa pole,
Na you biko!!

lolz!! Waything I 4 use climb am nw, I no b nepa official now? Or u de fear say light go shock me?

karleone:
Shey you go fit connect my house to Kainji dam directly? Dis "no light" and "no fuel" wahala de make me reason otherwise dese days o


















If person see where I write no fuel, e go come de wonder which kain mob and gen wey I get for house...wen chinkili fuel lamp I no even get

lolzz!! 4 sure I go fit but d big question b say, u go fit withstand am at all? I swear I no go collect money 4rm u. If u go fit withstand am..

Oya, contact me 4 ur electrification of all kind(domestic/industrial) via
Twitter: @RhymzyDmf
FaceBook: RhymzyDmf
Email: Rhymziedmf@gmail.com
Whatsapp: +2348179703396.... I reside in PH buh I do inter-state jobs. #Tnx

Jizz!! Ola dips"BOUNCE"dope shit..

Laveda:
Very well hunni

Please support #Team Lanicky for miss NL 2016

if I hear; who is lanicky, who she serve n who. She epp??

amicable09:
Lol.
We dey here na, dey watch!

Ya ya, abeg make uner watch well o, make uner help notice any jiga like person abeg bkos dem go plenty dat day..
Mimzy!! Mimzy!!! Mimzy!!!!

Lero15:
You be like...
In Psquare's voice

"THIS NA TEMPTATION, WITH A LITTLE CONFUSION''

hehehehe


Pele

Lolz tnk God u know ur a temptation.. .. Dat apart, hw u doing?

Hydrog3n:
Hope you didn't take it personal. You have to understand that the weed some niggas are taking hasn't been discovered yet

lolz!!

LastMumu:
Who is Mimzy, what does she do for a living and why the _fuck should we be concerned about her?

kai! Bible no lie at all o.. If dey can hate on Jesus christ n even crucified him while he was perfect, who den is mimzy, y won't she gat haterz? Well oga lastmumu, mimzy is mimzy, she does wat she does 4 a living n we should be concerned about her bkos she is mimzy, one of d contestant of miss nairaland.. #Tnx

amicable09:
Lol.
Did you wake up well at all?

Wakey Wakey!!!!
It's morning dreamy Rhymz... lol

c dem, anti-mimzy.. Well I woke up 4rm d best n sweetest side of ma bed. E go fly uner like rocket..
#Mimzy2day
#Mimzy2moro
#Mimzy4eva

mimzy:
Ayam here o.. Kikikiki
#TrendMimzy #TeamMimzy.

I see u miss, 9ce pipoo don't hide..

mimzy:
Ayam here o.. Kikikiki
#TrendMimzy #TeamMimzy.

I see u miss, 9ce pipoo don't hide..

Smellymouth:
Yes boss!! Party non stop!!

Lolz!! Omo no tell me say u know d matter pass me o..

mimzy:
You are far too kind bro. This goes a long way.. I really appreciate your interest and support
#MimzyAllTheWay...
Kindly support mimzy for Miss NL 2016..

Cc: smellymouth ,muva , iamlegend1

WGraciax

Worry not my miss ur famz gat ur back..

Smellymouth:
Chai!! Even our supporters don reach here?

Team mimzy ti take over..

My brova,NA MAN you be..

SaiMimzy

***DJ, Oya Jam me UP***

Omo we de eyyrwher ooo!! No worry we go soon departy hard after we hear result dat final day!!!

Gud morning joblanders, guess ur 9t was calm? Pls how can one get to c dis mimzy of a lady cos I will like 2 cast ma vote 2her in person? Kai!!
#TimMimzy
#MimzyAllDWay!!

Morning fellaz, guess ur 9t was calm? Pls who knows where one can easily c dis lady called"MIMZY" cos I want 2 personaly cast ma vote 2her one on one.. Kai!! Na wah ooo!
#TimMimzyAllDWay

Tallysmallz:

Yaga!

Gud morning fellas, hope, ya'all had a well 9t rest? Wishing ya'all a blissful day ahead.

Tallysmallz:
Alright, thank you! @Hydrogen.

Test one... Two... Three...



Hey dont underate this lass/
who for so long is been studying the game, no class/
.....i mean ya'all got a phobia for nasty thoughts, i'm here to give a good head, like a babe giving BJs to a chap/!
So they call it flow for rank, i call it tit for tat/
Mess with me and get your life blown with a bullets from my gats/!
Tally so fly, Ya all niggas sky-diving/
Your swag's wack mehn/
Taking alapkomeji's shoeless pics is the only way ya get a nice outfit/!

Impressive nigga!! 9ce1

66Kazna99:
... Still doing gangster rap?... In the 21st century? I dunno who's worse, you or Drake? Neanderthal.

Lolz!!

Ma rap burns straight(dope)so. While I was away de did miss ma raps(dope)/
Dey claim 2b ma street mates cos ground done level/
Dey never knew it will b like dis wen ground was ramps/

Dese niggers are like cow, u always c dem looking for greens/
Buh am like a football, dey always watch me roll with greens/
Am aware dey came b4 me so am forever humble/
Buh am taking over dem like we vehicle/

Am handsome n dats d main reason ur GF put me ahead/
Each time I approach her she bend low lyk wen a cockapproaches a hen/
Knowing her was never a mistake/
Now am about 2give her all ave gat saying"miss take"/

Like a sickness being tackled with d best of medications, am running out of patience(patient)/
So bring d grammy quick oga I no worn hear ur statements/
Am not a police man at aaaaaaaaal i no need ur statements. #Wudat!!

Paayne:
Not you bros. Are you Lhood?

may b..

eremy:
Electrical engineer with 5yrs experience needed. Forward cv to tchrecruitments@gmail.com

lyk, is it 4 real? Dohe ave done dat already.

I greet all of uner wen de d house 4 inside dis sunny morning o.. I know say so many still de on bed n so many don walker comot 4 bed; Oya dose wen still de bed make we try helep tell baba God thak u b4 we walker comot 4 our bed o n dose of us wen don comot 4 bed already, make we also do desame thing bkos e no easy at all at all 4us to wake up come c dis day o.. 4 dose of us wen de work, as we comot go work 2day i pray say baba God go bless d works of our hand in jesus name..AMEN (Uner gud morning 4 inside dis morning oo!!)