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NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 5:34pm On Jun 29, 2015
Stancity:
You saw her somewhere & asked to meet her and she stopped for you.


You asked for her name she told you.


You asked for her phone number, she gave you the real one, and her BB pin.


You asked for her friendship she gave you care, presence & listening ear.


You asked for intimacy & she gave you her body .


You asked for her loyalty she gave you all of her heart, spirit, & soul.


You asked her to live with you & she married you.


You asked for a legacy she gave you Children.


You asked for her help & she raised your Children.


You asked to be loved, she cooked for you, dressed & warmed your bed, advised you & prayed for you.



In all this time she asked for just one thing;
"PLEASE DON'T HURT ME"
but just then, you treated her bad, mocked her, took her for granted and even tending to DIVORCE her.

At this point, even God himself will find it difficult to forgive you.
Don't play your woman like Football,
Because if You do, another guy will catch her like a Goalkeeper, trust me,
You will regret watching de highlights.
Please Be careful. Live responsibly.
If you find a good woman please don't hurt her.
—Same goes to Ladies!

RMFUNKY,, I Stancity promise to Love you for EVER!!!
awwwwww its xoxo inspiring I love you Stancity to the moon and back..muaaaaaaaah
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 1:13pm On Jun 29, 2015
iykebest1:
Hi my e-goons!! How I yaff missed u guys.. Those mods served me a lengthy ban ( pls don't ask what my offense was). My absence was unintentional. Hence the need for me to move on. Hugs to my guys again.
Stancity.
Babatawa.
thespark.
2el.
Gazaliah.
Shawwa1.
Idee99.
Haywire1.
Hilsocial.
Majidyusuf.
Horladmeji.
Physika.
Sambest2.
Ayima.
Ayima again. Lol (u deserve two mentions).
.
To my babes,oya chop another kiss.
Chikodili345.
Haliluck.
Beamborla
deracathy.
Jemimaa01.
rmfunky.
Goldenone.
AndreRose.
Annybens (did I get it right?).
Prettyface.
Ellagoldy.
Marvel something something.

If I didn't mention u,forgive me. I'm still working on my memory. Not forgetting whoever that banned me ,your father.
thanks dear chop kiss kiss
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 12:56pm On Jun 29, 2015
babatawa:
cc stancity
hmmmmm babatawa dem nor dey joke with you? GO jor tatafo tongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 12:39pm On Jun 29, 2015
babatawa:
you think?

you got no idea hw much he likes u

dude would practically swallow volcanoe for you
lolz like seriously would love to see that tongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 11:15am On Jun 29, 2015
Stancity:
Cc: rmfunky
thanks dear appreciate kiss
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 10:58am On Jun 29, 2015
haywire1:
PDP - People Deceiving People, keep deceiving stancity till u read on NL Frontpage "A nairalander (stancity) committed suicide over another nairalander (rmfunky)"

I go be d first to comment grin grin grin

#
hmmmmm another enemy of our undying love chai is wa oooooo please you guys should leave us alone! I think we need to elope Stancity what do you think?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 10:43am On Jun 29, 2015
babatawa:
hehe God catch you

remember what i told you wink
no let me rephrase your statement it should be God don catch you OMG what have you been telling him? Don't worry honey babatawa is just an enemy tongue of our undying love kiss
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 10:38am On Jun 29, 2015
Stancity:
Rmfunky has decided to hibernate.... Am worried undecided
don't be boo am here not going anywhere without you kiss
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 10:24am On Jun 29, 2015
babatawa:
[b]This for all the wonderful and pretty ladies in the house cheesy

Haliluck omo to dun sepe sepe figure 9 cheesy, still waitin for ur text sad

jemimaa01 ma cutiefull puff puff faced ex cheesy, hws the bead thin goin and hope you've verified you jamb ish

rmfunky cheesy ur smile just dey give nepa to this thread, the only woman that can make stancity slap his old man cheesy

hadassaeke marie Curie of naija cheesy i need you to tell me something about quantum tunnelling huh

Annybens1993 cheesy fine geh, naso u no gree for horladmejy sotey him vex go hang himself.. so not cool

Beamborla Omo ekiti, wa kin gbe e lo ba maami now

chikaodili345 missed me? huh

Ellagoldy we dont really talk much buh i must admit ur eyes re charmin

Emlina where da hell have you bin hidin?

dera dera (deracathy) you no still gree gimme ur fcbk ID shey continu sad

MarvelMama my new professional colleague, we go enter dark room go do some franhouffer things wink cheesy

Goldenone, dolafunmi una go just dey observe

sugercoatted make fastin finish make i taste wether u dey really sugarcoatted wink

and Happie sunday to y'all
timetable is just a coupla days from us cheesy

600[/b]
awwwwww am blushing but you are so wrong about the latter
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 2:50am On Jun 20, 2015
Stancity:
Dedicated to my baby gal rmfunky cool

AND ALSO TO MY Counter Terrorism Squad!!!


Physika

Hilsocial

Ayima

2el

Majidusuf

Babatawa

Gazaliah

iykebesbt1

thespark

Aare2050 [my e-boy]

horladmejy

miccoy

starlight101

ETC
thanks boo kiss
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 2:49am On Jun 20, 2015
Stancity:
Yeah all is well as usual, but what we need to discuss is very important.. it has to do with BRIDE-PRICE.. Time is running out cus ur EX that just resurfaced is a threat cool
lol hahahahahahahah you shouldn't be bothered about him and the issue of bride price would be addressed soonest okay darling!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 6:06am On Jun 18, 2015
Stancity:
rmfunky.. We need to talk
morning sweetie hope all is well? Cox I don't like that tone all the same am all ears!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 3:17pm On Jun 17, 2015
Nigerdeltaboi:
am gud o,waz popin
nothing much just keeping in touch
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 11:39am On Jun 16, 2015
Nigerdeltaboi:
hmmmm cool
my love how you doing I miss you o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 10:50am On Jun 16, 2015
noordean:
so nigerdeltaboi is now an ex?
hmmmmm I didn't say that o but since you said it isorite
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 10:46am On Jun 16, 2015
Mnewton:
stancity i see you... Rmfunky ........if i catch you...after you chop my money finish you wan dump me ba?
which money please don't spoil my mouth with the food I didn't taste o
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 6:12am On Jun 16, 2015
This plot is dedicated to my one and only stancity(love of my life) and to all B15 PCM's May God keep us alive to partake of the call up letters and beyond(the exercise ahead). Do have a lovely day fellas!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 6:05am On Jun 16, 2015
erisegun:
did u just call me a home breaker? PMB must hear abt dis
nothing scares that Man(PMB) anymore Nigeria has more shocking news than this tongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 6:01am On Jun 16, 2015
Stancity:
embarassed embarassed


Dnt mind the man jare.. Let me handle him.
handle kwa erisegun I pirry you tongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 5:59am On Jun 16, 2015
Stancity:
Amen dearie, promise to make you happy and you wont lack anything by God's grace.
thanks honeykiss erisegun(homebreaker) did you hear thattongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 5:54am On Jun 16, 2015
Stancity:
Thou my soul can now relax.. Thanks dear.. I gv u my trust..
awwwwww so sweet you welcome dear and I promise not misusewink it
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 5:47am On Jun 16, 2015
miccoy:
Mehn! The resemblance is too much. Although, I still doubt it...but, if she sees you eh....
hmmmmm
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 10:54pm On Jun 15, 2015
erisegun:
undecided
getaway you home breaker tongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 10:50pm On Jun 15, 2015
Stancity:
How could youhuh


You have succeeded in grinding my heart just like a powder...


Thank you so much..
honey pie its not what you think just a christian peck on the hand sef erisegun is a bad influence darling please believe me
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 10:42pm On Jun 15, 2015
erisegun:
wat!!!!!! shocked



*faints*
wake him up* and give him sniper to drink faints finally amebo must you comment huh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 10:38pm On Jun 15, 2015
Stancity:
Miss u more dear.. Been busy lately..
no p love I understand you making money for us may God bless your hustle
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 10:01pm On Jun 15, 2015
Stancity:
Rmfunky my heart beat, whats happaning?


Haliluck whr have you been?


horladmejy my jnr bro.. Wats up?


Hilsocial wia u dey?


iykebesbt1 kedu nke mere last?


erisegun how go dey go na?


Physika how is the ministry going?


2el, no more count down?


Babatawa, we dey yan 24/7 on whatsapp na wink


Annybens1993, how is mum bis going?


theSpark, how many ppl u don electrocute?


Miccoy, hope u are gud?


Ayima, how is campaign going?


Gazaliah, how is war in Gaza going?

Make i stop here for now!!!


Stay Tuned..........................
sweetheart am here just missing you
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 9:51pm On Jun 15, 2015
erisegun:
is dat a holy kisshuh
nope unholy kiss tongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 9:49pm On Jun 15, 2015
miccoy:
Hi! rmfunky, do you know mama Naza? Have you been to AMAC/ACO before? If yes, I know you!cheesy
hmmmmm nope I don't
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 9:47pm On Jun 15, 2015
horladmejy:
Eyah...its well..just take care of ur sef and dont forget health is wealth grin
thanks dear noted
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 6:23pm On Jun 15, 2015
horladmejy:
Am fine o....how was ur day? What have u been doing today
stressful been working in the office considering 2day as Monday
NYSCRe: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 6:14pm On Jun 15, 2015
horladmejy:
Rmfunky awayu
am good you?

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