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ademasta:
I wish myself, Ademasta, a happy birthday as today, 19th October, 2015 marks my 4th year on Nairaland, like play like play i joined this forum on the 19th October, 2011 and since i became a member my life has been blessed. My orientation changed for good! The joyful part of it is that i am 4years old in here without a ban right from the day one to this moment. i have gained a lot from this forum and i will continue to gain from and contributing to it. Kudos to Seun Osewa and co for making this forum a lively one, and also for the connections this forum has given to people from all walks of life irrespective of tribe or religion, ranging from scholarships informations, employment informations, health talk, jokes, carrier, politics, breaking news as e dey hot etc. May God in his infinite mercies keep the forum up and running till Jesus comes. Amen.
Cc:
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Cc:
Harinholar mi
Marcellinho
Babatawa
blessedgurl
Stancity
Jemimaa01
goodyboo
majidyusuf
Ademasta
Iykebest1
ifeanyija
Zeeenas
Sydneyboss
Hilsocial
Deracathy
Donpsymon
Thespark
Haliluck
Allsmyles
whizqueen
Sambest2
Shawwal1
Idee91
Rmfunky
Xcozee
Gazaliah
dossylvanus
Benebaby77
Kbs468
Chikaodili345
Goldeone
Prettyface
Horladmejy
Ellagoldy
Ayima
Annybens1993
Beamborla
KeriBaby
Kogistan
IamYhudii
Hadassaheke
Pweetyface
iykebest1
Sugarcoated
Venom104
Haywire1
Blym
Burantashii
emerich
kunlesufyan
Starlight101
Harinholar
chomytex
Mzmeeday
Aare2050
adusco
Joyce21
muhyideenabdul
zaFuhrer
noordean
prodiG
Elmisti
maeridee
omitooguns
Armynu
Raylight2
Eseohe23
Dolafunmi
golddeejay
Macbukky93
tk4life
Rajosh
Hardeywhummie
dubylhover
omavicky
pretty050
Naughtylagosguy
Princeparix
Emlina
Olami90
Ekeneluvsu
Estyble
Kunle106
Lagusta
Nikkyzeee
Sinbad2
Wamenzy
Chimajii
Kingdamzy
Adakoleagbenu
Donxab
Roqrules04
Wreetah
Folabimi
Chinweukamaka
SirMalik
Mistersle3m
naughtylagosguy
elemhusny
Oduok
StarryV
amii131
orlahtohbadt
Kookny
Marcelinho
Jglad
LifeIsGuhd
owhizkid
Sanchez01
seun305
postingnysc
flex12
bharkarh
Paulpaulpaul
Princesszainab
Mobi18
haykayjay
COOLESTAL
Doublelady
orogodoganyin
idirect
Faithluv5
mekstaniac
Solomonodimegwu
gallery0519
kam4r
JibrilJunior
easysam14
debeejay
Shegofams
ssholiyz
Olurote
ViktaSlim
whoViktaSlim
Ene4real
sod09
SPDAZZY
cisca53
hayzed2
saxwizard
hola106
Legend4life
Jimohllife
MsFaith
Kinolas
henrixx
brownice1
Danfemi
Danfemi
phummite01
Doxie69
69Missedcalls
Fireandice
wallexak
Danator
anthony8888
jatau7
kobIsiAbuncha
Cousim
IsiAbuncha
jaziridon
mustymatic
sammy2310
Debris
chemss
whodohgeepee
Surulere2
somito121
wailing
Whytdot
Onyeka32
goody1shoe73
Samapoh
Uniqueness01
tonyx4x44
TITANIUM247
Holumiedey
lawlarDee
maximilian19
jamislaw
Snowflake002
slimBinzaid
Lizzyuk
cdsloane
Wumipaul
Adeyemi0
Aallyshegzee144
Iwant2know
nonsom
cychioma
Polystyrene1
nekkysugar
ysekina
KingJB
christay
kutimhemhe
Soyedele1
Graceovereffort
mukhcech
Sapphire06
biggie023
Mrbllymer
If i no mention your moniker plz no vex

happy birthday dear live long and prosper!

KingJB:
Ameen O

I just like dat ya Monika

[size=14pt]R! M! FUNKY![/size]

hmmmmm thanks

Uniqueness01:
Rmfunky where are you?

We heading to p3k.

awwwwww was asleep already all the same thanks!

iykebest1:
Miccoy,whizqueen,allsymiles,annybens1993. Y'all shd come witness history ooo



How can I forget beamborla, Rmfunky

awwwwww missed it though! Thanks all the same

KingJB:
I AM A KING

I AM A RULER

I AM A CHAMPION

I FIGHT, I LEAD

I open lands, I blow steaming hot

*kings don't bow to humans

I am the lion of Onikolobo
I am the son of Obatala
I am the great duke reincarnated
I am the husband of Haliluck

No one dares the deer
No one pricks the great lion

I own this land!

[b]......
Herein lies my monument
He who comes later
Let him know, there was a king
A born Junior
JibrilJunior

Who fought, who won
Who became king
And who ruled

I am the voice of the gods
I rule, I wield


My dear Haliluck, I am the man you loved
I have never backed out
I went to fight a war, I came back as King
I love thee like the moon loves the earth
I love thee to the moon and back
My love for thee flows like the heavenly river
It shall never dry my angel
...
You are mine, I am yours
I am your king
Please be my new queen
And the whole world shall bow



.....
My able In-law
The great Gazaliah
The great spirit of old
Leader of the 11 knights


My able warriors
I remember you

2el the founder
I salute you with the holy salute


Aare2050 my first host
Elmisti my first lord
Haywire1 my able man
Ademasta the love master
Xcozee my brother
Hilsocial the worthy ambassador
Sammie2310 the underrated Victor
Mistabiola my own sage
Donpsymon the great man
Jatau7
Eclipsehemmy

And all others too important to mention


My ladies of the spicy Dukedom

Welcome to the king's palace

Harinholar the hidden pearl
Harinholar the rare gem
Harinholar the queen bee
I allot you a lofty Mansion in the palace
You are worth more
Accept the little token

Keribaby the strong one
Zeeenas the quiet princess
Mobi18 the nerdy lawyer
Deracathy with a look
Goodyboo I bow for thee
You are the choice of millions
BalerinaGold I see you
Goldenone ....
Faithluv5
Jannahgem
Allsmyles
Rmfunky
Blessedgurl
Blessed I invite thee...

.....
VIPs [/b]

thanks a bunch and may your days be long....Amin

tk4life:
fyn fyn hw ur side nau

great good to hear

Qo

tk4life:
rmfunky hw u nau

ayam fine and you?

seun305:
yes na, u myt even get a swimming pool

lolz hahahahahahahah kikikikikikikiki saw this and I couldn't stop laughing funny dude

sammie23ten:
This land is dedicated to all d female moniker in da house...
special recognition to harinholar (my first crush),

keribaby (she has been doing too much shakara for me sef)

goodyboo (d e-boo dat hadly recognizes d boo).

mobi18 (if not for elmisti **i stil dey vex for dat guy**... u wil myt av bn my boo by now)

goldenone (Iya oni gele yaya)

enieme (well, I really av notin to say)

Lifeisguhd (love d way u crushed my crush for u **looking at u in 16D)

who again sef: faithluv5, candycrush (my gf fit sleep nd wake on top dat game), rmfunky, deracathy (love ur smile), dolafunmi (d iyale to mobi18) nd every oda f moniker I can't remember....

Love u all...

#alwaysSmiling#

thanks dear! Good Morning

wailing:
Where are my girls?

montezz,rmfunky, Faithluv5, Princesszainab, jewelbaby55, quiinnBee, candycrush, maryhaam, dobiee,Fynpatra, zaynab9876, wamenzy, JannahGem

#Enugu/#Abuja loading

present boss how is you doing? Good morning

muhyideenabdul:
stream because bcs i hav a plan for every stream

Well just like the saying goes one man's meat is another man's poison! Good Morning

KeriBaby:
When the time comes
Which are you gonna look out for first

STATE or STREAM


I'm gon look out for STATE first
Babatawa
blessedgurl
Stancity
Jemimaa01
goodyboo
majidyusuf
Ademasta
Iykebest1
ifeanyija
Zeeenas
Sydneyboss
Hilsocial
Deracathy
Donpsymon
Thespark
Haliluck
Allsmyles
Allsmyles
Sambest2
Shawwal1
Idee91
Rmfunky
Xcozee
Gazaliah
dossylvanus
Benebaby77
Kbs468
Chikaodili345
Goldeone
Prettyface
Horladmejy
Ellagoldy
Ayima
Annybens1993
Beamborla
Kogistan
IamYhudii
Hadassaheke
Pweetyface
iykebest1
Sugarcoated
Venom104
Sugarcoated
Blym
Burantashii
emerich
kunlesufyan
Starlight101
Harinholar
chomytex
Mzmeeday
Aare2050
adusco
Joyce21
muhyideenabdul
zaFuhrer
noordean
prodiG
Elmisti
maeridee
omitooguns
Armynu
Raylight2
Raylight2
Dolafunmi
golddeejay
foxxynik
Macbukky93
tk4life
Rajosh
Hardeywhummie
dubylhover
omavicky
pretty050
Naughtylagosguy
Princeparix
Emlina
Olami90
Ekeneluvsu
Estyble
Kunle106
Lagusta
Nikkyzeee
Sinbad2
Wamenzy
Chimajii
Kingdamzy
Adakoleagbenu
Donxab
Roqrules04
Wreetah
Folabimi
Chinweukamaka
SirMalik
Mistersle3m
naughtylagosguy
elemhusny
Oduok
StarryV
amii131
orlahtohbadt
Kookny
Marcelinho
Jglad
LifeIsGuhd
owhizkid
Sanchez01
seun305
postingnysc
flex12
bharkarh
Paulpaulpaul
Princesszainab
Mobi18
haykayjay
COOLESTAL
Doublelady
orogodoganyin
idirect
Faithluv5
mekstaniac
Solomonodimegwu
gallery0519
kam4r
JibrilJunior
easysam14
debeejay
Shegofams
ssholiyz
Olurote
ViktaSlim
whoViktaSlim
Ene4real
sod09
SPDAZZY
cisca53
hayzed2
saxwizard
hola106
Legend4life
Jimohllife
MsFaith
Kinolas
henrixx
brownice1
Danfemi
Danfemi
phummite01
Doxie69
69Missedcalls
Fireandice
wallexak
Danator
anthony8888
jatau7
kobIsiAbuncha
Cousim
IsiAbuncha
jaziridon
mustymatic
sammy2310
Debris
chemss
whodohgeepee
Surulere2
somito121
wailing
Whytdot
Onyeka32
goody1shoe73
Samapoh
Uniqueness01
tonyx4x44
TITANIUM247
Holumiedey
lawlarDee
maximilian19
jamislaw
Snowflake002
slimBinzaid
Lizzyuk
cdsloane
Wumipaul
Adeyemi0
Aallyshegzee144
Iwant2know
nonsom
cychioma
cynthiaezebaby
Polystyrene1
nekkysugar
ysekina
KingJB
christay
kutimhemhe
Soyedele1
Graceovereffort
mukhcech

STATE over stream! I have waited for so long xo one month won't kee me!

babatawa:
u should've waited before rushing into the arms of another man

but nevertheless i forgive you and I'm not in Love with another okay, my heart started beating all coz of u and will stop if u Let go

hmmmmm hian babatawa been deceiving us since 1900

babatawa:
Morning cutie ojo mewa pelu

And Morning Fellow CM's

can't reply mentions coz my hands are kinda tied lately

Love y'all except for that tout haywire1 and my bro doublezero7 that doesn't want me to chop from his money..

please I've got a little question, abeg how many hours NYSC go allocate give us for afternoon sleep coz lately my siesta has become a part of me. Thank you

5hours to sleep thereafter come chop koboko yeye

KingJB:
It is an eclipse! He screamed!
No! Morning it isn't, says another!
But the cock goes cuck a doodle!
And the old church clock chimed 6!

Why is the sun so dull?
Why are the birds not chirping?
The whole world stood still
In the magic of the moment
Aye! Aye! Master here she comes!

Softly Softly she gently threads
Here comes she that overshadowed-
The sun cowed to a dark corner
Aye! Let the fairies do a headcount

One fairy less, One angel less
Here comes the queen of fairies
Gently gently my priceless jewel
I will pronounce your name- Ewa!
I will declaim you Ewa!

Lovely eyes as two sparkling rubies
Eyes golden, face shining
Ha! She smiles
And the wailing wailer forgets to wail
Beautiful princess! Classic diva
Looks do kill, oh I'm dead!

God bless the day you were born
God bless the womb you were formed
Ewa! May I worship you for ever?
Let me adorn you with Golds nay Diamonds
Let me wake and sleep in the holiness of your laps
Let me taste the sweetness of your smooth lips
Smooth lips, smooth skin, as velvety as satin
Let me hold you on the night of the moon
I will love you to the moon and back

I will praise you till you smile at me
My words lifeless, my looks harmless
I am just a wandering wanderer
I will forever do your bidding

The princess of Venus!
Let me be your prince

And the whole world shall be our stage!

To all the ladies on this thread...forgive my dry lines


Goldenone
Keribaby
Wamenzy
Goodyboo
Harinholar
Haliluck
Faithluv5
Mobi18
Rmfunky
Lifeisguhd
Allsmyles
Zeeenas
Hadashakeke
Emlina
Jglad

*if I don't mention you...that means you are VIP*

wow making me miss my boo....I love the lines! thanks dear!

Xcozee:
I'm good dear... I know u r good as well... Hws preparation?

yeah yeah am good! Am prepared though but not fully prepared just waiting for the call up letter to come so I would be completely good to go! Hope you're prepared too.......Good morning

Xcozee:
where is my madam deracathy?... Also rmfunky

present boss how is you?

Maxcollins042:
Lol.... Ogun state is cool especially if u r posted to the urban areas like Abeokuta, Ota, Sagamu. The bad news about Ogun is that the monthly stipend of 5k paid by the state government has been halted. Foods are quite cheap especially when you can speak Yoruba fluently. By the way how is Enugu state?

hmmmmm don't know much about the Enugu state sha else that they pay 10k but why Ogun SG halt the payment naw It's all good sha there would always be a way

ibizgirl:
What recipe do you use? Try this http://www.sazzysplace.com/2015/05/fondant-recipe.html?m=1

awwwwww that's xo nice thanks dearie I would give it a try keep up the good work!

itoski:
Di's kind interview.....oral or written

lolz don't know but I guess it's oral

donasere:
Choi as na sciences I dey e mean say na network failure abi??

Na gate crash go sure pass

lolz immediately I heard it my head first ring bell cox ama science student it's all good sha anyway na way

Maxcollins042:
Am serving at Ogun state, Good morning.

awwwwww that's nice and that's my first choice of states o but with the news flying everywhere are you sure I won't port to Enugu

goldenone:
Gosh! you just hit a sledge hammer on moi heart! I'll prolly settle for the camp clinic then since ama paramedic!

yeah that's still okay!

goldenone:
Reporting! Preparing and training for joining the OBS

my sister said joining the OBS in camp is determined by your field of study. That you are gonna be interviewed first and it's mainly for media and theatre art that's for the art students if you understand what I mean! Good morning ii

Maxcollins042:
How fast time could roll by, i can vividly remember once being a prospective corps member waiting impatiently early this year for my call-up letter to be released and here i am, embarking on the serving my fatherland journey. Wishing you peepz a happy waiting. While you wait for October 21st use this period to devise how your service year is gonna look like. God bless you all.

thanks dear where are you serving? Good morning

ibizgirl:
You probably did not use enough icing sugar or you are using a recipe that has glycerin in it.

thanks for the reply I used enough icing sugar infact my fondant icing is very thick and I haven't used glycerin since I started icing don't just know what's going wrong

wailing:
No wonder...check ur mail

I haven't seen anything yet

wailing:
I'm good,where u been?

Been around just observing from afar

Good day house anytime I decorate a cake with fondant icing it always comes out sweaty @d end. What do you think I am not doing right? Please your reply would be appreciated!

wailing:
Gazaliah, 2el, babatawa, rmfunky,deracathy, haliluck,haywire1, starlight101, physika,Emlina, andrerose, pwettylady,pwettyface, thespark, raywire, beamborla, chikaodili345, xcozee,dossylvanus,stancity,iykebesbt1,ayima et al how ya all doing?

am fine and you?

babatawa:
yeye! stop living in denial

admit ur undying love for me and let the ghost of ur Ex(Stancity) cry so it'll know it's his time to go..

I'll always be ready to take you back #muaaah

hmmmmm are you sure you are willing to take me back ****singing in harrysong voice****even your boo get a boo

babatawa:
*meek mill's "Lord Knows" playing in background*

runs to stage wearing extremely sagged jean with ma "Arewa Mafia" crested white T

*snatches mic from whizqueen*

guys I'm so speechless, just wanna thank y'all for bin there thruawt the ride,it's bin rouugh tho but with hard work and perseverance we made it..

A big shout out to my day1 goonz Electronzeez,doublezero7,erisegun,Owliver,richybanky,kingphilip,pinkiepetite,Shawwal1,idee91,2el,theSpark love y'all so much... *weeps*

and to all my e-baes rmfunky, haliluck, goldenone, jemimaa01, ellagoldy, hadassaheke....e.t.c i love me so much for us all

and to my New friend in my neighborhood Abubakar "AKA Musa Horror" ai kwanan nan zan siyo maka henessy

*throws mic at haywire :P1, kisses whizqueen, tunnels off stage*


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love me so much for us all too