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Fabzgrace:
Somefin somefin somefin say WAH? @bolded You serious?

Yea...saw the notice when I went to register for GST

nathaniel007:
Pls how can i check my balance on mtn blackberry subscription

Send status to 21600

nobeku:
Folks like you should be assassinated.. You are so stewpeed, I can feel your stewpeedity pulse via my phone.. If I personally catch you, I will beat your dead brains back to life.. You are the SCUM of the nation..Any semblance of your DNA should be exterminated... If need be, it should be in our Constitution...DUNDERHEAD!!!

I know MuamarGaddaffi will give u the "fool's" treatment by not replying you...but lemme put it to u real quick that u're the real definition of 'waste product'.

Can't u tackle the points raised without attacking a fellow...or was insults what u spent 6 years in secondary school to learn? (That is if u even went to secondary school )

If u don't know what to do with ur mb, just break ur sim and sleep!

Lol...its called 'stylus' not writting pen..altho some can write too
And I can get u a universal 2 in 1 Ultralight Capacitive Stylus/Ballpoint Pen
For just #1,000 on Jumia...as a sales agent!
U ready?

JayBray:
srz? U were in that bursary today? Did u happen to be on an ash top with black trousers,wearing those nice glasses with an ear piece in ur ears

That does it!!!!!

all of u viewing without saying hi!!! ...diarisgodooooo!!!!




U were there too?

Teeboy22:
No No No!!!

Konga just delivered a washing machine now for our tenant now, he wasn't charged for the delivery, i askd him abt de fone, he said i shd order it online & dey will bring it..

So what did I say now?

Nice!

JayBray:
I had a lil ish dt took me bk home...well hopefully ds week I ll clear

Robinhez did u go 4 record file today?

Amen o..,!


Yea I did...my clearance status still reads 'requested' so I can't get it yet. But I've paid sha..

I also got my GST textbooks today



Oh...and 1st semester GST exams will be CBT ..!

Teeboy22:
will i pay for delievery again ??

Yup!
AlThough Konga does free delivery for the XL, but the price is higher @#27,800

Teeboy22:
ok bro, hw much u call am sef ?

#25,440 on jumia ...aside shipping fees.

dharay99:

sharrap..see wah
ur inner eyes saw...

https://img.frbiz.com/nimg/6d/dd/92b5217cecaff00fda9fa3bdce97-600x600-0/ladies_jeans_pants_short_pants_trousers.jpg

I don't have inner eyes o

Teempakguy:
what the _fuck are you talking about? dude, we are ceramics! you hear me? don't let any foolish scientists convince you otherwise with years of solid evidence to prove their claim. we are ceramics and that's IT. the bible says so. GOD created us from dust, alright? confirmed ceramics. turn a blind eye to evidence and stick to what the book says. or you'll go to hell where you'll be baked in a superhot kiln forever.

Hahahahaha!!!

The kinda weed u took this morning can make u go into extinction!

Giitheon:
Guys my kofa profile has changed from 'clearance requested to 'clearance started'....does it mean what it states,cuz my sistered exactly d same time i cleared nd nw her's is showing 'cleared'...

U have been logged out..

Click on ur clearance slip to see the officer's remarks. (D reason why..)

Teempakguy:
the words can also be used interchangeably. but anyway, i guess you're right. the word that is also used for relationships between monkeys and gorillas is definitely more matured.

Yea..right!
Like we're not also animals..

Ah!
Saving Jesus from crucifixion would cause eternal paradox na

dharay99:

aaaaahh,
As in u saw her kpa†a.?

Ode!
How can a girl wear jean kpata?

http://www.google.nl/search?q=pants&client=ms-opera-mini&channel=new&gws_rd=cr&ei=S1s4VqGUNIerU-3ZgOAM

JayBray:
no I haven't o

Wow!
What's wrong?

Teempakguy:
why in the world were you online at 5:02?

anyway, well, they are still courting, aren't they? besides, don't you think "courting" is more of an old fashioned word? i think dating is more accurate.

Dunno why


Lol... I was taught 'courtship behaviour' in Biology!
Courting sounds more appropriate and matured

Dating is garbage...meant for 'the youths'! And it revolves around sex and spending money ..without giving cognisance to the future

And incase u start getting bored with the phone, see this thread!
https://www.nairaland.com/2513660/screen-shot-nokia-xl-after

Teeboy22:
why not ??

Ok send these details to robin.hez@yandex.com
Full Name, house address, LGA, closest busstop, phone number
I'm waiting

Teempakguy:
you mean you are totally okay with him marrying an illiterate as a graduate?

Why is he just realizing she's an illiterate?

I mean..what is the meaning of 'courting' .?

Venus007:
Yes. But it rily looks lyk my hair. So u cnt tell I fixed a weavon. I wan cum charge phone nd bank.

Ok then,,

Teeboy22:
i no like dis x2 or x
let me give the XL a try bro.

Ok
Ur money dey ready?

JayBray:
as in ehn....was also bothered cos of delayed clearance n d tot of nt being able to apply,seeing d news on kofa made my day

Ur clearance was still delayed

Thought u've been cleared..

Fabzgrace:
Hahaha, can't stop laughing @bolded.
Well,they want to be attractive to you guys thats why. Don't blame 'em

Huh Who dem don help?


Anyways..one man's poison...

Ksslib:
Lol.. I thank God pass you. Iam very sure it was put on hold due to clearance brouhaha,which means there is a very high chance of the clearance process improving to absorb more students.

Me wan sleep so.

Na true bo....at least make people clear finish b4 dem begin struggle for hostel!


Goodnight boss!

Ksslib:
Online hostel accommodation has been postponed. A new date will be announced shortly.....

Correct.. Best news of the week.

Thank God!

Ksslib:
I thought you said they asked for your certificate which ypu didn't have at the time?

Oh that? Yeah..I got them to log me out on friday... (I arrived benin from Lagos on friday and went straight to auditorium )

But those officers dey zwor sha... since you submit your docs to them like others normally do,why not clear you since the error has been rectified?

I just tire o...

As you go,you see your correction form file wey you been submit give them? Abi you give them another photocopy of your docs again after checking your originals?

Lol..where u wan see am?

Na to submit fresh files o..