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Teggi:
I was busy with putme classes n books

Oh..I see.

U really mean the exam then...with ur "no browsing policy" no wonder u got Medicine without stress...

Unilke us

SwagkingDope:
Bander!
I'm jux a drummer
Hwfa,congratx o0! buh i dae ves 4 u xha

Ooh... Bander!

Wetin I do na...?

Teggi:
yup....just ddnt want tu feel alone in this admission wahala

Awesome!

But u came late na u missed out on the fun...when we were waiting for the pume form..

SwagkingDope:
Nobi only prophet!!!

Really?
So na Prophet+Evangelist ??

SwagkingDope:
Pupu ur destiny is in optometry,dat's wat God is trying to tel u

CC:Pukka36

the prophet has spoken!!!

Teggi:
Oooo no..sorry.

so are u really a new fellow here?

Uniben4sure:
Finally!

PUDE result out..


Scored 67%

God I thank you!

congrats

cc mhyra , unityb

ipain:
you dey find customer. Oya I don show.

Like say u know

I dey come....

Ksslib:
Thanks.
Remember I also promised you a slap. And I dont break my promises.

Yes I remember...
But also remember I'm supposed to put ur pic on my dp

Congrats Ksslib!
Told u we were gonna take GST together..remember?

Ebayray:
lol.... I b fear o
nah...almost oh...

I didn't just find out ya a rich kid na

Ebayray:
did u pay d 120grand?

Na....what for?
U paid?

Teggi:
lolz

U're laughing at my predicament?

Next time, just copy and paste the info..without including links.. ^^^

Cc Supernover the banned !

Lalasticlala
Help us with FP

Er... Lalasticlala ..! Can u help me move this to FP?

SuperNover:
you can lie ooooo

I'm serious na...he said no scanner! And I had alreay paid

Giitheon:
pls d passport on my jamb result is nt too clear..d registerer used his pc to take d passport....hope dis won't poss any difficulty during clearance sha?

Same here!
He used a small nokia phone to take it

Ebayray:
yex o....upon all d pricing,d girl nr gree. God punish devil sha!

She said i shuld go to jamb office dat dy sell 1200, ma dad say no so i buy am

Hmmm....

Oh well...at least u've got everything set for clearance

Ebayray:
hmmmmmmmmmm... Na u knw o.
But all i knw now is dat wen u cumin 2 benin, buy me selfie stick(its cheap dere) n bread(nt agege bread oh) .
Can u imagine i went 2 main gate 2day, sam also went too, i bought jamb scratch cards 4 #3000 grand!

Jeeez!
Just the card?

Slimzjoe:
Fried wetin? Porridge joor!

I just dey Look God sha

Hahahahahaha!!!!! Like say na ur mate!


Ok...we go chop porridge no worry!

Ebayray:
yeah, i wanna knw n be straight wen talkin... A lot of tinz has hapnd n ive come to accept some traits n characters, dumped many n adopted few...

I really wanna knw if ure correct or wrong bout me

Was I bent in my speech?



Wooh...don't worry! 4 years in Benin is more than enough time to listen to me talk...

Ebayray:
taah! 4 where?
U dunno me o.

Kaykay,tell me wat u knw bout me(wnt b offended even if its offensive,i promise!)

I knw that u want to know a lot about u...and u're ready to go any lent just to listen

Ebayray:
lol, u neva know me o...
M sumtyms harsh, sweet ,shy n ferocious...
If i talk,i'll start stammering, also if i lie,i'll start sweating...


U neva knw me finish o,Robin...


[All u knw is dat i like n am obsessed wif boys(wich is in d past now)

dnt tink i 4got d trick u used on me dat day wen u came 2 our house n u said u saw a fine boy n i smiled

Trust me, I know you more than u can imagine!

Teempakguy:
guy, this your sad face eh . . . e get as e take be oh.

U know I'm currently gadgetless

No smartphone or Pc... I won't be able to take it..

Ebayray:
lol, dat day ehn,i'l tell ma dad 2 cum out too n say it 4 me(i cant shout n m rili shy b4 a large audience,i'l jes melt)

See this barrister o...

Make I see u give ur dad the mic!

Ebayray:
lol,i wanna use it to take pics(shey u knw i love takin weird pics )


lol, law....
All work n no play makes rawbeans a dull engineer(cum if u nr assemble car 4 me wen u graduate, i'll kill u)

I no fit buy dah one 4 u ...

Car? Taah...

Slimzjoe:
Mehn....the News you've been Admitted just they Fly around Town and I say make I come Congratulate You jare!!
Congrats Man! One hurdle Dusted!!

No forget invite me to con Chop Matric Yam.....
Yes Yam its my Favy!

Pounded or fried?


Thank you plenty! God go do ya own!!!!!!!!!!

Ebayray:
seriously am hapi 4 everytin...dis October has been filled wif blessings...will giv thanksgivin soon.

lol,i aint careless o...u are such a naughty boy 4 sayin dat...
Dere are sum tinz u dnt just knw bout me oi

U think?


Wow! I hope I'll be in church dat day

Teempakguy:

There are no hard feelings bro. Just soft ones. . . . just soft ones.

Just don't forget us, damn it. know that I am also enrolling in an institution of my own. So I will know if you are lying when you say things like . . . . "too busy this semester" or "too busy with coursework."
Wishing you all the best! Engineer Robin . . . . on a second note, now that you're an engineer, shouldn't you consider changing your personality? Just saying,

Anyway.

Hahahaha!! I seriously laughed after I read this!

U can't compare Unibest with other institutions

Well...I've considered it a long time ago... I don't even like the 'engineer' title...its not what I dreamt of as a kid. Don't worry about Jumia! They can never make me forget me!

Ebayray:
awwwwwwwwww....so touching? Lol,i trust ur dad o(one of d funniest individual ive met)
see ehn,if u do nt buy anytin 4 ma 2 sweethrts,we go quarrel 'gain o... Errrr,dnt 4get to buy me selfie stick when comin when r u comin sef?

Lol..ikr?
Wetin u wan use selfie stick do now! U no know the course u enteer so?

Ebayray:
awwwwww.... Thanks bro n xowi 4 evaritin(dnt 4get dat wen u cum 2 benin i'll punch u o)

i feel like crying 2day,everyone's been congratulatin me...,makes me feel emotional(blows nose;()

yeah,wen daddy said ma lawyer,i always smile wif doubt hidden in it.


Careless wif words?!eey

Well...now u know unbelief is sure to err..


Yes! Ya careless..