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smithwilliam:
run come out here my friend,Jumia ke? I no see another store

Why na?

Konga nko.... Am serious

Abi u don already buy?

If u need urs
..just mention me

smithwilliam:
Please for those using or has used tecno r7 how was your experience with it aside the poor battery because I have a good power bank to backup it up,I don't like infinix hot note

U want to buy it?


Pls add me up on bbm, or 4 whatsapp, see the link on my signature...


#Jumia consultant things

Lalasticlala...pls push this to FP!

He nailed it!

Seriously I'm tired of seeing beggars

...some even have the audacity to storm into a church to beg for alms, like they can enter a mosque in like manner

Begging should be a last resort for an URGENT need! Not some occupation....

Adah96:
loool stop diz plz

Ok

Adah96:
loool shurup der!

So u actually used a dico?


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frrenarndo:
this is the best assault plan we can pull?

its amazingly going to work out greatly and awesomely. its a fantastic shot.. a brilliant mind dispensing a brilliant and eloquent idea that would only play out in cartoons.

Do u have a better idea?

Adah96:
robinhez oya lie dah u didn't use dictionary to read diz post oya lie!

I pray o...
Everyone can't be like u na

blueto:
Is like you are repudiating the blatant fact that Uniben operates a surveillance mechanism with the use of CCTV and other surreptitious contraptions.

Which CCTV? Lool...

Even the AC in the ICT centers are currently faulty




Only my Covenant Uni. Can boast of tight security

Adah96:
Hell effing No! its either u hold the controls or we both hold it or plan destroyed!

U challenging me??

Fine!
Plan destroyed!!
*runs to cybercafe to price Jamb form*

Adah96:
no I don't know how to handle the controls... let's switch positions ...u hold d controls in d hall ...while I run out to d maingate ...n then radio u to set off the bomb...

now that's better
leggo!

No no no..

Leaving me alone in there might lead to suspicion... U're the (f) here, no one suspects an (f)...

Don't worry, I'll teach u how to use the controls b4 we go!

Ok?

blueto:
If you continue like this.. you might end up in Crime Watch

I don't mind...

Princecalm! We'll need you with the sniper gun on ur dp (irony..a calm prince with a violent dp ) to be a watchman...

Adah96:
uhn Ebola doctors


don't u v boko haram 's costume?

we ain't curing no Ebola ..neither r we going to d moon
plz ...

Ebola ke?


That's an antibomb suit!

Now here's the plan, we go in with those suit, declaring that we got an alert that there was a bomb planted in the main auditorium...then they give us liberty to go in, then we actually plant the bomb in the centre of the hall....then I run out to the maingate, with you holding the controls in the hall and then radio you with my walkie talkie to set off the bomb...


Genius eh?

blueto:
Comment declined and dispatched to Hades

#wicked!!!!

blueto:
no need for the assailiant approach.

Failure to kowtow to equanimity might yeild an egregious results

Mr! U wanna take Jamb form again?

If no, bera suit up! And join the crew...!

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Adah96:
Robinhez !
see me in my office...
we need to discuss how many bombs will do to bomb d whole of uniben...



u know wer to find me -_-

Leggo!

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A little advice...


Don't pay acceptance fee yet. Wait for instructions...

(Jupeb students who paid are currently wailing )

victorels:
I know the big boys that knows the configuration will swing to action to make sure that topic that would expose their business to risk is removed shapaly. The heading is just to capture their attention. Passerbys are welcomed too. But you are not a passerby. You are a business man that harvests in other peoples feed. Badluck. I do not have grains in my field.

My bloda...if I begin testify of how networks don chop me airtime, we go dey here all day...


1. See my website Here
Shey e look like where them dey hawk cheat abi?

2. U actually subscribed for the newspaper (knowingly or unknowingly )

3. You're just 1 outta the millions of airtel users...whatever u do is insignificant (Etisalat didn't close down during the PayG era...not to talk of this little ish)


So my adivce?
1. Always delete spam SMS once u receive them
2. Get a special sim for browsing purpose...eg MTN, and subscribe at least #1k a month....
3. Never ever open a thread like this again...



Big boys my left yansh!

My mother's mate....

When I talk say 2nd list no exist...them talk say I dey mad....


*continues roaming*

victorels:
so you are looking for free things or you just came in here to copy something for your blog.

Eye just day luke you.

U no see how ur mumurity don't raise to power 2?/



How u go give ur thread this kin heading, con dey yarn dust 4 post....abeg wait for them guys to come and meet u!

Ode

Dah miss infinity na olosho

Pukka36:
Hmmmm,I trust God to hold Ur hand.

Yeah!

Pukka36:



Just dey do wetin U like

No be wetin anybody like o...buh na wetin one need do

Family is fine! You won't wanna know what's been since Sunday!

Pukka36:
Choi




And the first thing He did was accuse mi

Sorry Mrs October!

Pukka36:
Choi,wow....U always have the info first







good morning.

Na those ones dey sleep for Uniben site

Pukka36:
RobinHez!!!











Shey U dey form like say U nr dey my mentions?



Issorite

Don't make me break my vow of silence...

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Ooops! She made me...

So u've been playing with the (likes|shares) buttons since yesterday...

Teempakguy:
what do you mean agnostic?
i am a greekistian now. i worship greek gods.

seriously though. just because i am agnostic doesn't prohibit me from saying that. i can likewise say.

allah understands.

Smbh...

Teempakguy:
i was serious. i didn't know what to say again, so i just said what popped into my mind.

because God understands everything.

I just hope that's not sarcastic...@bolded

Mr Agnostic

initialize:
We've been cool since na... Today is Tuesday, let's look towards what tomorrow will bring.



Yesterday is History

Thanks