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Geofavor:
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Geofavor:
School resumes today.. Venus007, dharay88, robinhez, ebayray

It appears you are going to start the new session before the freshers for the first time ever.

Ksslib:
Lol. I doubt if anybody go click share. Math teachers and koboko go hand in hand like that Jacob Zuma pic.

ashewoboy:
Number 4 is so on point.





You forgot what is there? Oya go back and check it.

allanphash7:
Gaining Admission into a higher institution and getting a Job is now a thing oof testimony(ies) in Nigeria









Mehn ! Nigeria is cursed

dharay88:

who u dey whyne? or u swap leave off-k ni...

KvnqPrezo:
Example please

KrystalConnect:
[Hello Guys, A friend of mine scored 207, But She Mistakenly Went to choose mass comm in Supplementary form, and up till now, she haven't been given a Screening date. can anything be done? can I visit the Auditorium tomorrow and get it fixed?

I Need urgent epp please

Sermwell:
I actually like hall 2 for temporary accommodation! its better than hall3

KvnqPrezo:
From a link the picture is hosted

Emmagenius:
I am in Uniben...basement to be precise...I am that Guy that looks like a girl...seen me....

KvnqPrezo:
How did you inserted picture to your post??

kaeforum:
Not the Bsc but Engineers with empty brains.

Do you that an average Nigerian Engineer cannot even change a light bulb in a house, pathetic.

No wonder our companies employ apprentices (expatriates) from abroad becos the average a1 month apprentice from abroad is better than the average Nigerian engineer.

firstking01:
Ifa hear say cuddling is a pain killer…that's how i was watching discovery channel one day, one scientist came out and said that there are aliens in the moon…all these scientist sef.

BiafraBushBoy:
Love sef...

Who Love EPP??

1. Two strangers can fall in love by looking into each other’s eyes
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Eye contact is a scientifically proven way of making a person fall in love with you. Looking someone directly in the eyes causes their body to produce ‘phenyethylamine’ a chemcial capable of igniting love feelings. So, except for a person you really like, don’t tempt ‘brother Cupid’ by your visual actions.

2. The ‘butterflies in the stomach’ effect is your body reacting to...you know…
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This effect, known as ‘fight-or-flight’ response is due to increase secretion of Adrenaline into the body system, which causes you to start experiencing funny feelings in your stomach. Unfortunately, these activities can be triggered by the sight of someone you’ve falling for...the same feeling you get before writing a test. Damn!

3. Why take Cocaine when you can fall in Love?
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Research shows that falling in love triggers the same sensation of euphoria people experience when they take cocaine. The guys who carried out this research also proved that ‘love at first sight’ is real. Hmmm… this leads to the next point

4. There is a scientific explanation for the ‘temporal insanity’ people exhibit when they’re in love.
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We all know the infamous song GRENADE by BRUNO MARS, where a full grown man was signing his death warrant by his lips because of a girl who cared little about him.
I'd catch a grenade for you
Throw my hand on a blade for you
I'd jump in front of a train for you
You know I'd do anything for you
Oh, I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby…………
well, study shows that people who are in love exhibit the same characteristics with those suffering from Obsessive-Compulsive disorder; a medical condition in which people are unable to control their thoughts or activities for a period of time. This is as a result of activities triggered in four areas of the brain – media insula, anterior congulate, striatum, prefrontal cortex.

5. Cuddling can treat headaches like painkillers do.
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Oxytocin, a very powerful hormone is released from the brain into the body during a cuddle. And research shows that a dose of oxytocin could work as a treatment for frequent headaches reducing it significantly. Infact, 27% of the patients who partook in the experiment reported that the headache was gone after 4 hours. If only Michael Jackson knew…

6. Holding hands can soothe stress and ease pain
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A research involving 17 couples has given insight into some long-standing puzzles. It showed that couples with strong affection on a long-term relationship, soothe each other in stressed situations or painful experiences by simply holding hands.
So the next time your partner is feeling all stressed out, reach out, and hold their hands...you’ll be doing a lot of good.

7. Thinking of love influences creative thinking while thoughts of sex influences analytic thinking
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Weird right?
The basic idea in the published journal is that, people in love have their focus on a long-term perspective and this enhances inter-connected thoughts. Thereby leading to creative thinking.
On the thoughts of sex, the focus if on the present, concrete details and as such, analytic thinking is enhanced.
No comments on that one :-x
I’d like to end on a sad note…

8. ‘He broke my heart’ should be taken literary.
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Research has given substantial evidence that traumatizing events, such as break-up or Divorce could cause real physical pains in the heart and even lead to to cardiac consequences.
Broken heart syndrome, medically known as stress-induced cardiomyopathy/ takotsubo cardiomyopathy has little to do with one’s health. Tests show that the broken heart syndrome exhibits similar symptoms as a heart attack, the only difference being; no evidence of blocked heart arteries in a ‘broken heart’
so guys, stop mocking your fellow guy when he’s finding it difficult to move on after his relationship hit the rock...he is willing, but the heart is broken!

dasdexter:
no they are not blinking, it's on until i switch it off, yeah a faulty vga is really an extreme case, i just hope it doesn't come to that, i intend hooking it up with an external monitor to see if it comes on.

FowlYansh:
Yet the dullard say he is fighting corruption

Hypocritical APC.

dasdexter:
good evening, i have a problem, just this morning i was gaming on my pc, and it just suddenly tripped off, i tried switching on again but the screen is totally blank, not even a black screen, only d power button led and keyboard led is on, please any possible solution from you guys will be appreciated, i have googled everything i can still no progress.