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Adah96:
I sti dont get you? wat v I done agn

nothing illegal yet!

Adah96:
were are my books again?...*cats walks out of thread*
n* zooms off in her Lamborghini *

Grabs his K.A. Stroud and hides in the booth!

Adah96:
oh yeaaaah ^_^....u answered my question with a parable rme

Yeah...on purpose!
I am what I am!
Knw am on ur tracks too

Adah96:
no u jez gave me a clue tho

Oh really?

Adah96:
hun excluse me ...watchu talking bout

I dunno! Do u

Teempakguy:
this guy sef.

Guy

kepal99:
Pls how much does uniben Postutme cost and how much for the processing.

#2000 for form then #1000 for Pastquestions

Adah96:
the hood goes out n robin hez comes in oshey *movie*

Huh?

Jeez!

Pot calling Kettle Black

blueto:
but according to the Bible stipulations :
Matthew 18 V 21 - 22:
"21, Then Peter came to him and asked, "Lord, how often should I forgive someone who sins against me? Seven times?
22, No, not seven times," Jesus replied, " but Seventy Times Seven! "

and you know 70*7 is equal to 490!

so you will wait till I offend you 490 times in a Day before you make "things happen"

I checked all my birth certificates...and I can't find anything related to Peter on them!

TheHood:
Praise the Lord! He's been delivered!!

Next testifier!

Where's my shoe mehn! Who took of my shoes?? Can't u see they're disgracing me mehn!

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Mrmysterious:
Can someone please explain how the mastercard or vervecard will be used for payment?

The transaction will be carried online...u just need ur card number, pin, and the 3 digits at the back of the card...no need 4 bank!

Giitheon:
Guys adhare to all pume info well oo..i was disqualified last yr cuz my registerer used a blur passport.Silly mistakes can cause u ur admittion.It is well

Jamb passport?

Godwin10:
I go expose you o...

Pls do!

Where are all these strange monickers coming from??

FuhckYhu:

antispambot you mumu big, yhu too small sha.!

Haha...I knew it was u!

Candidate are to come to the screening centres with the following: Acknowledgement slip that contains the screening schedule Four figure table (where applicable) Writing materials (HB pencil and Eraser).

Godwin10:
Most of the other part you dropped down relates mostly to clearance which could be tackled from now.... Lols, not all. This one is here for you guys na.

Lool..ok na...we dey here dey wait!

Godwin10:
Ehnn Ehnn... I just remember few things i didn't scribble down.. Head is full... Another write-up coming to a corner near you....

Ok...

Why all ya blogs dey connected with Uniben?

Adah96:

Why are we shining our teeth?

blueto:



and I thought you were a tactful personality. I feel abashed for that statement eminating from You.

I may be tactful...but not 100% Am human,,nd when we're pushed to the wall...things happen!
Anyways, hope u'll stick around for more infos!

dharay99:

ppl who do not av most of doz documents up der wunt b denied of
writing post-utme ryy....

If u notice, the stuff is shared in 2 parts...

The first part discusses the Pume...

Those documents part are for clearance.

dharay99:

they slashed dia cutoff anihw,
Some courses require at least 180 in jamb
wyl some were 200, 230, 240 minimum....imagine dt shiiii†....

Hehehe...my friend no fit study medicine again!
Na change of course form go sure pass naw.

dharay99:

all dez one na for clearance na, afta gettinq admission.

Post-utme is d main tin n0w,

But na for the pume registration dem dey start disqualify people na...

dharay99:

unilorin dun maddt sha.

Wetin? Form don show??

Listen up!

Congratulations on our successes thus far..But I think
I should quickly drop this down now that it could be
done with effectiveness.
(1).I urge everyone to make sure their passport
photograph is exactly as said on that Notice page.
RED passport photographs on JPEG format and at a
compatible KB.


(2)Exactly same DATE of birth on your WAEC/NECO
certificates should be CORRECTLY entered during the
registration(although this is extracted from your
Jamb for the Post-UTME, But if amendments could be
made during this Present registration, please kindly
enter a corresponding date of birth as that on your
SSCE Certificates.


(3)Exactly the same names used on Your SSCE result
certificate(s) and in same order of Arrangements
should be used here example:if your name is MARK
(surname,Last,Family name) LUKE(middle) JOHN(first
name) please DO NOT use JOHN(making it your
Surname) LUKE MARK(First name).
Your Middle name and First name could be
Considered BUT your Surname is your surname and
should not be changed.Please don't be tempted to
Change names or Introducing NEW names.
I saw my Clearance officer disqualified a Guy with
this issue,He was using two sittings and both sittings
were having Different names.I for one went through
this too.


(4)If you sat for WAEC at least 2 years ago, please go
get your CERTIFICATE ready, it is compulsory for the
Clearance(exclusive for WAEC) And for DE
Aspirants,please go and get your Transcript(s) from
your schools if you don't have it yet


(5) Also your Local Government "CERTIFICATE OF
ORIGIN is needed for the clearance. This can be
obtained from your Local Government secretariat in
your state OR from your state secretariat in other
states(especially cities,e.g Abuja).
Please Note that this certificate is different from your
birth Certificate).


(6) For Birth certificate,if you don't have one don't
worry much,it can be done(sworn) at any High court
in the country and we have a very Good one in Benin.
You could do that before or during your clearance.


(7) For affidavit of Good Conduct and Non
membership of secret courts, those could be done in
Benin, don't Panic!!!


(Original Jamb Result and Admission letter(s);these
could be Printed Here; Myschool is better at doing
that for Us.
I think this are what are essentially needed for Post-
UTME Registration and Clearance.
But please Read this last words...I Advice all aspirants
to locate a Good cyber cafe and make sure all your
Details are Correctly Entered.
Please don't be too busy to Recheck spellings and the
likes of it. UNIBEN clearance is Very strict.
They spit students out as though we are Chewing
gums.Please experience is NOT the best teacher (you
will understand this better when you miss your
admission because of a silly mistake on your part).
I don't want anyone to go through the stress I went
through (Correction form is not something anyone
should fill in UNIBEN). I Saw how students lose their
Admissions because of little mistakes(including me).
Had I had the opportunity to meet someone with
better understanding of their clearance process and
requirements, especially during my Jamb registration
and Post-UTME registration processes, it would have
been.....But All Glory to God...Let cut the long story
short.
Please share this to friends and start checking your
credentials. It is not ALWAYS about the KNOWLEDGE
but most times it about FOLLOWING SIMPLE
INSTRUCTIONS.

Sauce: Myschool

medwhite0:
no bro

Why na

Nice one Johnny...

Information received from New Horizon is making some astronomers have a rethink abt pluto...

Let's wait for their meeting to know what the verdict is!

medwhite0:
i chose ui.

Ok, u don register?

medwhite0:
wish you guys success in your exam.

U nko?

clintonopah:
any thing to dish out?

E still dey fire

Adah96:
passport pinshur loading....shey na pink background abi na skyblue ? robin hez?

Red background!

Godwin10:
I will be right back to dish out important info. ..

Abeg add beta turkey leg o...

D boss!!