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while the page was loading, I was already thanking GOD for giving the good people of Nigeria a change of heart, only for me to see some Chinese men...


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this is in sharp contrast to the dolphin that mistakenly swimmed to Delta state.
https://www.nairaland.com/3208019/look-dolphin-caught-killed-delta

Replied ur pm @eben123

saintruky:
I bought it 2014, i only detected the fault early this year for i seldom use the laptop. Can i still file for a return?

Eiya... It's way past its warranty period.

But, are you sure about it not having a cooling fan cuz it's hot.. Or because you've actually checked for the fan?

KPhantom:
I haven't bought my scratch card yet, I have my screening 2morrow by 3pm.. Hope I'll get it to buy at the auditorium like u said?

Sure boss

ozil123:
Will they make provision for accommodation for
those students that will be coming from afar?

As always! They will..

Geofavor:
Wow. So, during clearance, we'll buy another scratchcard and give to them.

Lol. It's funny and also not funny o. Waec scratch card here is 1k.

Don't worry... When u get to the auditorium, there'll be enough scratch card sellers for you to price with..

Geofavor:
robinhez
suwalee... You should download and print it out.

LOL... They'll never accept it.

Murrayish:
Please has any law aspirant been invited

I have no idea. Sorry

Ksslib:
That's the problem with some of them: they would rather jump into conclusion than sit down, read and understand where one is coming from.

Funny how she was quick to call my assertion 'illogical' when we all know how it took those men days, even a week plus, just to click a button and log students out. Checking of documents doesn't even take more than 5mins (you can testify to that). What caused the major delay was the online aspect of the whole process: the man on glasses whose job was to use the scratch cards to verify the results online. So is it now illogical to use that yardstick as a measure of how it will be a miracle for Uniben to successfully carry out this so-called screening on time, if even that of last year, which had far fewer students present at the auditorium, turned out too stressful?

My earlier postulation(which I never said was the final say but said might not be far from the truth) factored in time as dilemma. How Uniben was going to do this screening, compile the list, then invite students again for the final physical clearance and still have 100lvl students meet up with year's academic calendar. While she was busy acting all hormonal like a typical teenager, she never said anything about that.

As a matter of fact, I will henceforth, keep shut concerning the whole admission process and whatever, because from the looks of things, they the aspirants seem to agree with her. The last thing I will want is to be a source of discouragement or appear a know-it-all. You sef know how busy my current project has kept me and is still keeping me, but we were also helped last year by students like Godwin and others who relayed vital info you will NEVER find on uniben edu that helped eased the admission process and made us avoid little errors, so I kinda felt it as an obligation to keep the tradition alive.

LOL, I totally understand jare. I myself have been too busy, and I really need to give you kudos for squeezing out time to keep the tradition going. Just don't let this deter you from helping as much as you can...you survived creating ur blog's drop down menu... This na small thing

You don start dey program that stuff back? I dey try WhatsApp you since last night but e no dey go.

Yes... I'm through with it. Now it's to work on getting as much followers on social media as possible. And also... Getting to write...

winsome5:
It's of no consequence. ideally, they were to remove that 'notice' immediately you submitted your online record. so do not panic, wait for the second batch and if possible, third and maybe fourth, just know that every qualified candidate must and will be screened.
I do not know what Mr K-sslib is talking about, uniben has not compiled any admission list, and they will do so 'after and only after' every qualified candidate has been screened.
talking about the time the whole process will take, it will be illogical to compare this admission screening process to the clearance process of admitted candidates, here, only your waec result will be scrutinised, unlike during physical clearance where each and every document [birth cert, affidavit, waec, jamb admission letter, etc] will be properly scrutinised. so this process will be unimaginably fast.

I wish you all the best, do not let anyone discourage you. so many 'acclaimed' uniben students will come and say so many things, uniben.edu should be your only 'trusted' source of information.

Miss, the certain Mr Ksslib only made postulations and he never at any time claimed that was Uniben's stance.

He's been of immense help to this group... Something which has been a source of encouragement to the folks in here.

ALERT: UNIBEN 1st Batch Of Physical Screening begins tomorrow. If you have been scheduled, come with your result scratch cards

tecno4life:
I love this gamma ray stuff, it will make us all incredible hulks

LOL

this is immpossible!

ceecia:
fashion and beauty category

Wristwatches and shoes.

For beauty... I can't really tell...

saintruky:
Op I bought a laptop from from jumia, the internal cooling fan was missing from it. I can hardly use it cos of its extreme hotness.
Its HP G250.
Pls advice

File for a return sir.

Although my first thoughts were... "this is totally unnecessary" but then, to every man his conscience. If he was so convicted with guilt and this was was the best way to ease his mind... Who am I to judge?

Unlimited22:
I want to get the gionee m5 plus, a 10000 mah PowerBar and an original gionee charger. I'm in ph, how much will it cost and how much will d Shipping cost?

Only 1 seller has the product on Jumia and it sells for #97,500

ceecia:
what are the fastest selling inexpensive products on the jumia platform

Depends on the category miss.

dannykriss:
Is infinix hot note pro available, hw much is it

No, it's not sir.

MzMaerykay:
Morning....please what is the best phone i can get at 25k over at your end and its specs?

Thanks for doing business.

Chuksdthird:
PLEASE GUYS AM I IN TROUBLE? I SUBMITTED MY FIVE COMPULSORY SUBJECTS ONLY(ENG, MATHS, BIO, CHEM, PHY). IS THIS A COSTLY MISTAKE? PLEASE REPLY, THANKS.

Hmmm... Submitted? Well.. I'll like to think u're partially safe... If the officials think they need to see the complete result online after u've shown them ur print out slip, U'll be logged out to upload em'

SirDavico:
Thanks



But this isn't fair though . CSC bench mark should be lower than CENG

LOL

gwkid:
Funny how my cousin had 241 in jamb for Maths and Eco and its saying not eligible whereas Maths and Eco bench mark is 200

Hmmmm

Ksslib:
Or when many of us had to be at the auditorium gate as early as 5am waiting for security to open the gate. Come by 6am and you are late and might not clear for that day. Lol

I tell you. I waka suffer waka no be small. At a point, I became to the "go to" guy for issues concerning correction form and expert consultant for delayed clearance due to incomplete documents and logging out issues.

Looking back, we thank da Lord!

Lmao...

Ksslib:
Lwkmd! That old man dey give laff anytime I see am.

Your own better nah. It took some people a shocking 1week plus just to log out.

And then we'd have to wait on a single-file line will people were being cleared through the back door...

Or was it the time when it became a tradition for u and ur guys to pay a visit daily to new 1000lt to see if God would touch ur clearance officers heart?

Ksslib:
Lol. That guy no know say that "Finally Submit" button weilds the same power as the button that lunches a nuclear war-head or the one that detonates a suicide vest.

Hahaha... I remember when i had to wait for 3 days just for that old man with glasses to log me out..

reeve:
pls oop should i finally submit or wait until we can edit our waec results??

I'll advice u excersice a little patience...

But if u go ahead, chances are you'll be logged out during clearance to upload the said documents

SirDavico:
Last year I was cut off with 4 marks -- Scored 196, So i couldn't apply for UNIBEN post utme.


Now, again, I've been placed on the bench with 4 marks


And to think I was born in april i.e....4


UNIBEN una well done oo.


House don tire me, poly is still a friend




But I shall come back to kick ur ass, Oh UNIBEN, when I'm done with ND.


Bros Rexyblaze how far nau?

Conspiracy theory. Lol

Guy chill... The whole event is still unfolding

zubbymp3:
Dear nairalander's

this is my conclusion towards this topic, I thinks BB is more superior to Android . from my own experience the only problem u have in BB is the battery after from that nothing else . what ur opinion toward my write up??

LOL

Uniben has got a huge task on their hands... Let's hope they do it with as much transparency as possible.

Wishing you all a 'not so stressful' clearance.

phiszo:
This is the only message I've received. "Your order has been received and is being processed."

Then chill, ull hear from them soon

Toluwani113:
Please what's that ? I'm unable to view it on my phone

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