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twistedBalls:
form out yet

no

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hey xeinstra1, u can at least drop by to say hi to the gang...

how can i become FTC?

BlackTechnology:
For wetin
We go see the English wey GMB wife go speak.

ehn?......no go there o. That woman dey Speak english die!

if α and β are the roots of the quadratic equation x^2 -10x +2= 0 , find the value of 1/α^2 + 1/β^2
a. 26
b. 24
c. 3/2
d. 3

Fabzgrace:
7

yeah...it will always be 7 and i proved it up there.

This woman fine sha...
anyways...

RobinHez:
ok here's another from that uni. @madrid Think of a number.
Multiply it by 2.
Add 14.
Divide the result by 2.
Substract the number you initially thought of.
What is the result? OPTIONS; 5, 26, 7, 4, 17, 23, 45, 22, 6

here's the reason why... assuming the number is x, then the expression can be written as ((2x+14)/2)-x =2(x+7)/2 -x =x+7-x =7 ...........

Welcome to the website of the National Assembly. Here, the world is red and grey. But I cannot promise you that the page is very colourful – at least, not as colourful and flamboyant as what the ‘honorable’ lawmakers regularly wear.
Besides, the site is poorly updated. For instance, as of Monday night, there is no information on the results of the just-concluded election. However, it is not a bad place for people looking for resource materials. For one, it documents the bills passed in the last few years. From 2011 till date, the National Assembly has passed a total number of 37 bills, reveals its website. With a few of them passed before the inauguration of the outgoing administration, it implies that fewer than 37 bills were successfully passed by the seventh Assembly.
Some of the bills passed by both chambers – the Senate and the House of Representatives – according to the website, are the Appropriation Bill (2014), the Pension Reform Act (2014), the National Assembly Service Commission Act (2014), the National Assembly Service Act (2014), the Transfer of Convicted Offenders Amendment Act (2013), the Terrorism Prevention Amendment Act (2013), the Appropriation Act (2013) and the Appropriation Amendment Act (2013). Others are the Same Sex Marriage Prohibition Act (2013), the Court of Appeal Amendment Act (2013), the Federal Capital Territory Appropriation Act (2013), the Hydro-Electric Power Producing Areas Development Commission Amendment Act (2013), the Money Laundering Prohibition Amendment Act (2012), the Niger Delta Development Commission Appropriation Act (2012), the Appropriation Act (2012) and the Federal Capital Territory Act (2012).
There are also the Supplementary Appropriation Act (2012), the Universities Miscellaneous Provisions Amendment Act (2012), the Tertiary Education Trust Fund Act (2011), the Industrial Training Fund Amendment Act (2011) and others.
As of Monday, the website operator had yet to update the site to include the 2014 appropriation among the documents the outgoing House of Representatives has successfully treated. The lower chamber had, on Thursday, passed the 2015 budget. Besides the budget, which is still awaiting the Senate’s endorsement, no other bill has been successfully treated and passed by the Assembly this year.
And apart from those made by the current Assembly, the website lists additional 182 acts passed by the previous legislative sessions, making its archive a relatively robust resource centre.
Comparatively, the lawmakers are leaving behind hundreds of unfinished bills. According to the site, the Senate will hand over 370 bills to the next session, with some spending over a decade in its files.
The recent bills that have yet to be trashed or passed are the Central Bank of Nigeria Amendment Bill (2014), the Charted of Public Administration of Nigeria Bill (2014), the Nigerian Council of Food Science and Technology Bill (2014), the Counselling Practitioners Council of Nigeria Bill (2014), the Defence Corporation of the Nigeria Act Amendment Bill (2014) and the Nigerian Electricity Management Authority Bill (2014).
Also, the House of Representatives is sitting on 607 bills, including the Nigerian Career Advice for School Children Bill (2014), the Nigerian Metallurgical Industry Bill (2014), the Non-Governmental Organisations Regulatory Agency of Nigeria Bill (2014), the Family Support Trust Fund Act Amendment Bill and the Nigerian Development Bank Act Amendment Bill.
The Assembly’s site lists public petitions as essential legislative documents of the National Assembly. Checks by our correspondent show that only five of such documents have been documented on the site under the current administration. The Assembly opened with a petition by one Martin Nwabuwa, seeking the intervention of the House of Representatives in his retirement, which he considered unlawful, at John Holt Nigeria and the payment of his benefits. According to the site, the petition, filed on February 7, 2012, was referred to the Committee on Public Petitions. Three years after, those who visit the section are left with questions on the outcome of the plea.
The other four petitions, sponsored by different members of the House of Representatives on behalf of the petitioners, end with remarks similar to that of Nwabuwa. Nothing is said about the current status. Yet, the complete documents are not accessible even though they, supposedly, have been uploaded on the site. This appears to be a major challenge affecting the online resources of the Assembly. The documents are not downloadable.

source: http://www.punchng.com/i-punch/a-visit-to-national-assemblys-website/

[quote author=SwagkingDope post=33501026]

ok here's another from that uni. @madrid Think of a number.
Multiply it by 2.
Add 14.
Divide the result by 2.
Substract the number you initially thought of.
What is the result? OPTIONS; 5, 26, 7, 4, 17, 23, 45, 22, 6

Princecalm:
Let us start the day with this. . In a 3.5 digit voltmeter, the largest number that can be read is?

3

shaddi:
Allow the Dead to rest

i'm afraid...the white men always love to get to the root of things.

The co-pilot of the Germanwings plane that crashed in the French Alps in March appears to have practised a rapid descent on a previous flight, a report by French investigators says. The report said Andreas Lubitz repeatedly set the same plane for an unauthorised descent earlier that day.
Lubitz is suspected of deliberately crashing the Airbus 320, killing all 150 people on board. He had locked the flight captain out of the cockpit. Lubitz appears to have practised programming a rapid descent on the outbound leg of the flight - from Duesseldorf to Barcelona on 24 March - the preliminary report by accident investigation agency BEA said. It added that on several occasions - again with the captain out of the cockpit - the altitude dial was set to 100ft (30m), the lowest possible reading, despite instructions by air traffic control in Bordeaux to set it to 35,000ft and then 21,000ft. It was also reset on one occasion to 49,000ft, the maximum altitude. The changes apparently happened over a five-minute period at about 07:30 starting 30 seconds after the captain left the cockpit.

source: http://m.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32604552

SwagkingDope:
Baba me jus dey observe on a lowkey o0.
I hear say antisam bot ban u again,axin eh dit thunder wea wan strike am xo eh dae brush teeth

asin ehn...the thing just tire me

missfaviy:
Robin please can i get past question for commercial student this is my email account orimadikefavour@gmail.com. Thanks

It is done!

EddyBlingzz:
seen it. drop your bbm id or use mine in my profile. its urgent. thanks

i'm afraid i dont have any IM id for now...but you can reach me through mail if u cant ask it here. thank.

TryAces:
I believe dharay got it right

if we were to bet money on it...will u still say he's right?

Motion sickness otherwise known is a nausea caused by motion, especially by traveling in a vehicle. It occurs as a result of sensory organs sending mixed messages to the brain for processing, which causes dizziness, lightheadedness and most times, frequent vomiting.
For example, an airplane traveler cannot see turbulence, but his or her body can feel it. The resulting confusion can cause nausea or even vomiting.
Children are more susceptible to motion sickness than adults. More than half of children experience motion sickness when travelling by car.
according to chealth.canoe.com/; When you are in a vehicle that moves continuously with relatively slow and prolonged motion, the organ of balance in your inner ear may be affected, causing motion sickness. Motion sickness is likely to happen if you are also worried about having an attack, if the air is stuffy or filled with fumes, or if you have just eaten a big meal. Looking at food can make motion sickness worse. In motion sickness, a discrepancy exists between the motion that is expected to occur and the actual motion sensed by the organ of balance in the inner ear. These unexpected signals translate into a confused message by the brain, leading to the development of symptoms.
There are different ways of treating the sickness. These include avoiding the following before or during travel:
•alcohol
•dairy products
•foods high in salt, protein, or calories
•large meals
•smoking
•unpleasant odours
also, If you read or look at nearby objects, or look at things going by such
as the scenery in your trip, motion sickness could get worse. It is
better to focus on objects on the horizon.
There are also available drugs which a doctor can prescribe but all the same, like my uncle says, its something one will outgrow!
source: http://edscienceblog..in/2015/05/travel-sickness.html?m=1

so guys, share your experiences, either as a kid, or as an adult or on behalf of someone you know.

dharay88:
buhahahahahah... He got all serious...
Neva knew u dey fear like ds o

lool, i'm not afraid of it i'm only afraid of the after-effects

dharay88:

oya Shoki shoki..aaah Shoki shoki..aaah.
Come make we celebrate small.

ah..sorry dude, i dont do such k?

dharay88:

so i get am.? Hmm...still don't bliv sha.

u got aĺl 3! thumbs up man

na some people papa dey dat picture so o....

how i wish eve did not eat that fruit...

According to the Registrar of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation
Board (JAMB) , Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, the post-UTME exams conducted
by higher institutions will soon come to an end with the introduction of CBT Mode in UTME.
He mentioned that following the introduction of CBT, examination malpractice as well, will be completely eradicated with time.
Post-UTME test was introduced because of the level of malpractice that trailed the UTME examinations in the past. However, the JAMB boss is of the opinion that when examination malpractice in UTME is completely eradicated with the introduction of CBT there will definitely be no need for post-UTME in higher institutions.
He further stressed that the CBT Mode was also introduced to prepare
candidates to face the academic challenges in higher institutions.

source: http://myschool.com.ng/school/news/36336/post-utme-to-be-scrapped-soon-jamb-boss.html

This is to inform 2015/2016 Direct entry candidates that JAMB has made provision for them to effect changes on the choice of course and institution. This is for those who have already registered but for one reason or the other may want to make a change in their previously selected courses and institution.

TryAces:
Only naija zoologist will do that in reality...wetin happen to surveillance camera

of course, it's with a camera na
anways, whats ur answer?

SwagkingDope:
God4bid badt tin o0! Shoo! Robin na u dae talk dix wan xo? God4bid badt tin o0! Shoo! Robin na u dae talk dix wan xo?

loool...were u go since last week?

dharay88:
d truth na say i no understand dat numb 3 wella...buh my own workings dey show 6.09blahblah which im not even sure of.

yeah i know how it feels, to be a genius yet and yet dont believe it......
u're absolutely right! 6.1 to 1 d.p.

SwagkingDope:
I resemble economist 4 ya eye?

yes