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*rings bell*
Breaking time is over!!!

buzbanky:
tot as much..biko hlp d needy na..i no wan dey jonze 4 der o

Lol...na bros chibuzeneo get dat ministry

Alphafrank:
hehehehe.
Pharmcy bro......

Sent!

NAIRAEXAMhELP don't even think about it

Alphafrank:
My broda,because say u na my guy eh,n compensation 4 nt getin employd as ma usher,i go jst dash u
1...2...3...4....and 5 grains of uncooked rice,yea i actualy meant grains nt cups,go cook am urself,na because say na u oooo,
PS....i also need da past qstn....

Chai! There is God o!
U na medical student or engine?

SwagkingDope:
Lolx! ah swear guy na dat part na i lyk pax 4 di film sha

Gross!!! I always skipped it (watched it when I was little) the dude was just too cruel, but I loved that guy that paints the future...but my best character was Hiro nakumura and his friend, especially when they played casino

missfaviy:
Please oh who can help me with pastquestions here in the forum especially math,english and current affairs. The lord bless

Only if u promise to follow this thread and not ghost-read...

Alphafrank:
Mehn,airtel network z kilin me over here......abeg make i go cook.........every1 in da hauz,lata tnz

I dey bring cooler come o

Zedric:
Lemme get a serrated knife 1st,


Seen the series "Heroes"?

Where silas rips peeps head open just by pointing at them?...

Princecalm:
Robinho,angrywriter it's been a while now i was damn busy, xeinstra i can see you flowing along.

I b think say u sef close ur account...how ur side na?

Alphafrank:
Hehehehe,qualifications needed to apply
1.u must be born again even b4 u were born
2.ntn les than 40 yrs of ushering xperience
3.u must be able to smile even when angry
if u hav these qualifications proceed to meet XEINSTRA1 for special lessons and adding cheese 2 ur brain,
gudluck

*tears CV*
I no do again! Chai!
I can do everything xcept no3...I use cane to wake people when sleeping in church
And at least 2 people loose their front teeth every sunday cuz they challenge me.

Alphafrank:
Hehehehehe,i ain't preaching buh i believe the truth that therz a higher bein involved and if given the chance one that guides mans affair.....and i believe that therz the need to give honor to whom honor is due...

Ha!
Bros can I be ur usher? Just to collect offering??


Offering time! And we want dollars, the dollar exchange is very high now!

Xeinstra1:
Till forever comes, Johnny Bravo won't be able to match my speed.

Oh yes mama!
But samurai jack will...and u'll be forced to learn math.

Preach! Preacher!!^^^

Y'all take note!

Zedric:
I can

Lol u wish!

JAMB Change of Course/Institution now ends 1st
May. Apply before then.

Xeinstra1:
Never wanted to attend UNIBEN, I ran away from all that Maths in UNILAG.. Yes, as you say It Is Well.. I've gotta be partially high to release that 1k sha.. Till then.

You can't keep running forever!...

The founders of WAEC can't boast of this...

Use Of English......A1
2. Mathematics........ A1
3. Biology............ .....A1
4. Physics............ .....A1
5. Chemistry.......... ...A1
6. Literature......... ....A1
7. Government......... A1
8. Economics.......... ..A1
9. Commerce........... .A1
10. C.R.K.............. ....A1
11. Agric.............. ....A1
12. Geography.......... A1
13. Accounting......... A1

There are lot of conditions that leads to a slow system like damaged registry, harddisk needing defragmenting, virus attack...etc.
Its best u scan ur system and fix those instead of formatting (which is a whole lot of stress)

Here:
www.avg.com/avg-pctuneup

Download avg pc tuneup from that link, and let it do the work for you k?

buzbanky:
am i d only one dat wants to write exam in uniben dat doesnt av a clue of wer to even stay?

Yes!

Lawyers...?

Gimme scientists...and we change the world!

:x

https://www.nairaland.com/2258711/official-football-manager-thread-pc

Check these out guys...

Pukka36:
Lol,U posted this at 6:15am na.thanks for being there yesternyte cox I'on even know that guy.Good morning.

Yeah yeah...dats what friends are for

chibuzineo:
Una gudnyt and sleep tyt oh @Robinhez make u no 4get 2 lock the gate of the thread oh

If I'd locked it, the night riders won't have an entrance to multiply the thread pages

While men slept...

fflamingo:
Mass communications

So u mean no theather arts?

Xeinstra1:
.. I am definitely gonna stop Cartoon Network.. How could I have failed that one..

Cartoon network is no longer the cartoon network I used to know...at least watching dexter's Lab made me grow up loving science.
Try Boing/Kidsco...

Emodeee:
oya dn't mind ya business den. Keep puke nosing.

I'll do just dat

Emodeee:
cn u mind ya business?

Na...not when someone barges into a room of students discussing and picks out someone for a private chat...

chibuzineo:
Hey Robinhez I admire ur courage, atleast I don dey follow ur post since , I luv ur composition and use of words (hey NO HOMO oh). However we are all learning oh

Well bro...today hasn't been all fair on me...I just hope I'd smile again!