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Why the hell should this make front-page!?! Because she flaunts her legs....Christ!

Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe was born in which state in Nigeria?

The current director of Nafdac is _________

The post-utme was introduced in what year?

The only island in africa is __________

The last british governor-general in nigeria was_________

The first country to gain independence in africa is _________

The first african to win miss world beauty crown is ________

_________was the first man to own a car in Nigeria

The biggest stadium in the world is the ____________

The central bank of Nigeria started operation in the year _____________

The biggest airport in the world is in ____________

Current affairs!
Who is the first Female mathematician and Vice chancellor in Nigeria?

Princemomoh:
So all immigrant are slave?.in my country will dont treat immigrants as slave. Ok

I didn't say that o! I said I don't want to be 'enslaved' to their laws. To live in a white man's land, u have to do what the white man wants or else...deportation!

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4 me I love Naija enough to immigrate to a foreign land and become a slave to their customs and laws. I can only travel out for education or business purpose, but naija is in the blood!

SkinnyDude:
Let me open the stage.

i want to immigrate to Finland, and my reasons are:
Finland is one of the happiest places to live.
low crime rate, low unemployment rate.
standard of living is high.
educational system is one of the best.
its passport is one the greatest, it's visa free to more than 170 countries.
it's a beautiful country with many lakes and forests.
Finland is also known as 'land of lakes.
has a strong currency, EURO.
it shares border with nice countries like: Sweden, Norway, Russia and maritime border with Estonia.
it's not over populated.

But, the weather is 'terribly' bad

Nice countries like Russia Guy ask ukraine whether Russia dey nice

dharay99:
I laff in Portuguese, I hope n pray u can do such till d end of this thread....

Seems u don't know d ratio of guys to girls on this thread.

eghos12:
but @ the start i had 0k and i paid 2k and left with 1k so how did the i have an extra 1k making it 2k

Look at it from dis angle.
U borrowed 100k 50-50 apiece from ur parents.
U used 97k, remaining 3k
U paid 2k , 1 to mama, 1 to papa
Adding the remaining 1k which u kept to the 97k u were owing, u have 98k I.e u now owe 98k
Divide the 98k by 2, u'll have 49-49K...that means when u pay the 49k to both parties, u've paid off ur debt because u have initially given them 1k each...so 49+1=50

So, u're getting it wrong because u still think u're owing 97k which means u're still having 1k left to pay.

fredalicious:
its owk 4 u guys nw @ dharay nd princecalm..u both argue lyk girlz.
gud morning pukka..aws ur nyt.
its seems i wunt b talkin 2 any guy here again..only pukka i wil b talkin 2..

because 2 guys have a MISUNDERSTANDING?
Oya...lie say u nor dey fight!

SwagkingDope:
Baba o0,nobi beta pesin them dae copy? Okay ma drop dix fake MTN recharge card pin 236254235512.....try am sha,e fit work o0

Hahahahaha...u funny o

dharay99:
tankz man, just not in a gud mood & sum1 is tryna infuriate me along d way.

Plz get me sumtin chilld, garri will weaken me d more.

No vex jare...I nor fit open my freezer now because rain fall throughout the night and everywhere dey cold now, so u can manage dat first b4 sun come out.

SwagkingDope:
Gud mawing fellow Unibenites,word 4 2day- Read hard,work hard and play hard. God bless y'all

Brotherly!...u sef dey give word 4 d day? Anyways, u must drop small offering 4 copying me.....looool...na joke o
Nothing do u jare!

eghos12:
abeg make una help me for this strong maths


Let's assume u saw a laptop of 97K. You did'nt
have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from your
mom and 50K from your dad =100K. You bought
the laptop which left you with 3K change. You
gave your dad 1K and your mom 1K and kept the
other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and your dad 49K. Now 49+49+ ur 1K kept =
99K. Where is the missing 1K.

I don't know how I'm gonna explain this to u so u'll understand...
You're actually owing ur mom and dad 49.5k each. The 1k which u kept 4 urself was part of the 100k and u were suppose to share it with them. So keeping it 4 urself makes it ur own and no longer part of the 100k u borrowed initially so that means, the 1k which is deficit is(supposedly) the 1k which u didn't give to them.

@dharay99 and princecalm

Toyorsih:
whats the jamb cut off mark this year!??

Uniben is stuck on 200 sis.

Drdonzeez:
hahaha... How can she CUM. lol.

chisos!
Ur mind need hypo o...

But chatting don spoil people's spelling sha

Morning y'all
A word- as Elephant head dey heavy am, na so ant head dey heavy am too.
Interpreters!

holatin:
because I did a mistake

Gbagaun!!!

Princecalm:
so what made you stopped?

No opportunities...I became involved in other things that took my time.

holatin:
prof, so because I did a mistake of writing frustration instead of frustrating you wan die

Loool...just laugh with me...