We all know some of our people have the habit of asking some rhetorical , perhaps ridiculous questions like ;

1. When someone calls u at the middle of the night n asks
Person : guy hw far u nw , u dey sleep ni ?
Me : No o , I dey poundyam , come chop !
2. When u finally home at night
Person : My dear , You r back ?
Me : *with a grin look* , No am nt ...
3. When u eating and someone wants to beg u for food or
Just wanna be dumb.
Person : Ah! John u dey chop ni ?
Me : ah! No oo , I dey pray ni
4. When u picking beans
Person: john na beans u wan chop today ni
Me : no o , I jst dey pick am for fun ni
Lastly ....
5 . When u alone with a girl in ur sitting rooom , n u tryn to turn her on by sliding ur fingers into the p**sy

Girl: *with a thin eye n a cracking voice * , John wah u tryn to do ?
Me : am tryn to pull ur pant so I wash them for u !!!!


Feel free to add yours !!

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