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Nuelstar:
k,we nid class rep o

AngryArmani:
she's short. like, really short. just an inch taller than the table.

nwajude1:
This means I will fill anoda correction form and wait for another 2weeks? Chai

Venus007:
Lmao!!! Im average jor. Nt yet bleachd. To be bleached..... I told u Il bleach it if UNIBEN sun dye me too much. Its toning sef, nor bleashing.

nwajude1:
It was corrected on my portal

yungEX:
Lol what a revelation! So venus007 is actually light skinned and Robinhez is using spirit to groom his beards

itfreda:
no..i am tired of the whole thing...ve you?

itsNOVA:
Hehehehe. Well, you are the speaker and we are the speakee. We have told you what we think about your voice

Venus007:
Lol. Nd dat was my straightest voice oh. But Imnt against homosexuality lyk I said. ..... Nd cum to think of it we avnt eaten P. yam at home in d past 2yrs. . Buh dats my fave with Egusi with mur meats dan d ugwu leaves insyd it.

itsNOVA:
Pick up your phone. Go to your voice recorder. Record yourself. Then play it and listen carefully.
When you're done login and tell us what you think about your voice

Venus007:
Thunder fire u dia. .... With dat ur small small undergrowth on ur chin.

Nuelstar:
wic area

Venus007:
GBAMEST!!! ... I told him so.

itsNOVA:
RobinHez hope you can see this Mr tiny Voice.

Ksslib:
I still remember when I wrote jamb. How I travelled from my town to a town alien to me,just to write the exam. I still remember how I sat there at that bar reading my jamb pack like my life depended on it while others were busy enjoying life. Like I was going to die if I took my eyes off even for a micro second to crush the bad belle mosquitoes that were having a very nice time with my leg and of course,debiting from my blood bank with needle like mouths.

I stil remember how I was awake all through that same night which was just few hours to my exam not because the little boy that was on the same bed with me kept farting in his sleep but cos I was restless and kept asking myself "what if I fail"?

Then Pume came and I was worried again "what if I fail"? I remember how at a certain time,my priorities changed from "make heaven" to "pass pume,then we can start talking of making heaven"..lol

I still remember a certain time when all that mattered was to become a student of Uniben.

As I walked into class today to receive lecture for the first time,I paused and meditated on the journey so far and smiled.

I smiled because I remembered how not to too long ago I was an aspirant. "Bloody jambites",they will fondly call us.

I smiled because I looked back at how unserious I was with my jamb preparations but still made it. How very unserious I was with pume but still made it. And then and there,it hit me. The realisation that I could be anything I wanted to be --- the question was just a matter of "how bad ksslib really wanted it"?

And then and there, I muttered something to myself that will come to become an intimate part of my pursuit of happiness till the day I bite the dust

"If ksslib really wants it,he gets it"....

And I smiled..

Signing out..

Nuelstar:
Guy u dey Engineering abi

Nuelstar:
Guy u dey Engineering abi

nwajude1:
Please what do I do my date of birth of corrected today but I got to find out that the day of birth is wrong please if I take back to the correction officer will I wait for weeks again?

itsNOVA:
Lol

itsNOVA:
Thats Exactly how you talk too. Lol. You gat a mature face and a tiny voice.
In summary,. Your voice is too tiny for your face

Fabzgrace:
No need to be. I'm nt vexing.


Dont worry yours is coming ASAP .

Ebayray:
Tankuuu.. .
Mum don dy call sef...

Ebayray:



God!!! Who send me msg make I enter dis bus...

Ah wish ah know, I for follow RobinHez jes nw...

Can you imagine dis stewpid driver stopped d vehicle outside main gate nd told us dat we shuld come down, dah he nr get oil.

Gosh, so instead of me paying #40, I wan come pay #100.


And am hungry here nd no bus..


Robinhez abeg if you get home, tell em say u nr see me.

Fabzgrace:
you,seemed kinda indifferent.

Ol boy, i had to collect my eligibility n record files ooo.
Them waste my time bt i thank God it was successful

Teempakguy:
yes, sir!

the end always justifies the means.

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so, my evil plan, eh? well, it is kind of a secret. like your plans are. it's only fair.

Fabzgrace:
Your behaviour was funny,thats why



Good 4 u,i spent more than half of my day at auditorium.

Venus007:
My Philosophy doesnt agree with him.

Teempakguy:
i read recently . . .

people will often say ridiculous things that have no relevance to the matter at hand in order to sound divine.

Not that it has the slightest thing to do with any thing.

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I'm spectacular. as usual. my Evil plan is about to take off.

meanwhile, it seems you have resumed classes. am i right?

Venus007:
Abeg help me do photocopy nah.