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Izit me or tonto's breast is slightly showing

love dat series.....crazy set of people. love their lives, no regrets

when u look at the sun u r looking @ 8 mins ago, if d sun dies all of a sudden, it will take us abt 8mins to know......and according to einsteins theory of relativity, if u can travel infinitely at the speed of light, time tends to slow down for u, everything around u will pause. anoda example is space time. space time is slower than time on earth, because there aint no gravity in space, d lesser d gravity, d slower d time, dats y dose people leaving on a cliff, time passes through them slower because they r farther to the earth's core (lesa gravity for dem)........my token, time travelling is very possible, dere just might not be equipment for it yet, but arbitrary theories claims it is possible.....

give me ur best 7 or 8" spec with the best battery life (mah) for 35k..thanks

pics and specs?

evil spirit sef sabi beta tin.....y nah only bride he dey possess

wildprince: No insult intended doe, buh does the school have a sport complex?

NO almiost tho

allgoodlight: 1-She most be fun to be with(i dislike boring life)
2-knowledge smart(my future children most be smart)
3-creative and talented(it make the home entertaining)
4-spiritual minded(to reduce problem)
5-her body type must be type 6 and softlike (not too slim nor fat for me to enjoy her well)
6-she must be economical(for financial stabilty)
7-she must be polite,respectful, and submissive.(for peaceful home)

see mouth, u like good thing

a girl who can approach me, its called guts, witnesd few tho

a girl who can approach me, its called guts, witnesd few tho

Skmoda360: What the f' is wrong with kwasu...all 400levl stdnt to stay in schl hostel...is it by force...i knw fit stay 4 schl hostel at all.

u don forget ni, nah so dem talk last yr nah, it was compulsory for 100 and 400, nah wash

wish u llnp bro

robinicule: oh better, would av asked u to drop ur no, buh nairalanders here ar not smiling, so here is mine 08071313410, whatsapp, pop a chat,...gays pls stay clear..

i just wasted nairalands ink to type dat, didnt i.....well its called guts....guess u couldnt handle it lol

naij28: you mean this one ?

no, d sleeping guy

naij28: lol

for ur sake, i really hope u switched off ur camera's shutter sound when taking dat last pics.....

abdulslutsky: A lady that can differentiate between sarcasm and real talks attracts me.

An introverted extrovert attracts me

i swarr i love girls dat understand my level of sarcasm, dey turn me on mehn, i relate it with healthy brains tho

sailormoon: Wherever he wants

oh better, would av asked u to drop ur no, buh nairalanders here ar not smiling, so here is mine 08071313410, whatsapp, pop a chat,...gays pls stay clear..

sailormoon: Similar sense of humour
Gets my references
Multilingual
Doesn't smile a lot (lol)
Intelligent
Knowledgeable
Witty

good, where should we start from

STENON: Honest and Optimistic.
Funny in Words and in action, Someone who smiles always.

Lastly....Someone that is very good and skillful in solving Mathematics.

then i believe am d man for u

sluvy4tune: Kindly remove Uyo from that list please. Uyo will be expensive(maybe in 3-5years) from now, but at the moment cost of living in Uyo is cheap.

My 2 bedroom apartment, in the heart of the town,interlocked compound with gate,fence round and well sized up bedroom I got it for 250k.( have also seen 3bedroom for 250k as well nice compound)The environment is cool & the house is a virgin house(freshly build) that's why some would say is that expensive.

My 3 bedroom office space with 2 toilet,interlocked compound also in the centre of the town went for 300k, thou not a virgin apartment but very decent and nice 3storey building.

Taking cabs/keke is also very affordable, the price ranges from #30 -#50, if you want a drop it goes for about #150-#200

Journey of 20mins is 20mins no matter the hold up (that's if you encounter any ) I leave my house by 8:49am to catch up an appointment with some1 by 9am and I am rest assure I will get there promptly.

Finally if you wanna relax/chill a movie ticket at silverbird in Uyo is just #250 my first time I tot it was a joke

Considering where I am coming from Abuja/Phc I consider Uyo the cheapest for now. An average abuja /ph Guy is a top notch celeb (money no be problem) in Uyo.
For babes matter na u go tire especially if you be Corper. Don't know why but ibom ladies love corpers Akwa ibom ladies truly know how to keep a man. Food and other wise.

Mbok if you see chicken for #200 u go delete this thread.

over cheapness dry worry Uyo

farano: Upload your sandpaper face let's see

shii.... dis is cruel

VANITY.....even with the amount of money she spent on bleaching, she is still not that fair......anyways kenyans are crazily black,....she should better start using her head to think rather than to keep plaiting brazilian hair and all sorts...

too much eba......girls be having big belly and still be putting on tight clothes

Neuer......the argentine babes dont need to wash their face.....the tears will do it

the argentine babes dont need to wash their face, d tears will do it

team nigeria click like

acada111: Lol....i hear u. wado

hmmm oya pop d chat

acada111: Lol....kosi wahala. happy Sunday by the way

yah same bae....hmmmm, i can see where dis might lead me too there is a probability that u would add me on whatsapp 08071313410..d odds i cant predict, but i like taking chances u know #yolo

acada111: Lol.......na babe I be o, bros

pardon me...with ur iconic moves i felt u werr a guy....mehn i still respect u....u must very bad tho lol