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psycho

yes!!!


Will you offer me lunch?

lol

i an f**king hungry

u're welcome

crayzie is another way of saying crazy

ok. here have a few lumps of sugar

no ooo!!! na u b numba wan!!!

never

will u sing me a lullaby?

I love Iice

I love aacidrop

i love love love beauteous

I am looking for who will dash me Lexus

omode!!!

will you shoot steve in the head?

d yoruba was for ibkaye

@ibkaye
ore melo ni mo tun ni lori nairaland?

Nauru

thing is the singular of things

wetin una go come give me?

@yong babe

might as well give up ya citizenship and cease to be a Nigerian!!!

Me i love naija o!!!

Ore mi ki lo ni mo so?

me ke? i resemble monkey?

yes, if you are part of the things i am cleaning. i fit help u brush ya teeth and scrub ya back. . .


Will you have lunch with me?

mo ti miss gan sha!!!

ok lemme rephrase it for her : "do you wat to come to our wedding?"

Answer: to come do wat?


Do you always look for loop holes in other peoples questions?

lysaa u no wan YIM me abi? na my babe u wan YIM. No go poison her mind o!!!

delicious was a song by biglo and 2shot

yeah! like ice water

hell no!!!

will you be my housegirl?

d dealer don bring am. come collect dis one. . ._{hands Ibkaye the keys}

where all of una dey run go?

no worry. I dey buy anoda one ids afternoon. you fit come carry dis one den.

eh hen!!! so na you come borrow d car last week when i travel? I for say! i see say d mileage don increase when I return.

go buy ya own o!!!

how u dey?

OLAADEGBU:
The Bible was sub-divided into verses in the year 1551 A.D. by Robert Stephen

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Why did David pick up 5 stones on his way to kill Goliath?

Because there were five philistine Lords and five philistine cities.


Which verse is in the centre of the Bible?

Well, shebi u dey watch prison break? u fit act am now!!!

@boriswole

then why did all those buildings in Lagos come tumbling down?


Did you know its cheaper to build and fit a V6 engine into a car than to fit an inline-6 engine?

finally u get the sense to run!!!

beautiful, elegant, striking, stunning, pretty, alluring. . .bro d list is endless!!!