₦airaland Forum

will you all stop picking on lysaa?

i dey o! just dey enter and wanna cook up some fun. any beta?

dragnet angelic?

lysaa do u think he is?

lysaa na only u dey hia?

@lysaa

wassup?

i still love Iice

I love acidrop too

i think i love moyola

I love all my crazy friends

I love beauteous best!!!

@okanran
roflmfao sorry to disappoint u my guy, but the most advanced firewall and hacker-proof systems come standard on my birds. . .no stinking program by ur kindergarten toddlers can so much as change the wind direction by a whiff! _{about to give the order for his boys to fire at will. . .do we go weapons hot?} well, if nor be say beau like u small i for release the triggers. ^{to my boys. . .}[center]stand down! i repeat, stand down! hold your fire! he aint worth wasting all that ammo on![/center]

I'm gonna let u be; you'll pass. besides, i never feels right to blast a kindred spirit to smithereens. . .

@lysaa
dey do follow follow there o! when okanran go dump u like bad habit, e go do u like film trick. i don warn u now o!!!

ehn!!! me? see dis madam o!!! if nor be say u na ibkaye friend i for show u mai color for hia. anyway sha, i go assume say u nor know when d thing fall from ya mouth. take small tissue clean ya mouth ^{smiles and hands her a tissue. . .}

@beau

no fear. u no say na yhu be numero uno. non compére.

@lysaa

y u dey tease my beau now?

@okanran

u mean u still use those oversized MiGs? I'm disappointed. did you see my squadron of F-22 Raptors and F-35 Lightnings fly over your head just now? They are loaded with laser guided bombs o!!!_{i wont tell u who is doing the spotting. . .} so do not try my aerial prowess and fire power o!!! i dont wish to annihilate anyone; just leave mai madam for me. chikena!!!


@lysaa
he's not mad. just astounded at meeting so much superior fire power.

@beau
let him go jooo!!! i'm still here for u; always _{wipes her tears and holds her close}

@ibk

menene ki ce?

@lysaa
ibkaye na ya aunty o! for yoruba land we dey respect elders well well; oys say sorry before i lay u across my lap give you 24 strokes of koboko!!!

so wen r we gonna celebrate it properly?

no.

do u think its compulsory to get married?

yes i eat with my hand and yes its carbohydrate

do you think its normal to eat rice and yam together?

yeeee!!! fight wan shele. anyone gt some popcorn?

i would say i'm speaking in the dignified yoruba language; want me to teach you?

now i'm last!!!

who be pikin, olodo and agbaya?

@beau

not exactly

@ukoma
yes


do you think I'm crazy about beauteous?

@okanran

magnum ko, colt ni! did i tell u i walk around with a retinue of guards who would make Ghaddafi jealous? also my personal body guards (5 of them!) are armed with M-16s and RPGs. I personally carry a H&K MP-10 as my baby.^{u sure say u still wan try me?} in fact, we're headed your way right now. . .

and whats goin on with ma precious beauteous_{here comes the knight in shining armour}

I am not dreaming.

I am crazy about Rihanna

I am still in love with Iice

I think I love acidrop too

I love yoghurt

yes o! i want cake o!!! big, gigantic chunk!!!

I want to buy Lexus!!!

I liek fine girls!

I'm in love with Iice!!!!!! _{are those random enough}

wata gwan inna hia?

wetin be ya own sef? she say she wan make u match me with her! na her wish be dat!!

@beau
i dey here jare; how make we start? if he no gree match i go do d matching myself!

do you not think there's more to a relationship than shopping and action?

she tell u say she spoil?

ok o!!! Ibkaye i don come here come wish u my own for dis thread; but u no say na my wifey (beauteous) i don first wish u. I never see my own cake o!!! abi u don give dat guy all d remaining? a ma ja o!!!

Okanran since u na matchmaker, u suppose know who go match me nah! oya who u wan match me with? if she no fine i nor dey take o!!!

@ibkaye

ore mi so ibi lo wa sa pa mo si! ko daa o!!! o de pa omo timm yes si kona kan o wa n fi cake si elo mii l'enu nibi. ko daa o!

@okanran and beau

so na hia una come hide put!!! i don catch una now_{wetin dey happen for here sef?}