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Celebrities / Has Kylie Jenner Finally Said Goodbye To Her Plumped Up Lips? by rolandsilva(m): 8:09am On Mar 09, 2016 |
She has been under constant scrutiny over her pronounced pucker in recent years which culminated in her finally admitting to lip fillers. But perhaps Kylie Jenner is ready to say goodbye to her plumped up lips. The 18-year-old reality star took to Instagram on Tuesday to share a bizarre photo of her filled out pout flying off her face. http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/03/has-kylie-jenner-finally-said-goodbye.html
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Jokes Etc / Chinese Men Spotted Buying Food From 'mama Put' In Lagos by rolandsilva(m): 7:58am On Mar 09, 2016 |
These Chinese men were spotted buying food at a roadside food vendor's stand on Toyin Street, Ikeja, beside the GT Bank. See more photos after the cut; http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/03/chinese-men-spotted-buying-food-from.html
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Jokes Etc / Not Many Nigerian Guys Will Do This (photo) by rolandsilva(m): 11:48pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
just stumble upon the photo online, and I'm very sure that not all Nigerians will do it, except warri guys *biko* see photo through the link below and drop comments http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/03/not-many-nigerian-guys-will-do-this.html |
Politics / Nigeria Will Not Withdraw From OPEC, Devalue Currency – Buhari Tells Al Jazeera by rolandsilva(m): 6:08pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Full news + video: http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/03/nigeria-will-not-withdraw-from-opec-or.html Just nine months into his term, President Muhammadu Buhari is under pressure. Under his leadership, the currency has reached record lows and inflation has reached the highest level since 2012, while Nigeria currently has a budget deficit of over $10bn. With almost 90 percent of Nigeria’s export earnings tied to oil, the low oil price has had a devastating impact on his country, the world’s eighth-largest oil exporter and Africa’s largest oil producer. In an interview with Martine Dennis on Talk To Al Jazeera, Buhari questions the current policy of the Organisation of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) to prioritise market share over the price of a barrel of oil. “OPEC has to work together to save the situation. If you can produce less and earn more, why produce more and earn less ? I have never been able to understand it but the market forces are influenced by a lot of political decisions, both regional and global, and we have to live by it.” Read more: http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/03/nigeria-will-not-withdraw-from-opec-or.html
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Jokes Etc / Monday Teaser: Who Deserve Your Sit And Why ? by rolandsilva(m): 5:55pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/03/mondayteaser-who-deserves-your-seat-and.html Who would you get up for? http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/03/mondayteaser-who-deserves-your-seat-and.html
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Celebrities / Tempting! Paul Okoye's "First Lady" Unveiled In A Bikini by rolandsilva(m): 7:57am On Feb 27, 2016 |
Paul Okoye don't mind moving on from P-Square
saga, he has started his record label - RudeBoy
Records - with the unveiling of his first female
artiste who goes by the name Lucy. Checkout her
pics via the link below... http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/02/tempting-paul-okoyes-first-lady.html ...this babe looks like one who will dish out rough stuffs! |
Politics / The Real Jagaban by rolandsilva(m): 11:49pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
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Politics / Who Is The Best President So Far by rolandsilva(m): 11:30pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
nairalanders, get in here!!! who's your best president so far, and who do u wish to be there forever ? nairalanders, get in here!!! who's your best president so far, and who do u wish to be there forever *winks* ? *winks* www.gistvibez.com 1 Share
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Jokes Etc / Barrister Akpors And The Village Farmer by rolandsilva(m): 10:53pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
Barrister Akpors who’s gone to the
village for Xmas celebration went
hunting in a nearby village.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it
fell into a farmer’s field on the other
side of a fence.
As Barrister Akpors climbed over the
fence, an elderly gentleman asked him
what he was doing.
He responded, “I shot a duck and it
fell in this field, I’m going in to
retrieve it.”
The old farmer replied, “This is my
property, and you are not coming over
here.”
Arrogant Akpors said, “I am one of
the best trial attorneys in this
country, and, if you don’t let me get
that duck, I’ll sue you and take
everything!”
The old farmer smiled and said,
“Apparently, you don’t know how we
do things here. We settle small
disagreements like this with the
Three-Kick Rule.”
Barrister Akpors asked, “What is the
three-Kick Rule?”
The Farmer replied, “Well, first I kick
you three times and then you kick me
three times, and so on, back and
forth, until someone gives up.”
Barrister Akpors quickly thought about
the proposed contest and decided that
he could easily take the old farmer.
He agreed to abide by the local
custom.
The old farmer slowly walked up to
him.
His first kick planted the toe of his
heavy work boot into Akpor’s groin
and dropped him to his knees.
His second kick nearly wiped Akpors’
nose off his face.
Barrister Akpors was flat on his belly
when the farmer’s third kick to a
kidney nearly caused him to give up.
He eventually summoned every bit of
his will and managed to get to his
feet and said,
“Okay, you old farmer, now it’s my
turn.”
The farmer smiled and said,
“Now, I give up. You can have the
duck.” 1 Share
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Nairaland / General / Banker Caught Stealing Money From Bank's Vault by rolandsilva(m): 10:43pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/02/banker-caught-stealing-money-from-banks.html It was a very embarrassing moment for a banker, who works as a cashier, in one of the new generation banks located along New Market Road, Onitsha, as he was alleged to have been caught after removing an unspecified sum of money meant for the vault. The man (names withheld), according to a source, was in the habit of stealing money meant for daily transactions with customers. The bank has in the past been experiencing shortages after each day’s business and the losses debited against signatories to the cash. It was revealed that after monies had been ferried away to Central Bank for deposit, officials always come back complaining of shortages until that fateful day. The man who was remorseful when it was discovered that he was responsible for the missing funds pleaded with the cash officer and the operations manager not to report the incident to the management at the headquarters. In a swift disagreement, another banker in whose name the missing money had always been debited accused the man of attempting to ruin her career as she always experienced shortages at the close of work each day which has suddenly pitched her against the management and other staff of the bank. The lady banker who was said to be in her thirties also complained of having paid heavily for losses which was debited to her. She was marvelled as she wept, saying that fate had finally caught up with the man trying to throw her back into the labour market. http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/02/banker-caught-stealing-money-from-banks.html |
Romance / Re: Why Do Most People With Fine Voices Turn Out Ugly? by rolandsilva(m): 6:05pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
Nice, angelina |
Nairaland / General / Re: Toke Makinwa Steps Out In Style by rolandsilva(m): 6:04pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
vicstar, I feel your style |
Nairaland / General / Toke Makinwa Steps Out In Style by rolandsilva(m): 5:00pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
Toke makinwa is a fashionista, see more photos below......... http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/02/toke-makinwa-steps-out-in-style.html
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TV/Movies / Re: VIDEO: See How This Guy Display His Talent by rolandsilva(m): 12:01am On Feb 25, 2016 |
how ? wetin do am ? |
TV/Movies / VIDEO: See How This Guy Display His Talent by rolandsilva(m): 11:09pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Yea, People got talent ooo.....and its also good to know what you're good at and build it, watch this short clip below https://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=4mApmBAQOOY |
Nairaland / General / Meet Olajumoke's Mother & Mother-in-law (photos & Details) by rolandsilva(m): 10:20pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Anybody can make it big, it's all about time and
chance...
Mrs Ramota Kamorudeen, a vegetable seller at Obada
market in Iree, Boripe area of Osun State, is the
mother of Olajumoke Orisagunna, a bread seller in
Lagos who recently shot to fame courtesy of ace
singer and photographer, T. Y. Bello. In this
interview with Tribune’s Oluwole Ige, Mrs Kamorudeen
bares her mind on her daughter’s sudden
transformation. Excerpts: Check out photos+ details below http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/02/meet-olajumokes-mother-mother-in-law.html |
Jokes Etc / What Image Did You See On This Plaintain by rolandsilva(m): 10:04pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
Can you guess the image you see on the plantain ? http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/02/what-image-did-you-see-on-this-plaintain.html
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Nairaland / General / How To Become A Great & Well Known Person In Life by rolandsilva(m): 9:55pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/02/how-to-become-great-well-known-person.html "Make the most of yourself....for that is all there is of you." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson We've all made mistakes throughout our lives that haven't exactly put us in the best light--like bullying someone in school or telling what seemed like a little white lie. Chances are, however, you probably felt a little guilt and grew because of the situation. I'm an average guy trying to become better in both my work and home life. I'll never be perfect, but it doesn't mean I won't try. If you want to continue to grow as a person, here are 15 ways to make the most of yourself. http://www.gistvibez.com/2016/02/how-to-become-great-well-known-person.html Click link for full version>>>> [ http:///PMRoZH ] |
Celebrities / Re: MTN Presents Cars To Project Fame Season 8 Winners (photos) by rolandsilva(m): 4:27pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
visit gistvibez.com the new best blog.....informative hub |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Chat Zone And Meet New Freindz by rolandsilva(m): 10:42am On Oct 06, 2015 |
Another great social app is now available for everyone its whatsapp alternative and you can add freinds through number and username though nt yt available on play store but can download it here www.appsgeyser.com/2050366. Invite friends and make cool chat........ nairalanders!!!! |
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