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Clarence Peters is just a DON when it comes to videos.. Can't even seem to find any DJ tee here.... Ma frnds and I have been arguing but I hope this settles a lot about Clarence's creativity

This is quite edudesigned by a creative mind.. Thanks.. Good write up with the clear truth stated in it rather than some t**ts always posting fake links on how to make $15,000 in 2minutes, like say if them sabi that kind tin, dem for gree share am with stranger.. God Bless

But Madam your use of the FOOLISHNESS word so many times is too much.. Even if you are older than Don Jassy or every entertainer in Nigeria, it does not give you the right to use words like this on people just be ause you can.. And for the records, Nigeria is Not USAand we are not following thier lead.. We do what's best for us..

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.... So how much and how do i send it to u??

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Ya'll 4got to add watching Nigerian Super Eagles matches to the list.. They are one of the very important causes of High BP to Nigerians as long as Nigeria is concerned..

Chief alajimeche maybe i'm just part of the few that are pissed because i don't think its fair.. They stoped banking activities and no one complained for 5days to upgrade from Finacle 7 to Finacle 10 and all this poo crap is still hapnening.. Somewhere around the southern part of the Niger, directly infront of the atlantic ocean, precisely Port-harcourt, Last Bank Plc is holding my school fees..

@smartchoice my issue has lasted through the weekend and i needed it to settle a very important issue.. I'm wondering how long it will take them to rectify it.. If what i've said will destroy their image, i have no appologies until they rectify my issue and probably same thing happening to hundreds of customers out there..

smartchoice: While I don't work at first bank. I feel strongly about your post calling the bank fraudulent! Been through the same issues with the same bank and it was resolved smoothly though it took some days but it was resolved and I got my money. So please work on your human relation skills , attitudes and behavior. And be careful before uttering damaging words that could be tantamount to defamation!

@smartchoice my issue has lasted through the weekend and i needed it to settle a very important issue.. I'm wondering how long it will take them to rectify it.. If what i've said will destroy their image, i have no appologies until they rectify my issue and probably same thing happening to hundreds of customers out there..

I've suffered a loss on a Skye bank ATM machine at Garrison PHc. I am a First bank customer and i went to a Skye bank ATM to withdraw but the machine didn't pay me due to a dispense error rather it deducted my account with the exact amount i was trying to withdraw and i also got an alert about 30 minutes later that I've withdrawn from my account. All effort made to get my money back failed. I even filled form given to me by Firstbank but nothing still came up..

I've suffered a loss on a Skye bank ATM machine at Garrison PHc. I am a First bank customer and i went to a Skye bank ATM to withdraw but the machine didn't pay me due to a dispense error rather it deducted my account with the exact amount i was trying to withdraw and i also got an alert about 30 minutes later that I've withdrawn from my account. All effort made to get my money back failed. I even filled form given to me by Firstbank but nothing still came up.. I'll pay them back in there own coin..

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Femi Tanx..

Bro Femi plz I need d activation key for my repligo too.. My pin is 22AB1D85.. Tanx in advance.. God bless

BreAKING NEWS !!! 25 People wearing Red Dresses in. Lagos just turned into Chickens....
30 Fashola Buses just Turned into Okada 30min ago......
24 Boxer Okada just turned into wheel Baro in Ogun state..
45 Cars in Abuja just turned into Bicycles ......
15 Women menstruating in Kaduna just Lost their vagina....
In Calabar 60 people just lost their Teeth while using Close Up
Airtel Office in Enugu Turned into a food Canteen..
I myself,as am typing dis,my fone just turned into a biro cos my battery is low and it is blinking red...

femi4: 5AQ97C

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Plz i want the Activation code too.. My pin is 22485DC0.. Tanx

This Post Has Been Closed Indefinately By LASMA... Don't Ask Why... Now To Our Feature Presentation... Just A Shit Of Paper And Your Keyboard/pad... Answer all question.
NOTE:- calculator or any electronic
devices
are not allowed. | Time:-
1hr:30mins only.
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE.
1) What is the name of the first
Igbo boy
that opened shop at Alaba
international
market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim
(c) Gov.
Peter Obi
2) Who addressed herself as a
widow while
her husband is still alive?
(a) Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c)
Stella
3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B) Thunder (c) ASUU
(d)
Patience Dame
4) You can sharpen cutlass on
Banky W's
head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know
5) What are the names of the two
people
holding hands when you power-
on a Nokia
phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B)
Ryan Giggs
and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB
6) If the past tense of take is took,
the past
tense of make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken
7) I have a dream is to Luther King
as I have
no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ
What is the plural form of
GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium
9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma
Finally
Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB
next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for
NURTW
10) Which University has the
highest no. of
babes that travel to Dubai for
2weeks and
return with British accent?
(a) Ebus B)Unijos (c) Uniabj (d)
Malu
SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all
questions.
(1a) Differentiate between Do or
Die and if I
don't win the next election their
will be
blood shed.
(1b) If it took Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan
50years to trek to Aso rock
without SHOES,
how long will it take if he was
putting on
"CANVASS"
(2a) Using Almighty Formula,
calculate the
diameter of Banky W's head (take
♊=3.14)
(2b) If your X-Boyfriend or X-
girlfriend Wins
N100Million Naira In The Glo
WINBIG Promo
2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X!
I Repeat!
Find X”
(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a
boy, who is
Adaobi?
(3b) What are the surnames of the
three
statues that welcome you to
Lagos?
Goodluck to you all.

Good Morning Frnds.. I've not
been onlyn 4 quite a while now
bt nairaland now seems to be d
last solution for ma confusions.. I
am in real need of career advice
and i dont want to make a
wrong decision again.. I am so
confused about ma situation.. Plz
just devote a little of ur valuable
time to offer me sum advice.. God
bless u.. I got admission last year
into Akwa Ibom State Uni(AKSU)
to study Geology and i dont lyk d
course, d reason y i choosed it at
first was because i was gettin so
much pressure from my parents,
but i just go to realize i dont lyk d
course and i am studying such a
technical course in a new skul
dat doesnt hav work or
experience accreditation.. We
havent gone on any field trips
and d skul jst started(just we
year 1 students and d pioneers
year 2 students) plus d skul isnt
recognized by any company, and
d skul system is nat 2 gud bt i
want to take d next JAMB and go
back to my state (rivers state) to
study Petroleum Engineering.. I
am willin to answer all
questions.. Plz just make
meaningful suggestions.. Thanks
once again.. Plz dont go without
saying something..

Good Morning Frnds.. I've not been onlyn 4 quite a while now bt nairaland now seems to be d last solution for ma confusions.. I am in real need of career advice and i dont want to make a wrong decision again.. I am so confused about ma situation.. Plz just devote a little of ur valuable time to offer me sum advice.. God bless u.. I got admission last year into Akwa Ibom State Uni(AKSU) to study Geology and i dont lyk d course, d reason y i choosed it at first was because i was gettin so much pressure from my parents, but i just go to realize i dont lyk d course and i am studying such a technical course in a new skul dat doesnt hav work or experience accreditation.. We havent gone on any field trips and d skul jst started(just we year 1 students and d pioneers year 2 students) plus d skul isnt recognized by any company, and d skul system is nat 2 gud bt i want to take d next JAMB and go back to my state (rivers state) to study Petroleum Engineering.. I am willin to answer all questions.. Plz just make meaningful suggestions.. Thanks once again.. Plz dont go without saying something..

yes, Would u lyk to be poor

The show that is ending today gave us live videos and pix of contestants glamouring for a grand prize dats pretty big though, we saw From porn shows to poeple trying to fake reality to playboy type of lifestyle, The idea clearly shows that Immorality triumphs over Morality, This BIG BOTHER TIN is just not gud enuf to get ma TV tym, Karen in ma own opinion is supposed to have cartoons as parents,

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Save him o, he is a full blooded 9ja boi lyk me *winks*

Military(army) slap *the kind of slap dat makes u knw d police is ur fwend*

i can play soccer (P.S 3) for a whole day without eating,

A die-hard pool player and a Gombe united fc fan,

nooooo. I dnt want any1 to hypnotize me, *nods head* nah

nun
nod

karma 4bid