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Sports › Re: Vincent Enyeama Undergoes Recovery In His House by rollUP(m): 12:01pm On Feb 15, 2016

But for dis kain house...I no go evn wan well sef make I dey chill dey go

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Sports › Re: Vincent Enyeama Undergoes Recovery In His House by rollUP(m): 12:00pm On Feb 15, 2016

tolexy007:
did he broke his legs?

Ur english did

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Phones › Re: Post The Screenshot Of Your Lockscreen by rollUP(m): 11:01am On Feb 15, 2016

ilovecritics:
Please, how can I get the wallpaper?

It's a picture. Then i used it as wallpaper.

Celebrities › Re: Valentine: Femi Adebayo Surprises LASTMA Officials With Gifts(photos) by rollUP(m): 4:42pm On Feb 14, 2016

hungryboy:
So na so this valentine wan take pass,

~~Girlfriend i no get,~~

Fuckmate i no get,

~~Val gift i no get,~~

[s]
And the most worrying of all
garri i no get[/s]

Bro na why Olosho dey exist ooo be dat.

But as u no get money for garri how u wan tk get to fvck olosho

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Jokes Etc › Re: Look At What I Found In My Area by rollUP(m): 10:33am On Feb 14, 2016

Dis pic has been trending on Instagram since yesterday..... op come dey lie say na him street. God dey watch u wit 5D tv.

LIEnus nba

Celebrities › Re: How To Enjoy Valentine Without A Partner by rollUP(m): 6:05pm On Feb 13, 2016*

Team Vaseline I wish y'all the best tomoro.

Me go dey chill wit my bae Mari J. The only bae for dis life wey no dey catch feelings or cheat, all she does is make one happy. I remain loyal to u.

Romance › Re: When Ur Big Butt/boobs Bcum A Problem Fr U by rollUP(m): 6:01pm On Feb 13, 2016

fhunmi:
True...though i often feel so bad about it sa

Christmas never finish for ur street? Change dp na.

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Romance › Re: When Ur Big Butt/boobs Bcum A Problem Fr U by rollUP(m): 5:59pm On Feb 13, 2016

karleone:
Eyaah!! Kpele!!
It's God's gift to you nah.. Except say you do enlargement.
BTW, your physique is cool from your Profile pix o.. Or, is dat a borrowed pishure?

If u ask me I go say na borod pishur. Y u no go show ur face. Abi u dey among those group wey God dash big yansh but e com make dem worwor. U know u can't have it all.

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Romance › Re: When Ur Big Butt/boobs Bcum A Problem Fr U by rollUP(m): 5:56pm On Feb 13, 2016

U no know say big yansh sweet for doggy abi

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Phones › Re: Post The Screenshot Of Your Lockscreen by rollUP(m): 3:40pm On Feb 13, 2016

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Romance › Re: What Are You Going To Do Tomorrow?? by rollUP(m): 3:23pm On Feb 13, 2016

Fifa 16, my weed and some booze.

Dopest feeling #SelfLove

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Romance › Re: Is This Right? by rollUP(m): 9:13am On Feb 13, 2016

If u d op can go shopping with just ur bra and panties ..... then sure I can do it wit my Boxers and singlet

Family › Re: Emmanuel Ozoemene Missing - See Picture: please rebroadcast by rollUP(m): 3:46pm On Feb 12, 2016

DankemzI:
Pity
*****
Why post an edited photo Post his real pics jare so he can easily be identified

So u dey try talk say u no dey see him face well like dis. I hail u o!

Family › Re: Emmanuel Ozoemene Missing - See Picture: please rebroadcast by rollUP(m): 3:45pm On Feb 12, 2016

orijintv:
Get Ready To Be Missing Too ... #Ewu

Lmao

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Family › Re: Emmanuel Ozoemene Missing - See Picture: please rebroadcast by rollUP(m): 3:44pm On Feb 12, 2016

lofty900:
But seriously, I don't understand how an adult will just go missing. It baffles me. It's either something bad happened to him (God forbid) or he doesn't want anyone to know his whereabouts. I have a friend in my secondary school days whose father disappeared a day after buying a brand new BMW car. Till today, no body have touched the car. It's just parked in the compound.

Probably they left d car to b reminding dem of the dad.

Celebrities › Re: BankyW's Trainer Showing Him The Definition Of "Getting High" by rollUP(m): 9:36pm On Feb 11, 2016

solid3:
But why will somebody be 40yrs old and not think of raising a family.

40 u say?

Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Girls Use More Expensive And Better Phones and Gadgets than Guys by rollUP(m): 8:18pm On Feb 11, 2016

Oga seun go and make money and stop reasoning like this.

Only broke fella reason d way u doing.

Romance › Re: Lmao!! See How This Siblings Recreate Their Old Photo by rollUP(m): 5:34pm On Feb 11, 2016

CertifiedSamuel:
Lol you sure say na brothers and sisters?

Na only two ppl dey d pic Whr u come see brothers and sisters undecided

Romance › Re: Lmao!! See How This Siblings Recreate Their Old Photo by rollUP(m): 5:32pm On Feb 11, 2016

If d guy fit squeeze him sister bobbie like dis, how him go come dey do him babe own. undecided

Romance › Re: Embarrassment Of The Highest Order In My Life( Part 2) by rollUP(m): 5:29pm On Feb 11, 2016

ShakurM:
https://www.nairaland.com/2925890/embarrassment-highest-order-life

Incase you missed the first story pple , click link above

Op, e be like say na this babe go teach you lesson on Feb14, the devil is flirting with your bank account and you are blushing

Lmao

Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Replies Fans Requesting Free Tickets To His Show by rollUP(m): 3:46pm On Feb 11, 2016

IMO basket mouth stingy. Na to dey share glo rechrg card him Sabi do,so if glo no endorse am,e for no share those card abi.

But anyway sha, na him money. Nobody fit folo am argue how e wan spend am.

Romance › Re: Have You Seen This Mind Blowing Water Melon? by rollUP(m): 10:15am On Feb 11, 2016

I like it big but not water melon kinda big.

E go reach one point now, d water melon go loose him confidence.

Romance › Re: Worst Valentines Gift You've Ever Received? by rollUP(m): 10:13am On Feb 11, 2016

In2systemsTech:
Boxers and white hanki and singlet... Like you wan go dance near water...

Haahahaaa..... ur bae na cele

Romance › Re: Prophesy !! Individuals Likely To Impregnate Or Get Pregnant On Valentines Day by rollUP(m): 10:08am On Feb 11, 2016

Y e be say na only igbo ppl name full d list. Na only them like fvck??

Romance › Re: If You Had One Wish What Would It Be by rollUP(m): 10:06am On Feb 11, 2016

mayweather40:
That decision is going to change a lot of things and things won't be as it is today.. probably even very bad

Let those things change after all change is d reason I asked for d wish.

Nairaland General › Re: Guy Goes To Rob Store Overnight But His Head Gets Stuck (photos) by rollUP(m): 10:04am On Feb 11, 2016

Him dey even hold phone for hand and him wear palm slippers again. Dis guy no b thief. Thief suppose wear shoe incase gbege sup.

IMO him go smoke oshogbo weed na em com dey reason say him dey flexible. D highness com tell am mk e try pass thru dere.

Nairaland General › Re: Guy Goes To Rob Store Overnight But His Head Gets Stuck (photos) by rollUP(m): 10:01am On Feb 11, 2016

How d guy think say e wan enter like dis? Even if him head go thru, him body no fit.

Therefore op u dey lie

Romance › Re: If You Had One Wish What Would It Be by rollUP(m): 9:59am On Feb 11, 2016

Go back to when I was 8 and amends some shitty things I started and did

Health › Re: 3 PHCN Employees Die From Electrocution In Lagos (photos) by rollUP(m): 5:42am On Feb 11, 2016

RIP to the dead.

But d ppl wey gather Ontop their matter hold serious meeting

Jokes Etc › Re: Worst BREAK UP Lines For The Valentine Season..lolz by rollUP(m): 12:23pm On Feb 10, 2016

Hahhahahaa.... Nice one.

But na broke guys dey reason like dis sha. U no get money y u com get bae

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