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Oghos1: 798th. Oya quote dis n make it 799

ehyar! Buh next time! Even if boredom creeps in! Try 2 do sum meaningful or sleep dan 2 do dat ok! They said a word is enough 4 d wise!
So if u r wise enuf! U will knw wah2 do
btw counting ma posts doesn't make me equal 2 ur already 'earned' reputation

mickeyIso: AN UPDATE ON ONGOING ASUU NEGOTIATIONS
FOLLOWING TWO RECENT MEETINGS WITH VICE-
PRESIDENT NAMADI SAMBO
October 16, 2013
From the Office of the Vice-Chancellor
Following two meetings (on Thursday 19th Sept 2013
and Friday 11th Oct 2013) of representatives of the
AVCNU (Association of Vice-Chancellors of Nigerian
Universities, led by CVC Chairman, Prof. Hamisu of
ATBU) and ASUU Representatives (led by its
President, Dr. N. Fagge) with the Vice-President of the
Federal Republic of Nigeria, Arc. N. Sambo, Minister of
Education Barr. N. Wike and others, all Vice-
Chancellors have been urged to inform and enlighten
our academic and other staff on the following
developments so that we can ensure a return to
normalcy in our universities within the shortest
possible time
1. Earned Allowances: The N30 billion already released
will now be increased to N40 billion, and should be
regarded only as first installment, and not a once-and-
for-all payment. Government will top it up with further
releases once universities are through with the
disbursement of this new figure of N40 million, so
Vice-Chancellors are urged to expedite this
disbursement within the shortest possible time using
guiding templates that have been sent by the CVC.
2. NEEDS Assessment Capital Money: Government
was cognizant and mindful of the ability of Universities
to effectively/efficiently utilize the N100 billion fund
immediately, hence that figure. However, in addition to
this N100 billion dedicated and already made available
for 2013, N200 billion (increased from N150 billion
previously agreed) will now be earmarked in the 2014
Budget as well as each of the following three-four
years until the Universities are brought to world-class
standard.
3. Project Prioritization: Universities will now be
allowed to determine their priorities and not be “rail-
roaded” into implementing a pre-determined set of
projects with respect to the NEEDS assessment.
Decisions are not to be centralized.
4. TETFund Intervention: Government assured that
the operations of the TETFund will not be impaired,
and that the regular TETFund intervention
disbursement to Universities will continue, unaffected.
So the NEEDS assessment capital outlays are in
addition to regular TETFund intervention.
5. Project Monitoring: A new Implementation
Monitoring Committee (IMC) for the NEEDS
Assessment intervention for universities has been set
up to take over from the Suswan Committee. The new
one is under the Federal Ministry of Education and
chaired by the Honorable Minister of Education. In
addition, to build confidence and ensure faithful
implementation and prevent any relapse as before, the
Vice President will meet quarterly with the IMC to
monitor progress.
6. Blueprint: ASUU was mandated to submit a blue
print for revitalizing the Universities to the Vice
President.
7. Official Agreement Document: A signed document
would be issued very soon to itemize the full issues on
which this present consensus outlined here, brokered
by AVCNU, has been reached.
8. An Appeal to Call Off Strike: The Vice-President
Sambo appealed to ASUU to call off the strike and
apologized for the “take-it-or-leave-it” comments
credited to the Hon Minister of Finance. All other
parties present at the meetings also prevailed on the
ASUU leadership to consult objectively with its
members to get them to agree with what is now on the
table and to call off the strike as soon as possible after
the Sallah break of Tuesday/Wednesday October 15/16
2013.
9. ASUU President Responds: At both meetings, the
President of ASUU thanked the VP for taking over
negotiations and promised to consult with his ASUU
Constituency.
We keep our fingers firmly crossed, as we await both
the official consensus agreement document and full
ASUU reaction. Statesmanship on all sides is called for
at this point in time.
Thank you.
Prof. Mobolaji E. Aluko
Vice-Chancellor

1st tym u posted a reasonable tin! Hm! What did u eat dis afternoon

Oghos1: Lol. Na woman dah 1 sabi ee

Oghos1: dis is lyk d 796th time ua makin dis point. . N d best part of it is dat itz out of context AS USUAL . Try sumtin NEW bro.

Then take correction nau! Or was i d 1 who forced u 2 do d shameful act??

Dun worry,i will give u natural tips 2 get attention as a man! Jas ask me nd i will help u 2 save you frm embarrassin yasef

mickeyIso: sa u don too talk am nw

ehyar! Its gud i sound it again dts d best way in order 4 him nad 2 disgrace imsef further



btw mickey,does it change d shape of ya Long head

Oghos1: u just cannot get over d fact dat oghos turned out 2 be me, can u? . Lool. Kpele

nah!Did u miss attention so much dt u hd 2 debase yasef in creatin anoda acc as a female? U cud av shouted it u knw! Incase of next tym,if u feel unnoticed! Simply shout it! Or z dat 2 hard4 ya? Even dou u still ain't noticed,keep onshouting it ok


Ma bro! So you see! Na you deserve d kpele more!
Zo Kpele

Oghos1: Romanus. Lol. U nr dae take advice o.

Summary of ur jokes/trolls

Out of point(context) - 65%
Recycled - 10%
Outrightly dry -10%
Understood by nobody-14.5
Funny- 0.5%.

I do admire ur tenacity. U soo badly want 2 be funny n just won't give up.
Itz paying dividends sha cuz ur funny jokes av risen from 0.003% to 0.5% in d last few days.

Don't worry. Kip trying. U MAY get der someday. U hear. Derz still hope

planetuzor: Hey peeps. U guys have dragged this thing for too long.

Hmmmm I can't help been mute on the incessant
hullabaloo on this thread subjected to some few pple countering n re-countering themselves.
Thought by now someone would have apologized 2 the other even if his right, just to make peace reign and making all activities of the thread back on bloomerage.

Instead of making fight virile on this thread we can
let peace reign and go back to the ab initio objective of this thread...

Please my colleagues let's put an End to the strive... There is this way we end e fight on our own Uniben Direct Entry thread, the two parties apologizes to each other.. Can u guys do that...let the apologies start rolling in pls... Appologies isn't a sign of weakness but of maturity!!!

mickeyIso: romance boi it's getting boring seriously.....nxt pls

cause you r a boring-being! Anyway m nat suprised! Wah av u gat 2 contribute other dan blab,mock sum1andhide,cry nd suck

mickeyIso:

aiit, view it well bt b careful nad 2 ..




u knw wah i mean na

mickeyIso: but its true dear child

Does it increase ya manliness

Mehlena: i dnt see anytin fun in dis:-/

Ok! Dun b upset! I'll stop buh i was laffin truawt everyfin! Trust me! I was having fun though!

mickeyIso: *yawns*

u av a natural bad mouth odour nd yet u kip yawnin! Do u need ppl 2 scream@u b4 u knw dt u shud cover ya mouth wid an handkerchief?

exPLIcit7: It's okay Mickey And R0manticb0y...

Dun gerrit twisted,we ain't fighting or anyfin! Jas catchin normal fun

mickeyIso: U̶̲̥̅̊
sure say dis tin way u talk rhyme?

R you feeling me already? Dun trip 2much

mickeyIso: it's available pls...dnt try too hard...

Dun tell me u r still going 2 dah gal wid slacked brèasts reaching her navel

mickeyIso: *sighs what is dis one saying? Dnt remember quoting him befr he strted ranting

Shebi i told you b4!











'NO AVALIABLE BRèAST'

mickeyIso: Fermer ta gueule,s-il te plait ok na.call nd watch me ignore him again...what he just did today shows hw painful iit feels to b ignored...

After you disgraced yasef,which mouth u wan get again 2 reply am? Its good u sioned ya mouth 2 avoid compiling more shame,aldou i was feeling 4 you@sum point .

Buh you knw u r a cry-baby and a loud mouth sha!

Ehyar! Next-time,learn 2 look people faces b4 u reply dem 2 avoid dis shame u put on yasef 2day!ok baby! Dun cry after reading dis o cus der is no brèast 2 feed yu wid





#Ciao mio amor!

mickeyIso: lol wizard !sorry I burst ur bubble

Take ya tym b4 i call you-know-who! Cus 1nce he will jas handle you! U knw na,so Behave!

chaarly: hahahahahaha lwkmdied

*wheres d HOLY CANE*

Mehlena oya lie down
i go flog u personally

ken excel.. hold her hands
romantic boy.. hold her legs (dnt romance her pls smh*)

if ah hear pim. . . u go hear wim!

*clears throat*

Thou shall nat tempt me!