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Mickey7: where art thy sense of humor..do u live in lagos or benin?(pple der af lost deir sense of humor.come to d north nd se....) btw d joke is stale!

Metaphycist: Me:Story story,..
*they all reply* Story!!
Me: 0nce upon a tyme
*they all reply* tym tyme.
**dey all gather around me while I sit on "joko" inbetween**
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Once upon a time,there lived a city,not of trade n commerce, ,bt one wer pple 4rm dft backgrounds meet n discuss pressing issues.D city was built by four men,who nw formed wat is refered 2 as " Council of Notables" while Administrativ functions wer carried out by a group of 7 men/women,knwn as " Aristocrats".D city ws as big as d world n as small as a grain of sand.
Technically,d city ws intangible.
These people,tho dey stay far apart,came 2 love eachoda,treated demselves nicely tho dey wer in d same city bt havnt met eachoda.
Their proximity ws unparalled,their sense of humour cannot be bested and their extent of constant communicatn is unprecedented as dey talkd wit eachoda so often dat dey nw hav a mouth watering 800 space comunicatn satellites to their names..
There lived a guy named Dixtrix who was always exiled 4rm d city 4 reasons he cnt fathom.Bt later mutated n came wit d name...Odizeey,an aristocrat.
He was not d first as there wer two mutants in d city.
There also lived a guy....Riley freeman who was earlier knwn as ...Trafford.
On one faithful day,Riley got sick n decided 2 travel out of d city while he recuperates.
Some citizens felt bad bt knew it was necessary n so they bid him Godspeed n let him be.
On d oda hand,there lived a guy knwn as Sylvalord...who hs been in d city since its early days n is one of dos who built it to wat it is today and a gurl knwn as Oliseh,an aristocrat,who is d minister of informatn as she is skilled at givin more MB to pple's data to keep communictn going.
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One day,there was a meeting.As d meetin progressd,Odizeey condemned a particular country,(D Republic of Lautech) 4 their inadequacies. Then Sylvalord tried 2 correct him in a manner less acceptable.
It turned out he was wrong afterall as he was instead corrected time afta time by odas.
Odizeey,nevadless dint take it likely n lashed back at him wit full force,alongside some odas includin a man named Kolade.
Sylvalord also held to his ground.They grappled in deir high and mighty domain until a civil war broke out in d city.Unlik oda civil wars,dis was btwn Sylvalord n Odizeey,in collaboratn wit Kolade.
Sylvalord being a member of d Council of Notables n Odizeey,being d Minister of Defence linkin up wit Kolade...controller of d city's ammunitions,d war cud best be described as a clash of Titans.
Sylvalord,wit d power of d notables,rained down fire n brimestone on d special forces of Odizeey n Kolade.
D war lasted so long dat many citizens fled d city as dey now saw d purpose of d city as beign defeated.
D city ws nw poor,nasty n worthless.It nw lost it's use as it's populatn dwindled 2 a less dan 10 people per kilometre square.
Many called 4 an end 2 d war wit various diplomatic meetings,bt all their efforts met d trash can.
A city wic had reached high level of civilisatn nw reverted back 2 primitivity.
D forces of Sylvalord was defeatd n rather dan beign prosecuted,he went on exile,to d Island of lonliness.
D war had nw rendered d city obselete n many called 4 a revival.
Odizeey,Kolade n many odas dint envisage dis.Dey criticised him greatly 4 leaving.
Meanwhile,Sylvalord ws disturbd emotionally(or i tut he was) as he wondered hw evrytin had changed within d twinkle of an eye.In his loneliness he entered his shell n wondered "wat went wrong" n hw it can all be corrected.
On d oda hand,Mickey7,a Notable,ws nt hapi as their quadrio was down to trio.
Many travelled to Sylvalord's Island 2 try n bring him back as dey felt a reconciliatn btwn d pioneers of d civil war wil bring d city back to normal.
Many tried their best,many including Mickey n Adex,who r Notables askd their colleague 2 cum back.
Michael Sokoto,,Explicit, and even
Odizeey n Kolade,all who r aristocrats asked him 2 cum back.Bt dey got no response 4rm him.
Later on,Riley Freeman,a Notable,returnd afta recuperating n startd active duties in d city.
Sylvalord,meanwhile started buildin up courage 2 return.He wondered hw he,who sancrificed a lot in buildin d city,he who is a Notable could leave d city of his sweat.
And jst lik d prodigal son,he decided 2 go back.
N on Air flight 796,he returned to d city,immediately apologised 2 all dos he offended n ws welcomed back by many to d city...His apologx ws accepted (or at least we tink it was) as he and Odizeey,Kolade n odas reconciled.
Soon evrytin came back to normal n d primitivity sprung back to civilisatn.
All dat was lost in d city durin d war came back.Once again,d light of love,hapiness,unity,laughter n trust reigned.
And they all lived hapily eva afta.
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I couldn't help bt quote it


*blows nose* i was jas cryin b4 i even read it!
9ce summary

Daviewonder: D pace of diz thread iz sumtin else, I foresee diz thread hittin 1000 pages even b4 kofa releases deir list.
Av been watchin 4rm d sidelines nd I must confess diz group iz jus on p. U play,fight,insult eachoda nd still make up, dat's wat we call a family, we nid 2 arrange sum'in so we can all me some how in skul, I'll luv 2 take a group foto wit d uniben nairaland family. Criouzly I hail u all, nd 2 ma guy riley "ma hands dey up", dey hail u so. I luv ur style #nohomo#

sylvalord: MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

Monsieursuave: .

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Hw Ï go ask girl out on Đíŝ platform??
Ï smoke??

no
,u inhale d smokes











who dash u dt big google u use tey snap pic pose 4 NL
c as e de Lohgo 4 ur eye
nr b by force!

Monsieursuave: .

No. Itz page 008

Nr block ma ear-drum nau
u nr want mke i hear d swit sexy words
ma gf
whispers 2 ma ear wen we r. . .?

sylvalord: thanks sire

odizeey: A lady was Praying for a husband...
Lady>God show me my husband,and she was showed in a vision her Gate man as her husband...She rebuked the vision and Prayed again...God show me my husband...Another vision was given to her that,any man she meets on way out that day is her husband,she went to work and did not meet any man,she came back and met her gate man,she was so confused and had to follow the will of God...Today the man is a multi millionaire and happily married to the lady...I don't need to tell you the moral lesson here...Its not all about working class,some people have over stayed all in the name of looking for financially stable persons,God seems to talk to us,but we ignore because he is not leading us to someone in an oil company,bank,a firm or someone of our choice,therefore missing the Blessing and waiting till we get old and becoming desperate...I know someone is out there who needs this message,please share and you may touch someone's life today...Listen to the inner voice and experience peace within you...Stop looking for Mr.Right,because he is dead....Grab your Mr Available and make him your Mr.Okay...

OYa go 4 ur miss right which happens 2 b mhizz. . .
nd leave d rest 4 d single guys abeg!

odizeey: who b dna again ,if u b dna i b ur hormone

Even if dem gve u all d gals on NL
u wn't b satisfied

Michael Sokoto: me and kolade?


i gor kill am naa

Kill-am Hw?
Kofa abi na Kola
b kiaful o

Mickey7: no.d former maltina dance all presenter

exPLIcit7: I don enter hot pot of soup...chai...plz cal me exPLIcit...

exPLIcit7: I neva knew dat kind of laugh exist.

Jas follow up odizeey post! Abraham

Mickey7: lolzz.d girl frm d previous season nd toolz are better hosts...knew she wudnt b hosting dis year wen i hrd of her fraudulent practice..i'm sure efcc is still dealin with her but osas...hope she grows on me sha.noticed some improvements lst nyt...dt aside,osas is very beautiful.i cud marry her

Every woman u wan marry
may u nat end up marryin. . .

odizeey: since d day ur arrow pearced ma heart

wow! U mean me?
Bt i nr shoot u arrow o

odizeey: ah i comot hand o,naso i spin one guy(indegene) gal for sch,d guy say mk i no com dat syd again o,if i go dere na scaman tyns i dey do,b God pass am

Mickey7: lol..but 6k is too much na..id hv abandoned d fone but...

u wana use it 2 pose 4 ur wife doc. . .

odizeey: Romantic boy,to who?