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Adex097: QUESTION FOR THE GENIUS
When a Conductor is promoted he/she will
be a driver
When a Teacher is promoted he/she will
be a Headteacher
When a Nurse is promoted he/she will be a
Doctor
When an assistant minister is promoted
he/she will be a Minister
What about a House girl/maid when she is
promoted what will she be?

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ur Madam nau

Romanticboy1: colored

Emylexray: Hello guys! Please i have a questi0n.

In printing of the admission letter, MUST it be coloured, or i can just print it in black and white? Pleaset help, i'm in the cafe n0w. Thanks.

exPLIcit7: where did the word HEAVIER go to...

osèh nah,u p33pz shud create a thread 4 una argumentz,Biko

Monsieursuave: Dude!!!

Dae go sexuality section jor.

Let us sleep. Ua disturbing

Romanticboy1: hpe no1 z tinkin dirty o

wen i min work it awt,itz solve sum mathz

Romanticboy1: lv rain esp wen it fallz@nyt,make u roll nd roll on ya bed wid a lvly sensatnz nd imaginatnz wishin 4 u nd ur. . .,2 work it awt

Romanticboy1: heavy rain falin in d hrtbeat of edo state,cn't sleep,cuz dz z a weather 4. . .

lv rain esp wen it fallz@nyt,make u roll nd roll on ya bed wid a lvly sensatnz nd imaginatnz wishin 4 u nd ur. . .,2 work it awt

Romanticboy1: pondering

heavy rain falin in d hrtbeat of edo state,cn't sleep,cuz dz z a weather 4. . .

Romanticboy1: mrng-all

tinahrex: Rizins knwn 2 me,avnt rili bin postin frequenly....Kiluto...ah may seem young n small buh dis year waz actually my third tym i sat 4 Jamb...nt dah am dumb or smfn buh uncontrolled events dint wnt me 2 enta dose years....2years @ home iz nt beans buh as dey've said it,indeed Faith iz a virtue...Gods tym iz rili d best n i knw u'ld hav cus to testify sooner or l8a bro......Buh Bye....

Faith93: Good evenin to y'all ......jst wana say sumtn here to the yet to be admitted student....I feel the best tin u shd do is to trust in God nd av faith in him...the bible says ''lean nt on ur own understanding''.....God has done things in my life...which I can't even start explaining. Since deres still a list to come u jst av to be patient...I remember last two yrs..wen I was still a jambite.- was so desperate that I felt God does nt love me bt dis year wich was the last evrytn worked out fine.I took evrytn camly..frm the jamb to the postjamb nd down to dis admission list..cos I felt I needed to be patient nd also trust in God..I dint allow wat pple say scare me nd dats jst it..I prayed nd did d ryt tin....u knw doing the ryt thing also mataz..like being humble obedient not involving in malpractises..wich was the promise I made to God dis year...nd I passed exceedingly...try nd be calm nd always be thankful to God cos u're alive..it a huge cause to be thankful..sum1 toked abt a gal who jst died..nw it all ends dere like its ova..d admssion she gt becums useless..may her soul rest in peace..,,bt wen u're alive..u can do a thousand things..wen u're alive deres hope...now gt dis ryt,faith sees the invisible..believes the incredible...perceives the impossible....faith is the ultimate positive attiitude...please my loved ones dwell in faith...trust in God..be happy, nd always smile...and above all be thankful dat u are alive...God is nt a man that he shd lie neither is he a man that he shd confess...God bless u all as u wait in faith!

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Adex097: Cry for what

zenti99: thanks bro you've been very helpful on this thread

zenti99: Guys please hav you rechecked your admission status in jamb site and what is it saying

Metaphycist: AMAZING EXPERIENCE
MATRICULATION.
It ws nw January 2013 n we had nt done Matric.Worse still,it ws postponed even further.
A week 2 Matric,we wer told 2 collect Matric gowns behind basement.
By 1st submitin our Original Eligibility...
Each faculty stayed on a queue wic was damn long.Bt we wer nw used 2 it.We got our gowns,som of wic wer dirty,som smelly n som wer clean.Non of these rili mattered as long as u had a gown.
It ws d 1st tin we eva collectd witout making instant payment.Ofcourse,we knew we had paid 4 it somwer.
D day of Matric came.
It ws wondaful.I put on my white shirt,black Jean,black suit,black hat,nice pair of shoes n a black walking stick.
In an attempt nt 2 go too early,i ended up going late.
I got 2 skul n dang! It ws crowded,it ws as tho d Matric ws 4 all students.
I cud c dos dat had earlier lied dat dey wer in 200 or 300 level putin on Matric Gowns,all I cud do ws smile within.
Howeva,abt one third dint hv a gown as som wer nt interested,som cudnt find deir eligibility n som went late n wer told d gowns wer finished.Finished...!? Dang! Dey neva seemd 2 stop amazing us.
D Matriculating students (dos wit gowns only) matchd on a single file,tru d back gate in2 d auditorium.
Read d Uniben anthem n wer spoken 2 by d VC along wit oda negligible activities n came out in less dan 30 mins as we wer flanked left,right n centre wit cameramen who at a time seemd 2 be more dan d students demselves.
Evry1 wnted to tak a pix as we all sought 2 immortalise d special moment.
I picked jst two cameramen 2 tak all my photos wit,while odas took wit as much as 10,forgetin d consequence.
I cud hardly find dos I wntd 2 c as der ws network congestn.
I took my pics wit d few fwndz I saw,n also wit my Mum n elda bro n went 4 d Sos Sci matric party.
It wsnt only Sos sci dat had one,all faculties did...n dey all held at Educatn field...opposit Faculty of Edu.
We all danced,took more pics,ate n shouted.It ws fun,truly,it was.
D day came 2 an end,n we had nw done our Matriculatn yet we didnt hv matric numbers.
D followin days afta matric wer 4 collectin pictures....I cud collect only a handful,afta d dozens I took n most of em,i dint rili like....many who choosed 2 use mor cameramen collected far less...Only dos who brought deir cameran registered a success rate of near 100%
abt som weeks later, We wer told 2 com n collect our Matric numbers wer we earlier did our faculty clearance.
I went later on,n 4 once,der ws no queue.I signed on my name n wrote out my number.
I nw had d true identity of a student.
.
D Matric ws gud,it ws fun n sweet.We tut tins wud always be lik dat,nt knwin der wer still lots of mountains to climb.
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NEXT...
ID CARDS.

wow,wow!! Wow!!!,am zo speechlez,am stil wowin! O.m.g

OSUU9: 4rm d questn: .....tomoro wil b sunday,dt means 2day is=saturday........eqn 1
bt 4rm d 1st statement:
if 2day ws yestady....eqn 2=eqn 1
d yestady in d questn is saturday,so d actual day is nw d tomoro of saturday whch is sunday.AL KLAP 4ME.....Hw i whch i study maths n uniben.hahahaha d lab scientist!

oluwaugo: Today FRIDAY THE 13TH!! how many still remembers the movie?.....