₦airaland Forum

philipaduobi: abi?? Well. . . I don zip my mouth since ystday.. My mama dey observe me.. She won cana buh i dey throw am format.. I neva won tel am say oga jamb don show.

IVYKORAH: lol.... It has gone under my feet ooo

IVYKORAH: we're here...i rep mech. Engr. No admission yet tew though

Madam IVY
hw body?
Hpe ur hrt is stil intact o

philipaduobi: I dont know my fate, all i'm just filled with is hopes. They called it first batch and stil yet those givin the admission werent give thier own choice of course. Mmm? I cant even confidentially say its an error from anywhere, nobody wil ever believe that almighty JAMB can ever make such mistake.

I scored 200 in jamb, 66 as my putme score with an aggregate of 58. Applied for fine arts. ''no admission given''

please if this eventualy turns out to be that creepy game uniben plays.. Abeg make una gimmee pad i sabi play oo.

I wil kip on prayin and kip my fingers crossed as i hope for the best.

Sylvalord1: ah knw? But me nah fear sha.. Uniben must give me my first choice course BY GOD'S GRACE..






And abt d allnite tins.. U cwious?

Winzor78: Evening y'all. . .shey uniben abi jamb neva rectify dis issue

Metaphycist: Last yr,I knew abt 4 peeps who got admitted 2 Law wit 63 agg(while som 62 I knw wer transfered),so I assumed d cut off 'll be around dat dis yr,bt it appears nt.Our assumptions r mere hypothetical possibilities,wic ever turns out true cud be anybody's guess.D cut offs r usualy ascertaind only after d admission lists hv already been released nd oh my! Of wat use is it den?.Moreover,d so called cut offs r nt as watertight as they may seem.lst yr sm1 wit 61agg dint get ecostat while 1 wit 59agg got it(Mr Retired).
Lst yr we saw a gurl wit 51 or 52agg I tink got admitd in d Merit list 4 Medicine wen many wit 60s werent.She brut her Id here n we all saw it.
So d admission scheme seems 2 be as confusing as Jamb's marking scheme.
Bt 1 tin is certain,higher score means higher possibility.

Kolade9: if u were given animal biology and environment holla at me ......ma begin dey know ma coursemates

sylvalord: Pls frnds, u guys shld pray 4 me oo.. My dad is so adamant and has refused to let me accept the course i saw on jamb site.. Pls u guys shld pray dat uniben gives me something dat he would allow me study and dat the course i'll be given, will be GOD'S plan 4 me.. Pls help me pray dat GOD shld make my dad succum to GOD'S WILL 4 my life..AMEN



may GOD help us all






4 dose who haven't been given admission, relax.. GOD is in control

Mickey7: sorry romantic boi dey are two diffrnt courses.confirmed....just wait for kofa

Kolade9: na true o ......u're an undisputed mad man

Swagalord18: there will definitely b suprises when uniben release theirs ..
Suprises in d sense dat SOME pple who wer given a course now, ..will c another ..maybe higher or lower ...that will definitely happen

Kolade9: BREAKING NEWS!!!!

















TODAY IS FRIDAY AND I WAN MAD ZO

Swagalord18: U dnt nid 2 tell a blind man... itz raining
dis iz definitely d 2nd list(supplementary)
dose dat scored higher dan pple dat r gettin anoda course nd yet they r seeing "not admitted yet" should rejoice ...yes rejoice ...no doubt ..u'l get ur 1st choice course
...nd 4 dose dat scored lower ....PRAY HARD

Swagalord18: U dnt nid 2 tell a blind man... itz raining
dis iz definitely d 2nd list(supplementary)
dose dat scored higher dan pple dat r gettin anoda course nd yet they r seeing "not admitted yet" should rejoice ...yes rejoice ...no doubt ..u'l get ur 1st choice course
...nd 4 dose dat scored lower ....PRAY HARD

Mickey7: den hw come ur aggregate is 71 wen (228/+(83/2) gives 70 ?

Asakel: Uniben voices
.
ON JAMB'S ADMISSION NOTICE......
.
It is obvious that the recently released admission
notice by JAMB is generating a lot of tension. Well
you need not be scared if you didn't get your
course. Seeing your name on jamb's site only mean
that you have been admitted. When thd various universities release their lists,you are very likely to
see a different course from that of jamb so stay
put. Congrats

Detivo: gudmorning guys. I hav been readin post bt i hav neva seen NL dis hilarious nd uniben aspirant ar nw men of il-fate. If u ar wonderin wat jamb gave, to me its jst simple. De said 'pls go nd learn a hand work or go nd continues ur conductor job'. I was xpectin dis yr to be lyk dis becos of d way deir post ume qustin was. So u guys dat hav goten admision try to ask each oda wat ar ur jamb scores. Mayb jamb is 1st considerin student hu score high in jamb or mayb uniben gave jamb sumtin else nd de publish sumtin else or mayb de ar try to punish uniben 4 ritin postume while Almyti ASUU is on strike. Al-dsame dose dat were admitd fear nt cos if uniben find out wat hapen de wil resolve it wit jamb b4 postin anytin on ur kofa. So if u ar admitd jst knw dat its in d merit list de admit u nd uniben has sumtin to resolve wit jamb. I hope i hav said it al. No b evry bodi go enta uniben so dont giv ur false hope. Yabatech here i cum. Personali

Mickey7: Romanticboy stop sayin wt u dnt knw.::it's all 'sorry,no admission given yet!!!'

BlessedFellow: Congratulations to those that have been offered admission in Great UNIBEN! Congratulations in advance to those that will be offered admission later! There is no cause for alarm, just relax and exercise little patience.

For those who are not happy with courses they were given, be thankful to God for giving you something. It is only when you are thankful that you can get something better from God. I will advise you accept it and start from there. If you do not get fulfilled studying the course, I would advise you move to where you will be fulfilled either by writing JAMB or change of course.

For those who are looking to change course: Each department can only sign out 10%(I can't remember precisely) of its student. A department can not sign in more than 5%(I can't remember precisely) of its students. You also need to have good grades. The last application cost 20k.

Your success in life depends on you and God. God always does His part so you have a great deal of work to do.

It is very good to graduate in good grades but do not hope the university will 'retain' you if you have a First Class at the end of your programme.

With the current unemployment crisis in Nigeria, I will advise you all to think less that a First Class or Second Class Upper will secure you a job in the bank, oil company etc. A good degree does not guarantee you a good job in Nigeria. Please think of what you can do to be gainfully employed even before you start your programme so that you would fall in the same shoes some graduates are presently.

I know some of you might have made plans on how to 'explore' when you get to campus since you will no longer be under the watchful eyes of your parent/guardians. However, I plead with you to have a rethink and do what you are meant to in school. Study very hard and make your parents/guardians proud do not waste their efforts!

Try to improve your time management skill and only get involved in productive activities. You can never regain any time you waste.

Make good friends who will lead you to your dream rather than those who will kill your dream.

Please shun CULTISM! I really grieves me when I remember cases of young people who where killed in their prime because of CULTISM in UNIBEN.

Please do not throw your faith away, rather grow in faith.

Apologies for writing so much, I had to because I may not have the opportunity to meet some of you in person. 'Letters' will fail me to fully pass my message across.

I wish you the best of success in your endeavours!

Long live Great UNIBEN!!!

Asakel: Nat yet bwo.
Nat yet!
*smiles*

Jemimahsummers: i dey wait 4 delsu list first o b4 i dcyd

IVYKORAH: no o. Em laffing cos mine is on d way.. Dun b sad dear. You ll open catfish pond

Monsieursuave: .

ℓ☺ℓ.

Ï lyk people lyk U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ who can take "teasings" wit good lights.
Nigerians nids more peoples lyk U̶̲̥̅̊‎​.

Asakel: Hahahahahaha!
Na me o. Cold jes dy catch me 4 wan corner kitchen.
How ur syd na?
*smiles*

akpan aniefiok: Wow, uniben tink say we no knw the tricks wey dem wan play.dey first release first release 2nd batch b4 first .a friend of mine waz given mathematics with an agg8 of 54 instead of chem engr ,he his from anambra state.am jst so hapi .i had agg8 of 55 and dem say nt admitted.am 4rm akwa ibom

Jemimahsummers: as in eeh.. Na die!