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Asakel: Owh!
Sowi bwo.
Jes dan't let it fall off.
.
Mine z jes gallant.
:-)

it fell bt its bck nw! I glued it 2 prevent further casualties
enjoy d rest of ur day *zooms off*

Adex097: I hereby crucify you!!!

I beg sir!

Asakel: In a nutshell u sayin it will be beta dis way and view anytin viewable.
Hmmmm!
Buh thank God Adam chop d apple o....b'cos women 4 dan dy take us do yeye.
Lol!

IPO
av u 4gatten dt God made man in control
so it cn't happen
nat like nwades wen 'some' women
fink de r in control

Asakel: Mornin Romanticboy
Hope ur mornin iz goin gallant?
:-)

ya aldou m strugglin wid ma nose
WBU?

Hmmm! 12th

[quote author=oliseh.com]i'm just wondering,if Adam and Eve never ate the apple, where would we be?................... I wish dey did'nt.[/quote]u r rite! Den d gals wn't av 2 wear revealin show-me-ur-tommy top nd short skirts cus we wud av seen nd even touched al dt is der 2 touch freely wifawt avin 2 pay bride price of 1m nd b rich b4 d gal marries u
nd 4 d boiz-we wn't av 2 wear suit nd stil sag on it! Exposin boxers,we wn't av 2 peep gals nd lie2 dem b4 de gve in 2 us




cud say mur bt


















i dn't wana b crucified
















so i wil end it here
#peace#

Asakel: Hehehe!
Who tell u
Go 2d kitchen when no one z watchin, take a knife tear ur stomach open. I tell u....they are plentiful.
Dats y when u're hungry dey bite and remind u dey are hungry too.
D'hehehehe!

it cums awt wen 1 is dead nd decayed BTW mmrng bro
#peace

bizmania: pls is it possible to upload two pics at d same tym in nairaland? I want to upload some documents for someone! #HELP#

even 4

tinahrex: plz wah is d meanin of 'BTW'..make una no laff me abeq,iont rili knw al dis stuffs

By the way

karenkinky: Has anyone stayed home alone before? Please if u have,give me a tip on how to keep myself busy other than "Go to bed"

read ur bible
tke awt sum past questns nd ans it(jas 4 Fun)
read interestin novels etc

karenkinky: Hmmmm. Wow. I never did anything good or nice to anyone on this thread and u guys still looked out for me. That's very sweet of y'all. Look,I owe no one an explanation for anything I do or say. But don't get me wrong,if you were clever enough,u wld no I wasn't bragging in anyway. I'm not his daughter. The guy is just a "secretary" for sobbing out loud.


Mehn. I'm sad. My family travelled I'm the only one at home watching life with boys on Nickelodeon.

dat life with boys,s nat as interestin as VICTORIOUS

Monsieursuave: .

Tnx. Buh d cough was due 2 d rice Ï was eating nearly goin into Ӎұ larnyx.

Ï'm ok Ƞω

ur own better
u dun eat
me i neva eat snc. . .
Cn't even rememba
snc assu is on strike
me 2 de hunger strike
*I jas de punish masef,if i con die,wich body go con go uniben*

Monsieursuave: .

*Coughs.

Errrm, Ï neva comot 4 Đíŝ thread o

meet oliseh.com 2 gve u septrin 4 ur cough

[quote author=Doc_Miss]*sobs* . I'm the second Best.. Go through my posts....I've never Insulted anyone o . [/quote]ok ma! do gud,nd continously! D reward is in heaven
BTW tke dis handki 2 blow ur nose nd wipe ur face *hands it 2 her,smiling*

snave007: I greet all d doctors,enginners,lawyers,political scientists,computer scientists,pharmacist,med lab scientist,etc, no vex if I no mention ur own,I salute everybody

pt ambassadors mke i nr vex o
i hail u

Didi 5: Maybe God was just waiting for this moment to fool some people.My aggregate is up to the cut off marks up there k.My aggregate is 73 percent so you look for someone else to insult.You are still my brother but learn to be nice with the way you talk next time.

r u on 2go?
Did u knw u jas earned ma respect
*throws cap4 u*

Da kingpin: Madam nor come ya dey dish insults just becuz ur house girl forget to wash toilet. This is ur third post on this thread n it is laden with insults. This place is full of wise pple so act accordingly or better still (SHUT UP)
@benusi guy u be case

lol bt pls dn't add salt 2 injury!
Pls nd pls let der b peace 4 God'sake

Monsieursuave: .

D concept Öѵ sarcasm is obviously too advanced for U̶̲̥̅̊‎​

what is dis 1 sayin

Fairfax: out of d abundance of d heart,d mouth speaketh

u cud make a gud evangelist! Kip it up

benusi: I am allergic to ill remarks. You shouldnt have referenced to my post if you really wanted to ignore me. I do not know your score or course but if you are going for any of the aforementioned two and your aggregate ain't up to the marks I posted, then you better forget the merit list you sucker of a didi.

relax man! Its ok! Let love nd peace reign

madam: YOU ARE VERY $TUPID GIRL, YOUR IMAGINARY UNCLE THAT WORKS WITH THE VC BETTER GUARANTEE YOUR APPARENT ADMISSION, WHERE YOU FOOLISH ENOUGH TO REASON THAT NON ACADEMIC STAFF ARE OFF LIMITS TO OFFICIAL STUFFS LIKE, YOU ARE JUST A SENSLESS SHE-GOAT

ma'Am, y dt?pls stp it
we r family

[quote author=Doc_Miss]Isn't that Goodnews ! [/quote]did u mit or superced d cutoff?

benusi: fellow landers, d cut off for medicine remains 70 and for law 72.

wat abt d rest courses?

karenkinky: 11th? Could we exchange? I've opened twice.... Better agree now before I take it from you by force.

abegooo! BTW Gd evenin miss

madam: Aunty sperm boat imprisoned me the first day i commented, and none of you bothered **crying**

;sowie! We diidn't notice
welkum

chaarly: Hehehehehe bros abeg Ooº°˚

Na let pple see this ya post Ooº°˚

Dem go tink say we dy prepare 4 another jamb

GOD FORBID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy drop poem abeg

its ok
2 tel d truth dt u dn't remeba or knw it
jas 4 fun! Nd 2 kill boredom
*lookin@hm suspiciously*