₦airaland Forum

huangcheng:
Not at all but as one who loves good music, i'm only trying to make sense of the wailing from our Yoruba brothers in the South West.

Awww That's so nice of u. Looking out for your brothers

PassingShot:
Forget about any membership or no membership form. You must understand the OP is only making fun.

The constitutional provision that appointments should take care of ethnicity, religion and geographical zones is not there for nothing. It's a deliberate attempt to foster unity, mutual respect and peaceful coexistence.

As things stand, the president has not complied with that provision in the constitution. So, he needs to make ammends without delay. If possible (I know it's a long shot), let him reverse some of these latest appointments to accommodate other regions.

U would think the bolded is obvious

Decibel:
Have you seen Nairaland LadyG aka Beremx?

She's the one that appointed Amechi as SGF na

Sorry nl SGF

Decibel:
At no cost? Meanwhile, have you seen Nairaland's APC Women leader?

At no cost dearie

What are brothers for?

gists:
Sorry my friend, I refuse to by styishly co-opted.
Why did you leave out the other part?

All I expected u to do is focus on supportinh Buhari as usual. Nothing short of that. Thanks

psquaret:
take a look at this

Bia take your time o. Amechi Iscarriot got an appointment joor

He's nl SGF according to one Ngenekwensu sachristy n crew

Decibel:
@huangcheng, are you a music director?

Yes na
He's bn the one coordinating the cries of our wailing wailers club all these while.
Now he's offering to do same for our Yoruba brothers from d west

gists:
It doesn't need to be defended. As far as some of us are concerned, we will criticize PMB on the basis of stopping any laudable project started by previous administration or anything in that line. We will not criticize him on the basis of who he appoints or where such people come from - no matter how hard the wailers try. We voted for him to get the job done and not to mandate him to chose people across board.
It will be nice if he choose his team across the country, PMB can as well choose his team from one village for all we care

Oh BTW, the OP can screw the membership form in his anus.

Sorry buddy

Any attempt at wailing by new members will be resisted.

Funkybully and easternlion pls show this guy the exit door pls

owobokiri:
We warned them, but in their sophisticated stupor they wont listen, now we have to contend with a nauseating daurra attempt at internal colonialism..

If they had joined us to wail when Buhari made the first 10 appointments, perhaps it wouldn't have escalated to this point.
That's why We're rejecting new members.
We can't trust them again

EasternLion:
I came late to the party.

Yes ma'am. Present ma!

U're late but i reserved some food for u in the fridge

Welcome back boss

While u were gone, new wailers wanted to invade our territory

huangcheng:
No! Forget about Hausas for now, those are pretentious wails. We need the real thing. I don't like the way Yorubas wail randomly on this forum. Wailing should be organized and synchronized in such a way that the audience can synthesize the rhythm.

We need to create a place for them to gather and wail away their sorrows.

This huangcheng is a confirmed trouble maker.

Following

huangcheng:
I think we should open a thread for Yorubas, a thread where Ndi-Igbo will not interfere so that our Yoruba brothers from the South West can gather peacefully and waaaaaaaaaail away their sorrow.

What do you think guys?

But even Hausas have joined the wailers club (though out of sympathy)

Who hep me see Hungerbad?

PassingShot:

My respect boss

As annoying as u can be atimes with your 'Sai Buhari campaign' u spoke out clearly on this one even before a lot of others.
So I can't deny u d credit

AuntySusan:
I've always worried about the way the president was going about his appointments but like u pointed, they'll keep telling u to 'wait, there are many more appointments to be made'

Till when? I ask

Adesina just said the same thing. Again

Denying that there's a problem

funkybully:
Yesoooo bae!

I will matchet gbawe, omenkata, beremole, ngenekwensu etc with a two edge sword, just one strike, their silly empty heads will be rolling on d floor.

Grabs d gate key, waiting for d masturbators

Do u know that one of the people u mentioned on this your post had already appointed Amaechi SGF

Oh I mean nl SGF

funkybully:
But why?

Any way, he is lucky. Omenkata, ngene ekwensu must not get this kind of waiver.

I need their heads for d burial of any oba to die in d future.

No vex boss. U know me na, I followed almost all the comments since yesterday

Those guys (hungerbad, passingshot and Afameva)spoke up without influence while the others waited for Hausas to join before they woke up

The rest of the people u mentioned can stay where they are

Firefire:
You see...

That is life for u my brother.
Find below the response u should be giving to aspiring members of our club

funkybully:
I can see passingshot peeping, if u cross d line, u will b slayed.

Passingshot is already a registered member.

I personally processed his membership yesterday

funkybully:
Yesoooo bae!

I will matchet gbawe, omenkata, beremole, ngenekwensu etc with a two edge sword, just one strike, their silly empty heads will be rolling on d floor.

Grabs d gate key, waiting for d masturbators

That's my boss

Admission of New wailing members is highly prohibited at this time

cheruv:


This NL CIA na real ochōkwu

Lol chairman u'll be heading the committee that'll be probing new members. Make sure the bouncers don't collect bribe biko

No more admission till further notice

funkybully:
Chai!

Masturbating masturbators now begging to join our noble club.

How time flies!

No vacancy, no admission!

I am a proud wailer. Masturbators are not welcomed!

Ok honey, you'll be at the gate bouncing them

Soundking and easternlion are coming to assist you

When I created a thread asking for SS/SE people that supported Buhari to share their experiences, they called for my head.
They said I was a wailing wailer and they said I should wait n see how oga BuBu will balance the next set of appointments.

I've bn mostly on ghost mode since yesterday reading comments from Buhari's staunch supporters publicly wailing unlimited
While we've kindly accepted the members that registered yesterday, I regret to announce today that there are no more wailing membership forms due to over population in the club. Many people across Nigeria have shown(including Hausas Yorubas SE/SS) have shown interest in joining our club, hence we have to close admission for now.

From nl, the people our club accepted as at yesterday are Afam4eva, Hungerbad and passingshot. We all know they are Buhari's nl supporters but I respect the fact that they spoke out on time(without influence) unlike those that waited for APC leaders or Hausas to complain before they tried joining us.
Anyway the forms are gone, Hence Any wailer trying to join us in the wailing today is on his own. Kindly stay where u are

Long live nairaland

Happy birthday mrs Kanu

Candyrain:
They never get tired. I keep wondering why Biafra keep giving them nightmares. Edos know they have no part in Biafra hence their reason for the fight. I'm beginning to really feel for them.

Me too

Candyrain:
Who are those making you crack your ribs with laughter?

impostors everywhere u go

mcvaeey:
and you're the worst bastard that even stepped foot on planet earth. God forbid that I'm from a dirty tribe like yours. You're so stupid you don't take time to read my post before commenting. Yoruba my foot. God forbid. Who's stopping them from leaving? I'll be the happiest man if they even leave. I'm only calling for south south to form their own country instead of joining biafra. Thunder fire you and your worthless father if you tag me in your yoruba dream again.

Now he's talking about SS in the third person. The 'we' has bn removed

We'll surely get there soon

mcvaeey:
I'm not surprised. Igbos bt nature are born fools and that's why you're so stupid to know that nairaland has over 120k subscribers ans with a forum as large and popular like Nairaland, more people subscribe to it every minute and creating new monikers each day is a common thing. I pity your generations cos this is what awaits you.

See what Nnamdi Kanu is doing to my Yoruba brothers. I never knew Truth is such a weapon

My dear let me educate u small: there's something called 'profile' on nl where u can look up when an id was created on the forum
Read my lips: this moniker you're using was created August 12, 2015 with more than 18 topics already. Again what happened to your old moniker?

cheruv:
As in eh?
Like say na the sweetlemon wey she dey answer dey nyama nyama her uvuru.
Don't worry a plan is in place to split up the SS into its constituent parts

Bia bros cheruv stop falling my hand o
So u believe she's from Akwaibom?
An Akwaibom person that keeps fighting for one Nigeria? professing her love for one Nigeria the way it is now.
It was when she realized that claiming Akwaibom and supporting 'one Nigeria we have now' was making her claim too suspicious, she then changed it to 'we want SS republic' lmao

sdindan:
Why wouldn't you join Biafra?
You preferred to be a slave in Nigeria than to join Biafra.
As the are giving our brothers 60k per month and take trillions u are happy about it.
They have all the oil Wells and their children leaving big in overseas.
Well am sure rivers state will join. Dunno your own state.

Ondo Ekiti Osun Oyo are not part of Biafra in the first place
Save ur energy bro

mcvaeey:
who told you I created a new moniker? See how foolish an average person is. I'm not surprised. You people still haven't recovered from the asss whooping you got from the Nigerian army.

So the sophisticated tribe doesn't know that u can visit someone's profile to see when their id was created?