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Maamin:
Below are kind of single girls that really do exist.

1. Types that do not want to be in a relationship

These are the first sets of single people you meet out there, they never want to hear anything about relationship, and they believe they are done with falling in love and failing again. They see things only in their own perspective, doing their things alone with no relationship disturbance. They are done with relationship and never want to have a partner.

2. Types that do not care about relationship anymore

This type of girls doesn’t care about what anyone thinks, they do whatever they want and they prefer being flirty probably because they have been hurt a lot of time. They never want to commit, so you find them with a new partner every time but when you ask them, they will simply tell you that they don’t care for romance, and letting you realize that seeing someone with them doesn’t mean they are single, they are just in for the one night stand love and the next day you will see them with another person.

3. Types that are eager to be in another relationship

They are referred to as emotionally single people because they are actually not happy being single and when they see their friends going on fine with their relationship they always wish they were the one in love. They always wish they were in a relationship and complains about being single, they always want to get hooked up in another relationship because they cannot handle being single.

4. Types that are over-selective

These are the types you always find selecting and yet they will never find one person because of the way they are selective. They complain about this not good, that not good, they always compare whoever comes next to them with their “ex” which apparently will make them almost single for the rest of their life.

5. Types that are in love with their job.

The “Job lover” are the types girls that are addicted to their work and feel that anything that has to do with relationship is a distraction. They are hooked up with one man and they are too serious to give the person attention and so automatically they are single.

that's how it is everywhere in naija, not just Lagos. Make u no dey drink and smoke before opening threads!

Na dem! I don already know say na d brown roof people. Yoluubaa and fraud!

Quote me and say rubbish if u re silly!

divineshare:
Hmmm no vex am also an Igbo. Achom igunye ha oku n'isi.

Abeg shut up!

If una like make una delete my comment, I no send! Brown Roofians! Na dem! Oblong and conical heads!

Just imagine! Diverting fertilizers!

PRO, NCAN,
Auchi Branch!

Nonsense!

aynerodcirus:
so, for ur village school wey u attend, na life span of snakes dem dey teach u, huh?...,for yo dirty mind, na u sabi book pass!!! i hate dem over-sabi(s)

Shut dat dustbin u call mouth! Is something wrong with ur brain? If u like make u no go find how u go take see food chop! Poor boy!!!

Where are the Brown roofians?

Op u are not intelligent at all. In fact, I wonder d type of school u attended! How can a snake live up to 30 years? What's d life span of snake? U no sabi book!

Any girl interested?

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goodlifehyd:
Your moniker says it all, thou no be only tomato rotten but your brain follow am rotten

it seems u want to exhibit ur stewpidity! Quote me again and die!

Buhari wife no get single sense!

Useless woman! Like husband, like wife!

Buhari is the cause of this!

Afonjas again!

HtwoOw:
The only thing relating to the topic is UN speech and embarrassing Tony elumelu


Everything else is insult on person of Buhari,



No point, no sense

ZOO-MBIE (aka ZOMBIE) spotted again!!! Wow! So many ZOMBIES in here!

olorunda68:
Another PDP wailing write up!

ANOTHER ZOMBIE SPOTTED!!!

Standing5:
Trash.

ZOMBIE SPOTTED!!!

mrvitalis:
I was hoping the writer was an economist.. I would have written to the school he graduated from to reevaluate his certificate... But since he is one of those people who jump professions and claim experts.. I will just pass

shataap! U no get anytin meaningful to talk

Horlufemi:
Senseless

You think senselessly!!!

mercichoco:
hehehe, insulting you will be a waste of insult, i'l rather save it for the rainy days. God forsaken crop like you!

come to my bedroom bit.ch!

ikombe:
And is it only a designer some one is meant to like


A designer is also bought with a few thousand naira

o boy, stop dis ur woman wrapper thing for here o

234GT:
My girlfriend used to complain of same for me and we broke up last month. Lesson is let her go if she does not like you for who you are. Don't hate your body because of someone else.

thanks for d encouragement

naija1stpikin:
ask ur dadi

get lost!

mrmrmister:
You are not Skinny, Your mass is totally negligible. You don't exist, as far as the earth is concerned.

ok thanks

mercichoco:
Hehehe, man shall not live my rice alone. thanks sha

I dey suspect u

damseyl:
Ur Rooster is skinny tOo?

come and try it.

mercichoco:
Make her understand its non of your fault, you were born with sickle cell (SS), HIV and you are an inheritance of malnutrition

shut ur mouth and stop reasoning like a goat!

Behira:
U shud hav told her if not for the HIV nd Cancer ur suffering frm, u wudnt be dis skinny

WHO COME BE DIS ONE?

My babe said I'm too skinny. but na so God create me nah! Not like I don't eat much. I do but I still don't grow robust. I'm thinking of to start carrying weight lifts. She wants me to have 6packs! I don tire, I go die oh!