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I'm back, motherfuckerz!!! RottenTomato says so!!!

FisifunKododada:
I'm a Yoluba ram! A gworo-chewing cow!!!

U see ur life? What a pity!

shamsuRana:
I'm the biggest fool alive! Isn't that great?

See mumu o!

shamsuRana:
This is the thing with love children. I knew my father would turn out to be a drunk. Now my entire life is wasted

U see ur life? Ewu!!! Ram!!! Gworo-chewing cow!!!

Yoloba people no dey ever get sense!

Buhar.i is a fool!

slap1:
Don't argue with that guy. He is a proud illiterate. He can't even use words correctly.

U re very correct. That animal is just so useless!

shamsuRana:
It took you time to put up a response? This shows how daft and Looney you are right from birth..Talk of birth,your mannerisms are akin to that of a love child,who has no love in his life.
People like you live on reminat to survive,and just because you mangage to buy a phone out of your hard earned meagre savings,you resort to cluelessness,just like GEJ..
You must be a daft,reasonably,you are..

If people are talking about poverty, just shut that trap u call mouth because ur family is poverty personified! Stark illiterate! That's what u are, ewu!!! I thought u should be busy with saving ur drunk father from the useless life he has been living but look at u here, u fool trying to feel among! But to be serious, how can u save the wretched life of ur wretched father when ur life is as wretched as his?

shamsuRana:
E pain you

I have been ahead of Ediots,rascals and riff raffs like you.You have a strong grip of absurdity like a badge of honor.The economy,I know it's hard for low life's like you,but it is more difficult,if you are cogentially a mule.

Look at this poor wretched fool! U and ur entire family members have been suffering from chronic poverty! Fool! Ewu! Goat!!! U must be from the dirtiest part of the ghetto! I'm very sure ur father can't even erect a zinc house!

shamsuRana:
As your moniker is absurdly named,so is your brain.that is if you have one.

Your idiocy is not sophisticated,the common man on the streets know that.

So bring it on Charlie..rotten brain..

U are a condemned fool! U goat! Ewu!!! Mpama! Only fools think the way u do. In fact, u are below human! U are an animal!

shamsuRana:
I have.it's just because your senses(if you even have any) are in its lowest ebb.So you simply can't see mine.

If I should compare ur brain with that of any creature, it would be that of a lizard!!! Don't even try that with me because u will be so sorry for urself!!!

HungerBAD:
I have said it before.

And will say it again, the Judiciary is Nigeria's biggest problem, followed closely by Corrupt Politicians. The worst Societies in the World, are those that have corrupt Judges who have been proven to be Bribe takers.

Saying Buhari does not have a Certificate, is tantamount to Donald Trump saying the President of the United States was not Born in the United States. This Judge with this Ruling, is only out to embarrass the Office and the Person of the Federal Republic Of Nigeria.

We will weed out all the CORRUPT JUDGES one by one and their JAIL TERM is assured, even if they eat papers for breakfast like Metuh, or be crying like a 5 Month Old like Kalu the Biafran.

Now to the Writer, insinuating this is somehow connected to the Vice President. Be Careful with the way you allow your conspiracy theory, overtake your common sense of reasoning.

The VEEPEE has no hands in this.

Lastly, let us even assume President Buhari is even not Educated,let us assume he was not a General, let us assume he has never ruled Nigeria before, let us assume he had not attended some of the best Military Trainings in the World.

Let us assume President Buhari is an illiterate Farmer.

This Illiterate Farmer is ONE BILLION TIMES more Intelligent, than the CLUELESS one with a PHD in Cluelessness.

To those Praying that somehow, this Judge will somehow MIRACULOUSLY bring GEJ BACK, it is tantamount to saying Pastor Ajiboye will convert to a CELE PASTOR.

Not happening.

Shut up there!!! Go and look for job because I'm not sure if u have eaten for days!

coolitempa1:
A shoot at sight order ought to be given...against these miscreants..

Don't think of how to get a job! I know u can't even feed well or clothe well!

shamsuRana:
He is ahead of you and your likes tey tey! Since intellectuals like you couldn't frustrate his coming to rule you.
Live with it,and cut the craps...

Why can't u use ur sense?

KashyBaby:
no... I wanna see what kind of shoes Ur rocking..

And now u have seen it

KashyBaby:
no pics...

So u follow dey laff me ba?

The amount of embarassment I've been facing for sometime now is just too high!!! My footwears are constant source of embarassment for me. There's no need trying to give elaborate description of these shameful footwears of my mine. The pics can be seen below. Girls always look at my feet when they see me and whenever I try to give that "How are u baby smile", they frown at me and give me a devilish look as if I've come to beg for something. Abeg which kain poverty be dis nah? Hey! God, I go die o! Now, my neighbour, Mr Nwa-Ikwikwi Kpakpandu, has decided to rescue me from this shame, he said I'll get a new pair by weekend but I'm not sure yet because he said that after consuming 6 Goldberg. I wouldn't know if he said that in his right senses!

Oh, Baba remember my case o! Reason my mata, Oluwa!

The amount of embarassment I've been facing for sometime now is just too high!!! My footwears are constant source of embarassment for me. There's no need trying to give elaborate description of these shameful footwears of my mine. The pics can be seen below. Girls always look at my feet when they see me and whenever I try to give that "How are u baby smile", they frown at me and give me a devilish look as if I've come to beg for something. Abeg which kain poverty be dis nah? Hey! God, I go die o! Now, my neighbour, Mr Nwa-Ikwikwi Kpakpandu, has decided to rescue me from this shame, he said I'll get a new pair by weekend but I'm not sure yet because he said that after consuming 6 Goldberg. I wouldn't know if he said that in his right senses!

Oh, Baba remember my case o! Reason my mata, Oluwa!

The people of a country deserve the type of leaders they get. Since 'majority' decided to vote for a backward unintelligent barbaric fool, the result is what they are getting! Bull-harry is a gworo-chewing cow!

This Buhari na foolish man o!

Why is Buhari such a senseless man?

dauntless15:
please goto church and pray God doesn't strike you with thunder, I'll not quote you again you're not worth my time and am not in the mood for this thank you

How foolish u are to still be on this thread! You ugly monkey!!!

dauntless15:
what you're doing nw how is it any different or did i quote you?

Nama!!! Ewu kobo kobo! Come outside now! Answer ur name!

dauntless15:
what you're doing nw how is it any different or did i quote you?

Mpama!!! So u are still here? Since u claimed to be sensible, what are u still doing on this thread? Ewu kobo kobo!!!

MShittu:
I actually doubt how true this article is. Kolanut is not a thing in Northern/Fulani culture. Moreover there literally isn't a "plot" Fulanis/Northerners have. Honestly just think through it it's impossible.

If u no get wetin to talk, just shut up!

dauntless15:
hehehe am very right about you please keep basking in your cretinism

U are a condemned fool! Goat! Must u comment on every thread u see? Ewu!!!

Oluwamuyeewa:
Thrash
You know deep down that he said the truth,patronizing prostitute ain't right but that's his choice...

Leave that fool! E no get single sense!

dauntless15:
you are so insignificant to stand before my impossing personality to think you can slap me, useless despicable retard

U are a useless tout! Good-for-nothing f.o.o.l!!!

dauntless15:
[b]op you be confirm otondo, PERVERT!! Nw lemme counter your reasons.

*you need 500 to make love, that's so true, but have you looked at the bigger picture? every day you have sex with random girls lets say for a month thats 500*30 and its pay before service, but your girlfriend can understand with you if you dont have money, except she's unreal, a gold digger and you on the other hand a maga.

*prostitutes are deranged people they will kill you the moment you mess with them, but they are descent girls who you go after in a relationship, dont generalize all girls are the same, only a fool will see a decent girl and will see her as same with other girls, they are still good girls around but you are too stupid to see them, and the Big difference is FEELINGS, and if you get the right one she might become part of your life story

*yes money speaks for you and sermons are unnecessary, but since you cant waste your time investing on a lady, just marry the prostitutes you usually patronize so you'll know the difference between how a prostitute manage money and how a normal girl manage money.

*its the type of you that will collect salary and spend all in a bar and come home to slap your wife, you dont want commitment because you're simply irresponsible.

* prostitutes get pregnant too, they just kill the child but since you're irresponsible you wont know that its blood is on your head, iranu why were you even born

* if any girl knows you're a regular when it comes to Ho's i bet they wont even want your calls talk of long and boring please be ashamed of yourself a little

*like i said you patronize ho's so its gonna be very justified if theres constant cheating from females, u had it coming

*u call it a token, i call you stupid

* settle down? after you must have gotten venereal disease and become a walking std you will look for an innocent girl and drag her into your resplendent stupidity and your nit witted slutty personality and expect her loyalty, where i come from anyone that patronize ho's is disrespected even by kids, i pity who the unlucky girl will be. [/b]

I can see u need a thunderous slap to reset ur brain! Don't let me pour out my anger on u this evening o! Mpama!

laurel03:
Uncountable reasons... But always use road safety (Condom)

Dem berekete full every wia. I dey buy am plenty!