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[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=630505.msg8038298#msg8038298 date=1301753128]roymary

are you male or female.[/quote]If i was female, i wouldn't offer to safe your lonely world. Women has goatees where you hail from? drop me your number, the offer is still available.

^^^

Are you from the gutters? You always sound so crude and ghetto-ish.

Just saying.

sule sule:
Baba Mary u don't want to do me abi, then GET LOSt, ahn ahn is it hard pls stop looking  for little uneccesary things to start an argument , I'm sha not bothering about u again  

No, i won't do you!!! Bye bye.

itouch! "snooze" Liar!   Why waste so much money on a new generation phone when you could enroll in an Adult Basic conventional English class Good news, they have evening session classes.

sule sule:
I'm using an I touch, so the spelling stuff has issues, so long as u know what I'm trying to say

No! You simply suck.

sule sule:
Okai it is now English your teaching me, thank u for correcting me sha,  both of you can kill yourselves , happy

Seriously, your vocabs and diction is so bad, "i would not do a girl like you"   WTF is "your" in this context??

sule sule:
Both of u can kill your selves for all I care, cus it's your mothers that r dead that's why your agreeing with him !fools

Biiitch, "yourselves" is one word.

^^^^

Lease an HTC HD7 or HTC Tilts 2 for 1 week and you will have a completely different perspective.

Quote from: Donpuzo on Today at 12:13:02 AM
@sule. You are just a  ranting slut.

Your mother practically opened her legs in a T junction for men to see. Your poor father wanted to change her life. But what did he get in return? An in-ammenable buncon. Her death was the best thing that happened to his miserable life. Till you showed up and took over from where that f.oolish slut of a mother stoped. The man is also nearing his grave.

Just like her you come around here, looking for who to do you. The mad man down my street would reject the offer to do a graduate of yaba-left like you.

Coming here to rant about almost grauating jargons and forming nicki minaj. Yala Iya e!

Graduates are here, students studying for proffesional carrers are here! So cut the f up and go and read your books.

M.oron.

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The above is masterpiece. The simpleton deserves more of this. I hail Donpuzo.

LittleNerd:
dude you suck go cover your head in shame , ignorant dude

Looking for a beat-down huh? BTW, change that ugly picture on your profile, you look like you have some cummm in your mouth. Worwor.

^^^

You suck.

^^^
HTC is powered by Android.

slymm:
i do not like ugly people. They are ugly.

You sef fine Make we see your face first. If you do not post your picture in 24 hours, i will declare you "Worwor"

SMH. Way to go, that country sucks sha.

It depends on what you want to use your phone for. HTC phones are the best at this moment. If you do not pay for text messages, Blackberry would make no meaning to you. Try HTC HD7, HTC Tilt 2, that is a phone, laptop and Ipad all in your pocket.

Oops!!!

Pervert!

^^^
Mrs Chima is not marketable!!! Mr Chima is 89!!! What do you expect! Only Tpiah is marketable. Ugly but has big Yansh and high school certificate.

Poster is sex inclined. Thats all that rings in his head. Your libido needs a reduction surgery.

Blame it on Mrs Chima if this Topic is locked.

adagz 01:
D.E.A.T.H

Abeg, no one is dying.

[quote author=Jon.Bee link=topic=621913.msg7907154#msg7907154 date=1300094644]THE RE-EDUCATION OF MRS CHIMA
@Mrs chimpa

LESSON 1: You've lost it, so you start fantasizing about a monster di.ck, thiking perhaps it will bring you some satisfaction. Sorry but no sorry to bust your bubble, you are on a long thing.
IF perhap you are able to hook up with some homeless dude with a double digit schlong, guess what? Your uninformed head is gonna grapple with
the baggages that come with it due to surface area to volume ratio. Let me break it for you tweedle dum. You will have crisis on your hand, what you get at best is half done noodle (hello! weak erection, failure to lunch, prem. Ejac). You will spend the rest of your miserable existence giving 'head' to a lifeless di.ck.

LESSON 2: Monster di.ck is cool to show off in the locker room, pleasing to look at perhaps help you to a career in the indecency industry. But au contraire, it is almost dysfuctional for sex. (it's called pros & cons)
iF you are lucky to have a semi-cooked noodle, you'll still have following to contend with:
-gut wrenching pain due bumping of the cervix
-painful coitus as a result of bruises (I know you are loose canyon but are also into pain)
-erectile dysfunction which will variably make you spend all your food stamp on viagra.

LESSON 3: Don't hang urself yet, there's hope. With a great guy who is skilled in the art of lovemaking, all your misgivings is lessened (esp. with the object of your dissatisfaction i.e small di.ck). So, you might really not need an upgrade
BTW, the average vag.ina canal is 'bout 4'' with Gspot at situated 2'' from the entrance (so a nice lick, a deft finger & a good grind should get you off, anytime)

Since I care so much about you; I wish you luck in your quest for a white dude (trailer trash, I mean) to take care of your broke a.as
In the meantime; go get yourselve a stitch[/quote]In her case, punni rejuvenation would not be helpful, she should just stitch up the entire hole. No cock deserves the humiliation of penetrating such eyesore she calls cunnt.

[quote author=Jon.Bee link=topic=621913.msg7907108#msg7907108 date=1300094193]THE MISEDUCATION OF MRS CHIMA


@Mrs chimpa,
I'm totally sick of your name-calling & drama on a harmless opinion I shared with someone else.
But I guess a low-life fat slob that you are, would keep acting like a tramp until you get smacked the fvck up.
Being a trashy 'white co.ck'' craving ''size queen'' who have nothing to bring to a relationship, you are
always hooked on humongous pe.nis fascination even when the subject matter suggest otherwise!

I figure out the reason why you are trippin' is the fact that you've got ''neither a beautiful mind nor a tall personality'' and being the superficial loser that you represent on NL, your real life cannot be but reek of sauciness, rancour & grumpiness. Typical nuances of a raggedy backside loser.
I got news for you, you don't need a monster cock, what you really need is a some stitches & a personality make-over ( try Dr. 92010 & Dr. Phil)

It's sad you are dissapointed by the fools in your life(drug dealers, jailbirds, pimps, thugs & gangstas) men who cannot hold it down at home, hence your bitter about men (esp. Black) but the question is do you deserve any better?
Law of homogenous species, suggest that your type will only be attracted to a worthless superficial goon like you.
Aside the fact that you are smelly shapeless fat blob, earnestly take an objective look betwn your legs. Does it look like what a self respecting guy will be interested in? after many years of donkey shed tryst & cold solo self-service with baseball bat.
Take a moment & think 'bout it.[/quote]This is masterpiece.

Tosinville:
^^^be easy bro, its just an online arguement.

Seriously?? Dude is doing a great job bashing that skunk and you say easy,

Jon.Bee, please ride on, someone else needs to shut her down; been trying to do that.