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AfraTales:
I never do am ooo

if you insult me, back to sender

let's keep this trending joor


#PepperThemGang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YYNPnql9YI

Sunnymatey:
They's dis girl l toasted 4rm Oct. 2016 to Feb 2017. Though she gave me a yes verbally but her attitude shows she didnt mean wat she says. I showered her with love and gift just 2 prove how serious l was. Our meetings always took place around popular eateries in town. In January she requested 4 some cash 2 enable her resume school, l was ready 2 assist except 4 d fact she wanted d money brought 2 her where she live and my late father will disown me if l try dat. Days later a friend brought some foodstuff 4 me, l told her since l rearly cook in my house and minutes later she showed up and spent quality(worthless) time with me but guest what? 'She is not in d mood'. Well, nothing spoil l saw her off with d goody bag of foodstuf with some cash. An attempt 2 make her visit me 4 a 2nd time was met by verbal outburst frm her, but as a mature guy l kept calm. Just yestday after about 2 months she text saying l was nice among all her toasters, dat she is ready 4 me now but need me assist her with skul fee of 36k.

Don't talk to her again. She's not into you.

nerodenero:
A gay is first human before being gay. Inasmuch I detest their act, for humanity sake, live and let's live.

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" live and let live".

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Astonmartins:
Pls, which site is the best for live football streaming?

Www.p2p4u.net

Learn1:
I have never used it how do I use it please

Don't do drugs brother - tramadol will traumatize you- increase your heart rate by pumping excess blood into your arteries . Eat more of banana on a regular, exercise more and stop thinking about sex.

When coochie is overused - it shuts down the brain and eventually loses hair strands.

sexybbstar:
Mix milk,local egg and grounded alum and take it before the action. Or mix honey with white onion juice, take three spoonful twice a day for two weeks.

Thank me later

Omg!!! Are you kidding me? Are you trying to render the young man useless Alum restrict blood flow and the damn dick needs blood flow fully focused on that area. Alum will work the opposite.

Don't be wicked young lady.

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erameh1:
Hey, let’s get past Nollywood, at this point, let’s discuss some Nollywood actresses who spent n @ ked for the camera. Super hot actresses with a very smooth and exceptional skin hmm beauty. Let’s go straight to it.

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mbv90:
I'm a young man in my late 20s, handsome and working, I have everything I want but I have a joystick of 3.75 inches fully erect. When flaccid you don't wanna know. To the extent that I don't even bath with other guys while I was in hostel cos I will feel to ashamed , the size is appalling, because of this I have never had the boldness to have sex because of the fear of rejection, I tried going to an olosho and the olosho was just looking at me like...whats this thing! I have been contemplating on joystick enlargement pills but I am too scared of the side effects. I tried the jelqing exercise I read up online but I can't see any improvements yet. Please Nairalanders I need your advice and help this is killing me internally. Thanks

Live your life bro- it doesn't depend on that dick and your other half will locate you at the right time and she wouldn't have a single problem with it .

Don't be bothered - Invest your time in something more productive.

Big pricck get him own wahala- you don't wanna know. Please smile it's not that serious.

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It's Malaria

Paragraphs!!!

I can assure you, Op is a virgin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YYNPnql9YI

Lily4star:
Sorry for the disturbance, but can someone please enlighten me what's the meaning of TKO what's the difference with KO.

Congrats to Joshua

KO means Knockout.

While

TKO means technical knockout.

When you are KO - you are knocked to oblivion

TKO occurred when a fighter is being battered but the referee steps in to stop the fight in order to prevent the fighter from taking more damage.

KO
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TKO

No one is talking about how she snatched someone else's husband

Boring Game

Your father would be very disappointed if he finds out what's running through your mind. Niggur please!

gocac:
Please this lady was caught on camera unaware rubbing something on the stomach of a beautiful lady during her traditional wedding, the question is was this act of kind gesture, was she actually wishing her well or she was just been wicked? whats her motive for rubbing her? scary though!
pls continue to share until the celebrants sees this.
people are just wicked.

Welcome back Op. . Where did you go though?

Mr Cork-

How have you been? I'm sure you are married now! Your wife must be yellow pawpaw


Good to have you here again.

terrence12:
I can't do this man...

She's probably messing with you! Quit avoiding her. Who knows if you are the Father even if she ain't lying ?

You ain't gonna die or anything like that! It's not like you are married.

Be bold and face this - learn from it and be better.

Op is an Olosho

TheLogicalMind:
Prettier in what way? She has a round flat face and small eyes like a pig

I would pick the wife over that old mama youngie over and over again . Must na local boy.

His height of shamelessness deserves an award.

Cool23:
Dude why don't u go for a DNA test to confirm if is truly yours

The pregnancy must be 10-12 weeks before any form of paternity test could be carried out.

Dude also confirmed a slipped for a sec.

Welcome to Fatherhood - it's a beautiful world out here .

ZarZar:
And you understood what we were discussing, right, or you just jumped to conclusions? She was telling me about a date she went to with a Nigerian guy & her sister is the one that warned her to stay away from them, telling her that the guy probably wanted to marry her for papers. Now I'm waiting for you to show me the part where I said anything about Nigerians & papers. Because all I did in that conversation was laugh at her story & the phrase the guy used when she broke things off with him- the God punish you part of her story.

how is your boyfriend doing ?

Acode:
Recently I got into a fight with my elder brother..nd I broke his nose..it was a very bad thing for me ..but its jst d end product of wat my dad has been planting inside of me

It all started THUS

My dad is a master comparer ..wen we wer younger ...
he wuld compare us (me nd my brothers) to anyone he deems fit even if dat someone is worst Dan us..

.comparisons like

*--.why are we not leading d youth choir in our church like d pastor's son
*--why can't i take d first position in my class like Camoru Omo Iya alata
*-- why cant I win d scholarship like lagbaja even if my school is not offering any

I could remember last two years..a relative came visiting..dis guy recently came back from Obodo oyibo..nd he was forming all single nd holy..

here comes my dad again..comparing us to him..saying d guy has gone to a foreign land nd he was successful all because he was holy nd he abstained from women..

nd all we do here is think and gist about women(we are 6 boys)..we didn't take it lightly wit him..but we let it slide.

.only to get invited to a party by dis holy obodo oyibo guy..nd we met him rocking d biggest ukwu we've ever seen..Chai!!..God punish devil

Back to my main reason for writing dis..
My dad ridiculed me so much with my brothers success.. he wuld use every opportunity to compare me nd him

my brother is a graduate nd works for a big tech company.. while i'm still a 300level student

The comparison got so bad I started hating my brother..not because he's already successful Dan me...but my dad rubs it on my face always..like I should jst graduate sharp sharp nd start working

long story short.... we fought nd I broke his nose
NOW MY QUESTION IS
I know my dad wants to motivate us with d comparisons
But is it ideal to motivate someone( brother.. friend..anyone) by comparing him to another person..

nd if ur a victim like me..talk ur story

You be real mumu- You dey break your brother nose and you still dey tell the world! You go soon jam small boy wey go beat you well well too. Anuofia

You dey watch Big Brother- Stop lying!!!. Y'all watch that show unless the ones without DSTV or Nepa Pole

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