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She's not a computer. She's simply jobless, spending my uncle's money,flirting and hating men online is all she does.

fstranger1:
They've been laced with MAGUN of the Ogun abenu gongo fame, open them at your risk!

I am Chief Arowolo. I have the antedote

fstranger1:
Atreides my love:

That old man has three wives already, not to talk about his many concubines.

And you know that AIDS is real.     .     .   Do you really want to take that chance?


Anyway, I just got my paycheck for the work I did over the past two weeks. Mehn, them cheat me like craze. They only pay me for 92 hrs instead of 100 hrs, so I may not be able to afford a diamond ring this val, but definitely next val, you'd get whatever you want.

Lest I forget, my six pack still dey Kampe though. No one can take that away for me.

Anywho, how are your parents? say hi to them for me. what about your sister Sophie, hope she is facing her studies? extend my regards to her. Until we talk again, stay safe ok. I love you!

I need to pay you off! Name your price this boy? Or do you want me to get you arrested.

@Atreides, i am giving you a chance of a lifetime; your aunties on Nairaland blew their chances too ; they were love birds but hey, the lover boys are gone.  Ask Mygoldie.

Baby, what do u want for valentine? Will this do? Thats a $5000 Python Skin Jimmy Choo;


BTW, you have very lovely legs, what time are they open?

Mygoldie:
hahahahaha,what an insult.

I'm sure fstranger sent you abi! Atreides is what you used to be; She's 21 and naive lil-thing.

What do you want for Valentine? Daddy is serious! I am a sugar daddy and we don't beat girls; those boys with six pack will beat you , Omoge.

Oh no Atreides, you this Omoge! Why do you want to suffer with this small boy?? Tell your friends about me; they will advice you better; you are too naive and delusional. Money is what you need my dear. I will apprehend this fstranger if this continues.

@ Atreides

You are too beautiful to suffer; I don't have to save to buy you Jimmy Choo or Porsche. This fstranger loads bags at Baggage claim; how long will you deal with that? Yes, he has six packs but it shows how hungry he is. He has no strength. You gain strength from eating balanced diet and not on empty stomach aka six pack.
Atreides, let me take care of you; love is foolish; just enjoy my money. Have you been to "America-London" before?

Valentine is approaching, fstranger will soon stop talking to you but would return after Valentine.  

I love you Omoge.

Atreides:
Ewoo!!! Who's buying and who's selling? I leave Nl for one hour and this happens?
@roy,a six-pack is verra necessary!@bolded,What a wonderful and caring man! Now i know you loff me.
P.s-Maybe you should get a fourth job so you can save up for my first car.
Double P.s-Negotiations on and off Nl? Our engagement? I'm jus hearing that one oh. .

Six pack gini? Abeg jare; You cant have six pack when you have all these money that i've got in Swiss banks. Why do you want to suffer with that destitute that has 4 jobs packing snow all through Is he a robot ? I will employ him to wash your undies and pay him better my dear. 

BTW, what do you want for Valentine?  Don't be shy baby girl.

[s]Puleaseeeee , Have you seen Banky W without them caps?[/s] Don't lose me baby.

@OP

You must be ugly and hopeless to believe this

fstranger1:
You came late

I have already secured her visa and I am still trying to gather her ticket money. BTW, I work three jobs just so I could meet her needs when she gets here.

She initially wanted a Banky W kinda person, but eventually, after numerous off and on NL negotiations, she accepted my proposal. I just bought my Aso-ebi for her engagement. You are invited, if you dont mind.

See this man o! I will show you i am Chief Arowolo; do you know me in this town?

This girl is not going to South Africa or Malaysia. I am bringing her to America. Don't get me angry this man.

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Well, i will send Benz 190 to her daddy. That way i could have easy access.

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Seriously? Everyone?; oh no! Well, i'm a rich sugar daddy not some school boy. I will take her to America and London.

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abs of steel will damage your tender waist too early. Ask your aunties on Nairaland or why do you think they all look older than their various ages.

Let me handle you with care; too bad you er in that hot country.

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Oh no! See what internet and Blackberry has caused!!! When i was at your age, I couldn't talk back when senior folks scolds me.

But hey, you must be a sweet girl as it is; can i be your sugar daddy? I have big belly!

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Mrs Chima should only be good for baby-making! Dunno what my uncle (Mr Chima) was thinking!!!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=592573.msg7628494#msg7628494 date=1296321041]So your mother is tufiakwa? [/quote]His mother is not tufiakwa. She has outgrown the stupidity of women-thats what life experiences does. I hate it when you bring our mothers into this. Why are you so crude? Go back to kitchen my friend.

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So, you are not yet 21 Its past your bedtime! Go to bed right away.

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No mind the bingo jare. I'm sure he would nail the girl in question if he's got a chance. 21 today na old mama.

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Useless guys on NLand? Now thats bitchy! How useful are you? The poor girl is trying to be a woman dammit. She knows about reading her books.

Bitchy angry girls should not be beaten but tied and locked up in a dumpster.