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CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo Fires Back At Fans Who Criticized Her Makeup by Rrankdonga(m): 6:39pm On Mar 01, 2016
She looks like a witch who lost her way! its obvious.
I hear they call it make over nowhuh whats a face make over when ur veejay is a gutter??
PoliticsRe: #whereisthechange, A Machinery Of The Wailers And Oppositions by Rrankdonga(m): 8:39pm On Feb 29, 2016
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PoliticsRe: SHOCKING PHOTO: This Can Only Happen In Ondo by Rrankdonga(m): 7:54am On Feb 25, 2016
Lol.. my yoruba brethren o.
PoliticsRe: Twitter Exposes Made In Nigeria Advocate Senator Ben Murray Bruce by Rrankdonga(m): 11:34am On Feb 24, 2016
Chai baba bruce na wah you o.
CelebritiesRe: Foluke Daramola Shares More Stunning Photos by Rrankdonga(m): 2:42pm On Feb 16, 2016
Where are the endowments? Nairaland mods self.
PoliticsRe: Pastor Adeboye Visit PMB In Aso Rock by Rrankdonga(m): 1:52pm On Feb 16, 2016
May God help PMB cos truth be told, the man needs help. Help that only God can give.
NYSCRe: Taraba A16 Lets Meet Here. by Rrankdonga(m): 3:46pm On Feb 15, 2016
Bhanks:
drop ur num
Benue to Taraba... here's my number 08037069141
CrimeRe: This Nigerian Scam Is Literally Out Of This World. by Rrankdonga(op): 5:28pm On Feb 13, 2016
grin grin grin grin ;DThis got me laughing real hard.
notice how the last picture says "who we are". well i leave that out for @mBuhari and Ben Bruce to decide.
CrimeThis Nigerian Scam Is Literally Out Of This World. by Rrankdonga(op): 5:20pm On Feb 13, 2016
Nigerian scams aren’t new. For as long as we’ve had email, we’ve had princes claiming millions of dollars are ready for you to claim. They’re right there with emails boasting free lottery numbers and ads for sexual enhancement pills.

Except this one.

In this next-level bit of scamming, a man is asking for a mere $3 million to rescue a Nigerian astronaut (no need to adjust your screen) who was left behind — a la Matt Damon — by those awful Russians. The original email was published, in full, at Anorak.
There are many lulz to be had, but in my opinion the biggest of them all is the fact that a man has been sitting in space since for 15-plus years after getting left behind in favor of cargo and he’s “in good humor.”

All-in-all it was a valiant attempt. There has never been anything recorded about an astronaut that goes by Abacha Tunde. The mission timeline is quite off, meaning they either don’t exist or are misaligned with the proper dates, but elsewhere the attention to detail was strong. The scammers even used a .gov email account, from this government website.

Hopefully we can get Major Abacha Tunde back home soon where he can enjoy all the things he missed out on having spent 15-plus years in space, like ‘The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt,’ vagina speakers and crazy drone races.
source: http://thenextweb.com/shareables/2016/02/12/this-nigerian-scam-is-literally-out-of-this-world/

NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 8:40pm On Feb 10, 2016
rosalieene:
am serious
help me check
Istevobaaba@gmail.com
vadoor
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m):
LogoDWhiz:
Congrats bro!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 6:29pm On Feb 10, 2016
Walexz02:
The guys lips look like 50naira pomo cheesy
haha u get mouth bro
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 6:25pm On Feb 10, 2016
Walexz02:
Hahaha I saw that nigga. Can't stop laughing bro grin
the guy has pink lips.. hahaha.. i swr i died.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 6:24pm On Feb 10, 2016
boboLIL:
I de telx. U oh... For hin mind,, he is proud of himself... He even say '. Trip at ur own risk,, I have a galrnd' lolss dem gals de chop shii sha.. Lols
hehehe. i like they way wey dem dey bash am for there.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 6:17pm On Feb 10, 2016
boboLIL:
hahahaha. I vex eh oh
lol baaba people dey this life o.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 6:16pm On Feb 10, 2016
JaneJoanJohn:
who exactly??
umm check the front page, u'l see a thread about pink lips. Lol.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 6:09pm On Feb 10, 2016
Lmao please who saw that foo.l with pink lips on the front page?
FashionRe: How I Easily Got Pink Lips (photos) by Rrankdonga(m): 6:00pm On Feb 10, 2016
ageraGT:
Ever wondered why girls never look at you seductively, and slowly lick their lips yearning to kiss u? well i know why! It’s because your lips are thick, hardened, black, parched, and scary!! yes I said it...pink lips is a very attractive facial feature most guys take for granted, even if u look like a malnourished African Ostrich your pink lips is gonna get you laid, ask wizkid and co. why they spend thousands of naira just to tattoo their lips to look pink. If u were unfortunate enough to be born without natural pink lips well good news to you my black thick lipped brother getting pink lips is not so hard it just takes determination, patience and you letting go of some habits. let me share with you my personal secret for my lips.

1. Avoid sunlight
Dudes, Chronic sun exposure can also cause slight darkening of the lips, so u gotta avoid those uv rays man.

2. Quit smoking
This one is lips 101 and pretty basic (if u think i have to explain further why u shouldn’t smoke then you are a retarded bovine creature)

3.Exfoliate your lips
This is where u actually have to do some work. Exfoliation means removal of dead skin on the surface of your lips. Personally, i do this by mixing honey with lime and applying it on my lips with a soft brush, you use the soft brush to slightly brush the top layer of the skin, do this every morning for 20- 30 minutes.

4. lick your lips
Yeah, when you see that pretty girl coming lick your lips while using your teeth to slightly scrape the surface to avoid excess disgusting mouth juice smothering over the lips, this will make your lips look brighter and pinker for few secs before harmattan returns your lips to its default settings.

So, this is what i Ageragt do to get dem pink lips... here are some of my photos (trip at your own risk i have a girlfriend)
bro u are a disgrace to manhood.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 10:33am On Feb 10, 2016
please did any one get their first choice in states selection?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 9:59am On Feb 10, 2016
amodu:
Drop your name and e-mail for them on Facebook
okkk. thanks
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 9:43am On Feb 10, 2016
amodu:
NYSC 2016 Service Year

If you made payment direct to bank and you
haven't gotten your pin via sms, pls scan the
receipt given to you from the bank and send to
nyscsupport@sidmach.com with all your
details including email and phone number. If
you made payment online using ATM card and
your account was debitted while the payment
is not reflecting in your dashboard pls drop
your name and email address here. Sorry for
the challenges.


cc:
Greatestman and co.
here Steven Shikaan
istevobaaba@gmail.com I paid online using ATM since Monday. I even sent a mail to @nyscsupport still yet nothing.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 9:04pm On Feb 09, 2016
bhankyskillz:
A PCM's Call up
bro i don't understand what is going on.. u printed ur call up letter already?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 7:49pm On Feb 09, 2016
Kbs468:
Since your money has been deducted and you didn't see the call up number to enable you print the Green card out, it means that your money was only deducted and was never officially recognized that you've paid because if you didn't pay, you can never see the call up number let alone print the Green card except if you are for REVALIDATION, which means that you have paid b4 and it is duly recognised no matter how long you have paid.

So, my suggestion is for you to restart the payment process again by inputting the Bank details afresh. Continue with same step repeatedly once in a while and if the same problem persists, then you will have to do a new payment while you take your evidence to the Bank for a reclaim of your money.

I pray you make a headway
cc
Rrankdonga
baaba thank you. I will do exactly as you have suggested.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 5:04pm On Feb 09, 2016
youngpop:
can sm1 help me right now! !!!!!! since yesterday I was unable to print out my green card. my money was deducted and I recive alert, but I don't see the call number why ?
can someone help us out here? anyone please.
NYSCRe: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Rrankdonga(m): 5:01pm On Feb 09, 2016
someone please help me out. I paid for the nysc registration with my gtb mastercard but I haven't gotten any message telling me about any transaction id, my dashboard says I still haven't paid. please what do I do? the only messages I have is the alert i got from the bank.
PoliticsRe: Arrest Goodluck Jonathan Now !!! - As Seen In Abuja (pictured) by Rrankdonga(m): 9:02pm On Feb 07, 2016
Why will a grown man come out and disgrace his whole family like this?? dun.ce
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 2:35pm On Jan 31, 2016
Themmy90:
my fellow Abusites..... have missed you guys. still battling with my case oooo. please keep praying o
yes sister we are with you. Have you spoken to anyone yet?
PoliticsRe: ! b by Rrankdonga(m): 1:44pm On Jan 31, 2016
ngeneukwenu stop acting like a familiar spirit.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 1:27pm On Jan 31, 2016
Rukkyola:
@Rrankdonga.because u went for convocation nw u wil not allow people lyk me wey no go 2 ur hear word.shebi na so so girls u c snap picture wit ba.
lol.. my sister ABU girls jst decide fine yesterday.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rrankdonga(m): 6:53pm On Jan 30, 2016
CROBBOY:
Congratulation!
thanks baaba.

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