₦airaland Forum

legaxi:
Thanks for the update please mention me when it's out, just can't wait to check it.

you can count on me.

Abusites, your data hasnt been uploaded yet.. Keep calm and don't panic y'all dont have any reason to.

Wendyslim:
Come of it. Buhari wouldn't have made such error . He only give orders ,so u can fault the secretary . Wailers should keep wailing.

are u a dunce? Does he also give orders for ppl to read for him?

shame on Nigeria! Bigger shame on her leaders. Starting with the president.

@team #ABU your convocation is on the 29th.

daudae1:
From a Reliable source!! NYsC 2016 is APRIL.Official Time table to be out soon!

oga Boss.. Yaya?

Jamesdman:
No, I've not paid. I intend obtaining just my SOR for now.

Yes, I'm 2015.

Thank you, hope you're having a great day.

mehn very great... I'l send u a mail so we can tlk privately.

Jamesdman:
The Senate is issuing either of the two, it depends on your financial capacity at the moment.

Statement of Result is free and can be collected by following a few procedures involving clearance at the Senate.

Certificate cost N6000.

The breakdown of the 6k is...

N2000 for the Certificate
N2000 for Alumni ID Card
N2000 for ABU Development.

After paying the money at microfinance bank, you'll follow the same process for obtaining SOR to get the Certificate.
The Certificate will be issued on convocation day.

thanks oga boss. Have u paid for it yet? and ermmm one last one are you 2015? Good morning btw.

daudae1:
Statement of resultor certificate? Wat do u mean here?

certificate... There wont be any need for statement of result....

daudae1:
Hey My Tiv brother,wats up with SOR at ABU?wat are dey saying?

i hail o baaba.
Someone told me today, that before the month runs out, the certificates will be getting ready becos there is going to be convocation.

Jamesdman:
Really?
Welcome Bro.
Have you done the needful?

#iRep U10 #team ABU.

Jamesdman:
#494

Dedicated to all the ABUsite in this lovely city (even though you guys behave ghostly, never staying long enough).

omo abusite. See ur guy here o.

lmao.. This cramjones are you always this stupid or are u jst making some special effort today?

tunnath:
Not really sure but some dept don start filling mobilization form for Senate building room210, I only knw abt urban and regional planning dept....our dept never send name sha

baaba no vex... What school do u represent?

Alhassanu:
Yes, it has. We even held our convocation last December, 12th to be precise. We have our certs already.

wow. Thats really cool. I am a pcm from abu and i am still not sure if the senate has approved our results yet.

Salihumainasara:
@sonymax16 dis is't

lol hope they wont get mad @ u for releasing information

teemama20:
Top of d morning to d pple of golden city.......... still waiting for d official TT

morning teemama

Alhassanu:
Name: Usman Alhassan School: Kaduna State University (kasu) Year of grad: 2015 Course: Economics Preferred states for NYSC: Abuja, Gombe and Katsina

pleased to meet you hassan. Has ur school senate approved you result?

Taeewo:
Please no one shud quote me.I discovered dat ninety nine percent of people on this platform knows the diff btween CORP (wrong) or CORPS (correct) bt for the remaining one percent dat don't no,the real pronunciation is CORPS (CORE).......please no offence just want odas to learn as some corps members was disgraced during A15

thanks bro. I made the mistake yesterday. Thanks for this.

morning y'all.
Does any1 have information as regards whether ABU zaria will mobilize will mobilze her 2015 graduates?

bossy101:
You didn't fill any mobilization form Abu... Cod I asked the man at that student affairs .. He told me I didn't need to .. That we will be mobilized with the senate list .. Som ish like that

hi. Please did u jst graduate from ABU?

Noooo Ma. U will only quit wen we find the girls

Sound the alarm Mustafa! Sound the alarm.

I think President Buhari show pay urgent attention to this Biafra matter. Its not enough to curse the Igbo's on social media. Their approach might be wrong, but their concerns are quite legit... This is enough to end the Buhari regime and turn his body language to nonsense if not handled well. RIP to the dead, Viviangist accept my deepest condolence. GEJ welcome to Twitter, BTW you should join Nairaland too.

CallMeMadMan:
Validated Trash

Your A Madman.

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Lmao... u gatta be kidding me. Heheheheheh

Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan.
Sir, while you have gone.

1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.

2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment.

3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities.

4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.

5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves.

6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.

7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.

8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it.

8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.

9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.

10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.

11.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful.

12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.

13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful

14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful

15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser distribution will never forget you.
16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful

17.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature

18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.

19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful

20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216 to =N= 19800 are grateful.

21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful

May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always

You are Still the Best President so far.

God bless GEJ.
Credit;- wailingwailer00
Errrrmmmm has anybody seen Ngeneukwenu

Sir, while you have gone.

1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.

2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment.

3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities.

4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.

5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves.

6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.

7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.

8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it.

8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.

9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.

10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.

11.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful.

12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.

13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful

14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful

15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser distribution will never forget you.
16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful

17.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature

18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.

19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful

20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216 to =N= 19800 are grateful.

21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful

May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always

You are Still the Best President so far.

God bless GEJ.
Credit:- wailingwailer00

Damn!!! Am literally crying right now.
Y'all remember that comment earlier this year?

Buhari is a Fraud.